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Title: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: needtorque on September 10, 2012, 06:48:55 AM
So I have an iphone. For those that have used them I am sure you know that they are not exactly made for fat fingers.  I was sending a text to my wife and I clicked her name from the recent text list. Then typed in, "give me a call when you get a sec sexy lady."  then I hit send.  While an iphone is sending you cannot see the name of the recipient.  When sending is complete I see the name at the top and needless to say it is not my wifes name but the name of a female co-worker.  You know that feeling you get when you are low in a corner and you feel the ass of the bike begin to slide out from under you.  Make that feeling *1,000 and you have what I felt when I saw the wrong name.  Now I am awaiting my wife to call me so I can "confess" my idiocy and hope to God she does not get pissed at me.
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: Ducatamount on September 10, 2012, 07:00:15 AM
Freudian slip?  :o
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: ducatiz on September 10, 2012, 07:05:14 AM
Dude, just follow up with an apology and say "That was for my wife" and you'll get newfound admiration.
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: Slide Panda on September 10, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/ (http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/)
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: needtorque on September 10, 2012, 07:40:05 AM
I apologized immediately, that was a given, and while I was embarrassed about who I sent it to, I am more concerned with how wifey will react.  After nearly 13 years of marriage one thing I know is I have a jealous wife.
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: hbliam on September 10, 2012, 09:09:12 AM
Quote from: needtorque on September 10, 2012, 07:40:05 AM
I apologized immediately, that was a given, and while I was embarrassed about who I sent it to, I am more concerned with how wifey will react.  After nearly 13 years of marriage one thing I know is I have a jealous wife.

Sorry brother.. but after 13 years of marriage if you get stressed out over that you guys have bigger problems then a stray text. Unless you have given her a reason not to trust you.
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: needtorque on September 10, 2012, 09:13:37 AM
No not at all lol. Faithful as an old dog. Infidelity is not my bag baby.
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: Goat_Herder on September 10, 2012, 11:36:43 AM
I can't say that I have sent any but I have received one that almost gave me an heart attack.

I got a text from the Wife and it reads "Just had an ultrasound this morning.  We are having a baby!".  A thousand different thoughts went thru my head as I finished reading it.  I was happy, worried, joyful, all the emotions all at once... 

I called the Wife right away.  I told her that I saw the text and asked how she felt.  She was like "yah, it's good.  I am happy".  She doesn't sound too enthusiastic, which is really odd.  After talking some more, all of a sudden it dawned on me......  that text was a FORWARD!  On my stupid phone, it doesn't show whether it's from the sender or a forward.  The text was originally from a good friend of mine.   [beer]

A huge weight was immediately off my shoulder.  But I think deep down, I was a little disappointed.  (we've talking about having a second one but the Wife has been indecisive). 
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: Rob Hilding on September 10, 2012, 12:09:21 PM
I text a "Love You" to my wife, or so I thought......

I got a reply from a customer who sent " I love you too, Rob- but where is my shipment" ;D

We had a good laugh over it......
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: Monsterlover on September 10, 2012, 12:35:31 PM
I never made a mistake text.

I always-

ALWAYS

double check the recipient before I send.  Same with email.

;)
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: Rameses on September 10, 2012, 12:36:06 PM
This one was from an old roommate of mine...

A girl he knew texted him with "hey, what're you doing later this afternoon?"

He responded, using the Swype entry method on his new droid with "I'll be at Bub's all afternoon.  Stop by and see me, I'll be bartending."

Much to his chagrin, he soon realized that "bartending" isn't in the Swype dictionary and it had changed his text to read "I'll be at Bub's all afternoon.  Stop by and see me, I'll be masturbating."

Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: DRKWNG on September 10, 2012, 01:27:56 PM
Waiting for Roger to show up...

