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Title: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on October 02, 2012, 01:00:39 PM
Since PorcheMonkey has been too busy to play "name that ruined bit of car" with us - I bring you an alternative and a new time waster

http://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/)

Not as mentally challenging as trying to ID a two stage turbo by the turbine fragments he's pulled out of the manifolds. But great for some 'oh wow - wtf' moments.

For example, this gem
"A friend said her brakes were making noise..."
(http://i.imgur.com/jOR0U.jpg)

Oh - they found blinker fluid! Holy Crap
(http://i.imgur.com/jjxrL.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: spolic on October 02, 2012, 01:05:40 PM
haha good stuff
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: freeclimbmtb on October 02, 2012, 01:16:14 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on October 02, 2012, 01:00:39 PM
Since PorcheMonkey has been too busy to play "name that ruined bit of car" with us - I bring you an alternative and a new time waster

http://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/)

God bless you.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ducpainter on October 02, 2012, 01:19:52 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on October 02, 2012, 01:00:39 PM
<snip>f' moments.

For example, this gem
"A friend said her brakes were making noise..."
(http://i.imgur.com/jOR0U.jpg)

<snip>

True story...years ago I worked at a dealer that had the maintenance contract for the local PD...

They said it didn't make any noise at all when the same condition was found...really.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: lethe on October 02, 2012, 01:33:35 PM
I need to get around to pulling the head off the Corolla engine I have in the back of the garage.
Drove it home from the city on three cylinders (probably about 100 miles from the point of the initial flashing check engine light and loss of power)
I bet it looks fun inside, I put it back there years ago and never got around to taking a poke inside.
I'll make a point to do it soon and put a picture here.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: the_Journeyman on October 02, 2012, 02:58:38 PM
Sounds like my 91 Accord.  Climbing a hit, #4 piston shattered.  Planned on limping home since it didn't put a hole in the pan/block.  Two hills later, because the shattered piston bits had gotten sucked agains the sump, #2 seizes, snapping the con rod.  It couldn't make it home on only two cylinders.  I've never seen a piston shatter like that.

JM
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: freeclimbmtb on October 03, 2012, 05:41:49 AM
9 minutes into breaking in the cam on my CJ7

(http://thumb4.webshots.net/t/55/555/2/11/58/2768211580082403404JTZuDk_th.jpg)
(http://thumb4.webshots.net/t/90/174/2/1/73/2493201730082403404ZjeWiK_th.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on October 03, 2012, 06:03:57 AM
Iz has got nothing on this one

(http://i.imgur.com/qUs7l.jpg)
- yeah, that's a flat head screw driver
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: the_Journeyman on October 03, 2012, 06:19:16 PM
That's a bad day.

JM
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on October 03, 2012, 06:20:12 PM
The brake looks cool. I want one.

Ive never seen a puncture like that before.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: lethe on October 04, 2012, 05:11:03 AM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on October 03, 2012, 06:20:12 PM
The brake looks cool. I want one.

Ive never seen a puncture like that before.
I have one on a shelf in the garage that is flat on the bottom from when the front tire fell off a car I had at 45 mph about 20 years ago  [laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on October 04, 2012, 06:14:11 AM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on October 03, 2012, 06:20:12 PM
The brake looks cool. I want one.

You can make your own, just like they did... They probably made some magical 'no friction material' brake pads too, I'd wager.

Oh, found a better one - detachable!
(http://i.imgur.com/7AZjb.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Dirty Duc on October 04, 2012, 08:34:10 AM
Too bad I no longer have the pictures of my 9 piece VW camshaft...

It was a diesel 4-speed, and the timing belt snapped somewhere around 4500 rpm while merging in LA traffic.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: freeclimbmtb on October 04, 2012, 08:40:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Duc on October 04, 2012, 08:34:10 AM
Too bad I no longer have the pictures of my 9 piece VW camshaft...

It was a diesel 4-speed, and the timing belt snapped somewhere around 4500 rpm while merging in LA traffic.

