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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 24, 2012, 05:04:36 AM

Title: There, I fixed it.
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 24, 2012, 05:04:36 AM

MADRID (AP) â€" A small Spanish town is trying to figure out what to do with a 20th-century painting of Christ that has been disfigured by a local artist who was trying to restore it. Juan Maria Ojeda, an official in Borja town, said 80-year-old Celia Gimenez decided to touch up the fresco of Christ wearing a crown of thorns in the Misericordia church. He said no one realized how badly disfigured the painting was until she rang town hall to say what she had done. The fate of the painting, completed in 1930, has made national news in Spain. The fresco is of the genre known as "Ecce Homo" style ("Behold the Man"). But on Thursday some Twitter users were dubbing it "Ecce Mono" ("Behold the Monkey").

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/fresco.jpg)
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Post by: ungeheuer on August 24, 2012, 05:21:47 AM
With that kinda restorative skill no doubt the locals will stone the "artist" to death.

Or am i mixing my religions up again?



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Post by: Stella on August 24, 2012, 05:23:24 AM
Maybe they can get the ballpoint pen artist to fix the fix.
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Post by: ungeheuer on August 24, 2012, 05:28:23 AM
Quote from: Stella on August 24, 2012, 05:23:24 AM
Maybe they can get the ballpoint pen artist to fix the fix.
And act for the defendant.
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Post by: RAT900 on August 24, 2012, 06:20:09 AM
I hope Celia hasn't quit the day job yet
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Post by: LMT on August 24, 2012, 06:22:39 AM
Chia Jesus?
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Post by: Speedbag on August 24, 2012, 07:23:29 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on August 24, 2012, 05:21:47 AM
With that kinda restorative skill no doubt the locals will stone the "artist" to death.



Methinks maybe the artist was plenty stoned already.
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Post by: Speeddog on August 24, 2012, 08:24:52 AM
She's obviously spent some time studying Picasso's work.
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Post by: abby normal on August 24, 2012, 08:32:11 AM
It looks like the painting Rowan Atkinson destroyed then 'repaired'
In the mr. Bean movie. 

I couldn't stop laughing when saw this.
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Post by: koko64 on August 24, 2012, 01:41:55 PM
Clearly a protest against the six day creation theory..
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Post by: Ducatamount on August 24, 2012, 02:29:12 PM
Well,I like it.... except for the lips...... then it gets a little creepy.  [laugh]
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Post by: elyse on August 24, 2012, 04:07:19 PM
the quote in the article i read about it cracked me up.. it said jesus now looks like a "furry monkey in an ill-fitting tunic" ... maybe the artist believes in darwin & this was her idea of a "before" picture  ;D
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Post by: MendoDave on August 25, 2012, 03:16:02 PM
Before Jesus was a man he was made out of energy or something . You can't draw that.
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Post by: jaxduc on August 25, 2012, 03:59:00 PM
down syndrom jesus? anyone?
I can't tell if that is blasphemous or not.
Sorry for offending everyone.
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Post by: Ddan on August 25, 2012, 04:27:37 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on August 25, 2012, 03:16:02 PM
Before Jesus was a man he was made out of energy or something . You can't draw that.

She didn't get that memo
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Post by: koko64 on August 27, 2012, 12:18:42 AM
Quote from: jaxduc on August 25, 2012, 03:59:00 PM
down syndrom jesus? anyone?
I can't tell if that is blasphemous or not.
Sorry for offending everyone.

Not offended at all.
Shouldn't be blasphemous either, as it fits in with incarnational theology and His affinity for the marginalized.
Hilarious but profound point you make there. [laugh]
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Post by: jaxduc on September 01, 2012, 03:18:36 PM
I'm so glad someone gets me like you do koko64  ;D
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Post by: ducatigirl100 on September 02, 2012, 11:20:09 AM
The church there  got allot of attention from the hole thing ... great publicity stunt  [thumbsup]  [popcorn]
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Post by: RAT900 on September 03, 2012, 12:04:14 AM
They should hold a "Replace Our Jesus" contest on Facebook

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Post by: Scoober1103 on September 03, 2012, 01:47:03 AM
Like the "Jesus loves everyone, except you, your a ............" kinda thing!  [laugh]