[popcorn]
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: hbliam on September 10, 2012, 01:39:03 PM
My friend, a cop at another agency, was talking to a few guys in the locker room about cameras. Several of them had young families and were comparing notes on which cameras to use. His partner of several years had been acting jealous of my friends success, family, financial, new home, etc. His partner sent a text to his wife pregnant doging about "all the bragging about cameras, boats, etc." Mid conversation my friend gets a text. Yep, the one his partner meant to send to his wife. My friend didn't say anything but within a couple weeks he had a new partner.
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: AdmiralKit on September 10, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
I've had more than a few people inquire as to what a clusterduck is.
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: cokey on September 10, 2012, 02:03:32 PM
Needtorque, should have waited for the reply before you apologize.  Could have been funny..
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: needtorque on September 10, 2012, 03:52:20 PM
actually the reply came through as i sent the apology.  women typically text faster than men.  The reply was, "I think that was for nikki?" (my wife is nikki btw)
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: Buckethead on September 10, 2012, 04:21:01 PM
Roommate of mine tried to send a picture of his junk to his girlfriend at the time, whose name was Monica.

His mom (next name down in his contact list) texted back and said "I'm glad you're proud, but trust me: that's nothing to brag about."
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: needtorque on September 10, 2012, 04:59:57 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on September 10, 2012, 04:21:01 PM
Roommate of mine tried to send a picture of his just to his girlfriend at the time, whose name was Monica.

His mom (next name down in his contact list) texted back and said "I'm glad you're proud, but trust me: that's nothing to brag about."

Good quip for that would have been, "just another inadequacy that I can blame on my mother."
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: ducatigirl100 on September 10, 2012, 05:43:18 PM
last year .... I brooke up whit my BF... he was still sendining me message beging .... one nigth  a guy that i just meet ( who never became a BF afterward'S ) send me a "good nite" message I didn't recongnise the phone number so I send back "... (name of the last bf).... ?"   oups !! to wich he replied " who's ...( name of the last Bf)....   "   oups :-[ [laugh]
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: ducatigirl100 on September 10, 2012, 05:44:35 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on September 10, 2012, 04:21:01 PM
Roommate of mine tried to send a picture of his junk to his girlfriend at the time, whose name was Monica.

His mom (next name down in his contact list) texted back and said "I'm glad you're proud, but trust me: that's nothing to brag about."

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: ItsaDuc on September 10, 2012, 06:46:05 PM
Wife and I are at a bar having fun messing with eachother. She can be quite the smartass, so when she left to go to the ladies room, I thought I would send a funny txt for her to read when she got back.

"How u feel about a BJ?"

She doesn't seem to get the message.

All of a sudden I get a mssage from my buddy  who also rides.

"This might change our relationship, won't Amie get jealous?"

Still hear about it whenever we meet up.
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: ManaloEA on September 10, 2012, 08:07:30 PM
Quote from: ItsaDuc on September 10, 2012, 06:46:05 PM
Wife and I are at a bar having fun messing with eachother. She can be quite the smartass, so when she left to go to the ladies room, I thought I would send a funny txt for her to read when she got back.

"How u feel about a BJ?"

She doesn't seem to get the message.

All of a sudden I get a mssage from my buddy  who also rides.

"This might change our relationship, won't Amie get jealous?"

Still hear about it whenever we meet up.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL,,,, HAHAHAHAHAHA..
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: fastwin on September 10, 2012, 08:28:31 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: koko64 on September 10, 2012, 09:41:01 PM
Stretchin' the friendship a bit! [laugh]


My Ex-wife sent a romantic text to her boyfriend (or so she thought), it came me instead [puke]. She apologized when she realized. [laugh]
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: ItsaDuc on September 11, 2012, 10:55:58 AM
Quote from: koko64 on September 10, 2012, 09:41:01 PM
Stretchin' the friendship a bit! [laugh]

Yeah, not one of my finer moments. Always a good story though.

Needless to say, I ALWAYS check who I'm sending to now.
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: rgramjet on September 11, 2012, 01:58:45 PM
Ah hem.

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=45779.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=45779.0)
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: DRKWNG on September 11, 2012, 02:02:29 PM
'Bout time you stopped by.
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: rgramjet on September 11, 2012, 03:34:30 PM
Noones gonna take my stupid texting crown!

The junk/mom guy is close though.......
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: Buckethead on September 11, 2012, 05:48:22 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on September 11, 2012, 03:34:30 PM
Noones gonna take my stupid texting crown!

The junk/mom guy is close though.......

Yeah...

Randy was... "special."
Title: Re: Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.
Post by: Le Pirate on September 13, 2012, 08:53:43 AM
This thread is great  [laugh]






However...on a serious note...what phones are you guys using? I've never had any of these problems  [thumbsup]


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]