**Guy on a Ducati pulls up and says, "Woah man! whats that sound! whats wrong with your motor?!" Dirty Duc replies, "nothing, its supposed to sound like that"  Guy on ducat nods and rides off** [laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on October 04, 2012, 08:41:55 AM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on October 04, 2012, 08:40:31 AM
**Guy on a Ducati pulls up and says, "Woah man! whats that sound! whats wrong with your motor?!" Dirty Duc replies, "nothing, its supposed to sound like that"  Guy on ducat nods and rides off** [laugh]

+ 1  [laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Dirty Duc on October 04, 2012, 08:52:52 AM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on October 04, 2012, 08:40:31 AM
**Guy on a Ducati pulls up and says, "Woah man! whats that sound! whats wrong with your motor?!" Dirty Duc replies, "nothing, its supposed to sound like that"  Guy on ducat nods and rides off** [laugh]

[laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on November 30, 2012, 05:20:58 AM
Oh my!

She wants out!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3A2i3R37W0#)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on November 30, 2012, 05:30:11 AM
looks like that red wire going over to the battery isn't the only thing that's broke.  ;D

Btw. I fixed my transmission by putting enough ATF in it so that it shows on the stick.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: spolic on November 30, 2012, 09:37:14 AM
She wants out

I thought that Chevy was the heartbeat of America.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: KnightofNi on November 30, 2012, 10:02:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rxJEt.jpg)

this comment in the thread from the above picture has me rolling

QuoteLet me play you the song of my people "bwaaaaaaaaaah"

and then there was this
(http://www.redlinegraphix.com/images/uploads/vtec_go_bwah.png)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on November 30, 2012, 12:08:36 PM
Some of the shit that appears in there... just amazes me. The number of bifurcated or ground to the vents rotors that appear is just horrific. How the make the beast with two backs does anyone let a rotor go so long that long?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on December 03, 2012, 05:50:12 AM
Todays gem

I shall call you, the Crab-up
This is safe. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTIu7kSBPMo#)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: yamifixer on December 03, 2012, 09:12:17 AM
Is it wrong I want one of the bottom ones? The engine with the sparky thing is a common thread on VW's

Quote from: KnightofNi on November 30, 2012, 10:02:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rxJEt.jpg)

this comment in the thread from the above picture has me rolling

and then there was this
(http://www.redlinegraphix.com/images/uploads/vtec_go_bwah.png)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on December 03, 2012, 09:22:25 AM
Quote from: yamifixer on December 03, 2012, 09:12:17 AM
The engine with the sparky thing is a common thread on VW's


Sparky thing?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: yamifixer on December 04, 2012, 08:54:04 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on December 03, 2012, 09:22:25 AM
Sparky thing?

engine with Lightning bolt felt less fun.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: zooom on December 04, 2012, 09:03:48 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on December 03, 2012, 09:22:25 AM
Sparky thing?
Quote from: yamifixer on December 04, 2012, 08:54:04 AM
engine with Lightning bolt felt less fun.


it is commonly refferred to as the CEL or Check Engine Light....just as an FYI...
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Dirty Duc on December 04, 2012, 10:59:07 AM
Quote from: zooom on December 04, 2012, 09:03:48 AM
it is commonly refferred to as the CEL or Check Engine Light....just as an FYI...
In California, this would also be known as, "Pull me over and check for C.A.R.B. compliance so you can impound this car."
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 04, 2012, 02:35:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Duc on December 04, 2012, 10:59:07 AM
In California, this would also be known as, "Pull me over and check for C.A.R.B. compliance so you can impound this car."

Glad I don't live in Cali.  My bone stock '02 Dakota KEEPS it's CEL on.  I can usually get it reset just long enough (roughly 100 miles) to get the inspection.  It's kicking some kind of weird immobilizer code.  My truck doesn't even have an immobilizer installed.

JM
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Dirty Duc on December 04, 2012, 02:39:03 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 04, 2012, 02:35:18 PM
Glad I don't live in Cali.  My bone stock '02 Dakota KEEPS it's CEL on.  I can usually get it reset just long enough (roughly 100 miles) to get the inspection.  It's kicking some kind of weird immobilizer code.  My truck doesn't even have an immobilizer installed.

JM

I was thinking the sticker referred to the fact they had installed non-C.A.R.B. compliant performance enhancers such that now the engine throws a CEL all the time (or they pulled the bulb) and they are telling the world they have done this.

I used to own a 3rd gen RX-7, and I have ever lived in Cali.  That car actually limited the number of places I could live until I discovered Ducati.  Ducati stuff is kind of cheap in comparison... certainly easier to work on.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: militar3rd on December 04, 2012, 04:16:45 PM
Hey SP,

You have a shop here in NoVa?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on December 04, 2012, 04:27:05 PM
No, just a shade tree on my bikes and the occasional buddies. I just enjoy spectating on disasters like that reddit thread brings.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 04, 2012, 04:33:12 PM
I'm in the same boat.  Friend of my wife calls her because she's got a flat.  Ok, not a big deal, I figure the shop used an air wrench and she can't get the lugs off.  We go, and it's not that, she just has no idea how to change a tire.  The WTF moment?  It's flat because she ran the inside past the steel belts.  I cut my hand up good pulling the tire and not knowing that.

JM
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on December 04, 2012, 04:35:50 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 04, 2012, 04:33:12 PM
I cut my hand up good pulling the tire and not knowing that.

JM

Always grab the wheel, not the tire when you can... never know what's lurking in the tire of a flat
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on December 04, 2012, 04:49:37 PM
Or wear gloves, keeps the hands clean too.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: yamifixer on December 05, 2012, 09:30:24 AM
Quote from: zooom on December 04, 2012, 09:03:48 AM
it is commonly refferred to as the CEL or Check Engine Light....just as an FYI...

Way less fun name.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ducpainter on December 05, 2012, 09:33:57 AM
Quote from: yamifixer on December 05, 2012, 09:30:24 AM
Way less fun name.
I liked your description better.  ;D
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: zooom on December 05, 2012, 09:45:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Duc on December 04, 2012, 02:39:03 PM
I was thinking the sticker referred to the fact they had installed non-C.A.R.B. compliant performance enhancers such that now the engine throws a CEL all the time (or they pulled the bulb) and they are telling the world they have done this.

alot of the racey tuner boys run with a permanant CEL on due to them having modified the hardware and not the software, so the CEL on all the time is like a badge of honor in a weird sort of way...
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: militar3rd on December 05, 2012, 11:01:06 AM
I drove a car onc with 25 inch chrome wheels when I worked as a salesman, and the tire sensor was on every time. Although my badge of honor was the gunshot holes on the quarter panels. Good times.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on December 05, 2012, 11:06:12 AM
Quote from: militar3rd on December 05, 2012, 11:01:06 AM
I drove a car onc with 25 inch chrome wheels when I worked as a salesman, and the tire sensor was on every time. Although my badge of honor was the gunshot holes on the quarter panels. Good times.

Real or fake ones?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: lazylightnin717 on December 05, 2012, 02:58:46 PM
Quote from: militar3rd on December 05, 2012, 11:01:06 AM
I drove a car onc with 25 inch chrome wheels when I worked as a salesman, and the tire sensor was on every time. Although my badge of honor was the gunshot holes on the quarter panels. Good times.

What were you selling  :D
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: militar3rd on December 06, 2012, 10:47:10 AM
It was a 2004 Chevrolet Suburban 2500. Rims were real.
I was a salesman from a car dealership and this guy undervalued his car when he traded in for a gold 2004 Infiniti M45. Manager allowed me to take it for 5k, i bought it from him for 5500. Then sold it for a lot more.
(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp33/militar3rd/270043_10150254396244481_241547_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rameses on December 08, 2012, 04:16:06 PM
Quote from: militar3rd on December 06, 2012, 10:47:10 AM
Rims were real.



Not the rims, the bullet holes...

Were the bullet holes fake or real?

Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ducpainter on December 08, 2012, 04:20:46 PM
Quote from: Rameses on December 08, 2012, 04:16:06 PM

Not the rims, the bullet holes...

Were the bullet holes fake or real?


doooood...

perspective. ;D
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on December 08, 2012, 10:34:28 PM
No, no perspective the bullet holes, fake or Real?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ungeheuer on December 08, 2012, 11:06:38 PM
 [popcorn] [laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: The Architect on December 09, 2012, 03:35:43 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on October 02, 2012, 01:00:39 PM


(http://i.imgur.com/jOR0U.jpg)



I didn't know they made one side slotted rotors?  And they're extra vented!
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ducpainter on December 09, 2012, 04:31:41 AM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on December 05, 2012, 11:06:12 AM
Real or fake ones?

How's he supposed to know which you want answered with that question?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: lethe on December 09, 2012, 06:17:07 AM
my favorite flat was when I found a nail went in head first.
pregnant dog to pull out but the plug held fine.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on December 11, 2012, 09:13:11 AM
Here's a moto gem

(http://i.imgur.com/fhjuC.jpg)

Not much info, but the title says it was an SV1K that was down shifted when already at the redline. That's not gonna buff out
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Speedbag on December 11, 2012, 09:51:28 AM
Whoa.  [clap]

Most mangled piston I've ever seen....
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on December 11, 2012, 10:08:35 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on December 11, 2012, 09:13:11 AM
Here's a moto gem

(http://i.imgur.com/fhjuC.jpg)

Not much info, but the title says it was an SV1K that was down shifted when already at the redline. That's not gonna buff out

That's messed up.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on December 13, 2012, 05:49:32 AM
it's an ALIEN!

(http://i.imgur.com/3n179.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: freeclimbmtb on December 13, 2012, 06:28:46 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on December 13, 2012, 05:49:32 AM
it's an ALIEN!

(http://i.imgur.com/3n179.jpg)

Reminds me of "sick boy" from Van Wilder..

(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsH/52494.gif)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: freeclimbmtb on December 13, 2012, 06:35:26 AM
Forgot I had a picture of this one...

(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/386840_602487872876_1411921237_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/316543_602487892836_401083298_n.jpg)

My back tire by the time I found a Cyclegear in SLO when I was riding back from San Francisco to San Diego last fall.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on December 13, 2012, 06:36:34 AM
Never saw that movie... but yeah, like they were separated at birth.

Walking the dog yesterday there was an Explorer parked in my hood with tires run bald on the street side tires. I don't know HOW people let their vehicles get this way.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on December 13, 2012, 06:38:20 AM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on December 13, 2012, 06:35:26 AM
My back tire by the time I found a Cyclegear in SLO when I was riding back from San Francisco to San Diego last fall.

Having run a tire to the chord as well - it is shocking how quick the tires go once you get low. Wear bars on the shoulders are well enough, but a center wear pit like on slicks would be nice.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: zooom on December 13, 2012, 07:23:49 AM
I can tell ya how....people are freaking delusional when they think of how much a tire ( much less a set) costs and then factor in mounting and balancing ( not even going into the potential of an alignment and issues there )...they are generally outright sticker shocked and decide to not spend it until they get a flat...we see it here all the damn time...because they upgraded to an SUV with big wheels/tires from their old Corolla and think that the tires should be the same money...add in the brainwashing of possible pricing from bad marketing of reality from places like Pep Boys with loss leaders that don't apply half the time....
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on December 13, 2012, 07:29:17 AM
Oh you've seen my tires... no delusions about the cost of those suckers.   :-[

But yeah it amazes me where people cheap out. A neighbor with a freaking jag and Range Roomy in the drive took weeks after I pointed it out to replace a tire on the Roomy that had bubbled on the side. I was just waiting for it to not reappear for a few days, and then do so with a brand new tire and rim after a blow out.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: yamifixer on December 13, 2012, 09:41:45 AM
I have part of a piston out of a Yamaha RD at home. I'll post a picture later. makes that look usable.

Quote from: Speedbag on December 11, 2012, 09:51:28 AM
Whoa.  [clap]

Most mangled piston I've ever seen....
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on January 23, 2013, 05:29:48 AM
Ow...

(http://i.imgur.com/rapzR81.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on January 23, 2013, 05:51:28 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on January 23, 2013, 05:29:48 AM
Ow...

(http://i.imgur.com/rapzR81.jpg)

A little bit of JB weld and some polish and it'll be good as new.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ducpainter on January 23, 2013, 05:53:25 AM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on January 23, 2013, 05:51:28 AM
A little bit of JB weld and some polish and it'll be good as new.  [thumbsup]
It's gonna take the industrial size jb weld for #4. :P
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on January 23, 2013, 05:58:25 AM
That part where the con rod sticks through the block....Some fiberglass matt and Marine Tex will fix that right up. Spray some black over it and who would know?












Actually that might almost work. I knew a guy that had a hole in the case of his CR480. He filled the hole with Marine Tex and never had a problem.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: freeclimbmtb on January 23, 2013, 08:24:04 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on January 23, 2013, 05:29:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rapzR81.jpg)

That theres one of them "interference" engines..
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Speeddog on January 23, 2013, 08:56:41 AM
I'm curious.
When you can see the big end of a rod poking out of a hole in the block...
Why bother taking the head off when it's still in the car?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ducpainter on January 23, 2013, 08:58:26 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on January 23, 2013, 08:56:41 AM
I'm curious.
When you can see the big end of a rod poking out of a hole in the block...
Why bother taking the head off when it's still in the car?
You and your logic... ;D
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on January 23, 2013, 08:58:38 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on January 23, 2013, 08:56:41 AM
I'm curious.
When you can see the big end of a rod poking out of a hole in the block...
Why bother taking the head off when it's still in the car?

Photo op, before dragging it all on to the flatbed wrecker for a trip to the scrapper?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: yamifixer on January 23, 2013, 09:07:12 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on January 23, 2013, 08:56:41 AM
I'm curious.
When you can see the big end of a rod poking out of a hole in the block...
Why bother taking the head off when it's still in the car?

It's lighter that way.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on January 23, 2013, 09:08:35 AM
His dad is a TV repairman and has an awesome set of tools. He can fix it!

I Can Fix It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5cneCgNA9U#)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rob Hilding on January 23, 2013, 03:22:56 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on January 23, 2013, 05:58:25 AM
That part where the con rod sticks through the block....Some fiberglass matt and Marine Tex will fix that right up. Spray some black over it and who would know?














Actually that might almost work. I knew a guy that had a hole in the case of his CR480. He filled the hole with Marine Tex and never had a problem.

I have a running (at the time I pulled it and put in a replacement for the guy) '69 911E flat six with a "fiberglass" repaired case half.  Prolly fire right up  [laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: the_Journeyman on January 23, 2013, 03:59:30 PM
That 4-cylinder block reminds me of SHATTERING a piston in my 1990 Honda Accord.  That led to clogging the oil pump which led to snapping #4 con rod & taking everything else in there with it.

JM
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on January 23, 2013, 04:27:26 PM
 
Quote from: BozcoRob on January 23, 2013, 03:22:56 PM
I have a running (at the time I pulled it and put in a replacement for the guy) '69 911E flat six with a "fiberglass" repaired case half.  Prolly fire right up  [laugh]

[thumbsup]

See that's what I'm talkin about.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: freeclimbmtb on January 24, 2013, 04:41:55 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on January 23, 2013, 03:59:30 PM
That 4-cylinder block reminds me of SHATTERING a piston in my 1990 Honda Accord.  That led to clogging the oil pump which led to snapping #4 con rod & taking everything else in there with it.

JM

For some reason, this gives me a new perspective on engine failure.  I guess I always figured broken piston= loose connecting rod=jammed against block=hole in block...I never really figured the rotating mass would spin long enough to see oil starvation...

I think I like this engine forensics thing... [laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on January 24, 2013, 08:11:07 AM
I wish I had a picture of that reduction gearbox that destroyed it's self. The was hardly anything recognizeable left inside.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on January 24, 2013, 08:16:21 AM
There was a truck tranny a couple days ago - rated for 75k GVWR that was loaded to 110k.... kerblam!

Shop sheannigans
(http://i.imgur.com/gJsR1czh.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/srZyoCFh.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Monsterlover on January 24, 2013, 12:17:51 PM
Nice.

If that happened in my shop

The Iron Fist would come out.

and I would use it to murder my employees

:D
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on February 12, 2013, 07:49:49 AM
Ow

(http://i.imgur.com/Kc4IR6u.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rob Hilding on February 12, 2013, 12:47:50 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on February 12, 2013, 07:49:49 AM
Ow

(http://i.imgur.com/Kc4IR6u.jpg)

they just don't make 'em like they used to :o
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Monsterlover on February 12, 2013, 06:03:42 PM
Looks like it was a little lean

:D
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: VisceralReaction on February 13, 2013, 10:07:11 AM
I think maybe it swallowed a couple valves at high revs?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Monsterlover on February 13, 2013, 10:08:22 AM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on February 13, 2013, 10:07:11 AM
I think maybe it swallowed a couple valves at high revs?

I didn't look at the picture closely. . .

It does look remarkably like an M900 head I have that was subject to valve head decapitation and munching.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on February 13, 2013, 10:22:05 AM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on February 13, 2013, 10:07:11 AM
I think maybe it swallowed a couple valves at high revs?

Oh yeah. SOmething got loose in there like a valve trumpet or two.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on February 19, 2013, 08:39:38 AM
Oh goodie! Pudding!

(http://i.imgur.com/THSnSbC.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: KnightofNi on February 19, 2013, 08:54:22 AM
is that the sludge quaker state warned me about?  [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: yamifixer on February 19, 2013, 08:55:29 AM
that aint good.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rob Hilding on February 19, 2013, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on February 19, 2013, 08:39:38 AM
Oh goodie! Pudding!

(http://i.imgur.com/THSnSbC.jpg)

They say "if you don't change your oil, it'll change itself     -       into that  :o
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Speedbag on February 19, 2013, 01:10:37 PM
I've seen some crankcase sludge in my day, but that.....  :o
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Pedro-bot on February 20, 2013, 07:33:21 PM
I think it's alive.
Send off a sample to the lab for a culture and sensitivity.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on March 08, 2013, 11:28:51 AM
Is that a bolt I see as weld filler... ???

(http://i.imgur.com/fE2SXnUh.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on March 08, 2013, 11:34:12 AM
Oh more gems - and moto ones at that

(http://i.imgur.com/XPApv47.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/QiHz4QN.jpg)

Piston, through the pad - oh my
(http://i.imgur.com/HVMTlEr.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Speeddog on March 08, 2013, 01:03:21 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on March 08, 2013, 11:34:12 AM
Oh more gems - and moto ones at that
~~~SNIP~~~

Those are a little worse than the ones I have.  :P
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ducpainter on March 08, 2013, 01:13:39 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on March 08, 2013, 01:03:21 PM
Those are just a little worse than the ones I have on my bike.  :P
Fixed it for you... ;D
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Speeddog on March 08, 2013, 01:30:42 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 08, 2013, 01:13:39 PM
Fixed it for you... ;D

[laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Monsterlover on March 08, 2013, 03:54:15 PM
Peg board of shame [laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on March 11, 2013, 07:31:47 AM
Hmmm, no oil, no worky!

(http://i.imgur.com/yCcWzcg.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: freeclimbmtb on March 12, 2013, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on March 11, 2013, 07:31:47 AM
Hmmm, no oil, no worky!

(http://i.imgur.com/yCcWzcg.jpg)

What are you talking about??  Theres some oil on there!!

I spent a summer tearing down transmissions...looking back I wish I had a camera phone back then. 
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on March 12, 2013, 08:48:41 AM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on March 12, 2013, 08:43:28 AM
What are you talking about??  Theres some oil on there!!

Yes some... as in not zero sure. But obviously not enough
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on March 13, 2013, 11:40:37 AM
Well, hello. Come here often?

(http://i.imgur.com/lZDGd1F.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: fastwin on March 13, 2013, 12:49:25 PM
I remember the old Exxon ads with the line "put a tiger in your tank" but I have never heard of putting a possum under the hood! [laugh] Maybe it's a good luck sign or might improve your mileage. ;)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: 77south on March 14, 2013, 07:46:06 AM
That is a performance modification.  If you look closely you can see the treadmill under the possum.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: cokey on March 16, 2013, 08:25:56 AM
05' BMW 330i
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cokey2/398477_10150534169307410_63908097_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Monsterlover on March 16, 2013, 08:33:03 AM
Was that an oil filter at some earlier point?

:o
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: cokey on March 16, 2013, 09:03:33 AM
That's thew weighted oil.. 75w200
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: zooom on April 09, 2013, 03:28:49 PM
(http://www.superbikeplanet.com/image/archive/brokensprocket.jpg)

broken off of CEII's bike during the Qatar race...

details here -> http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2013/Apr/1304022rbi.htm (http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2013/Apr/1304022rbi.htm)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on April 17, 2013, 08:49:37 AM
Someones funny at Matco

(http://i.imgur.com/cPVk2g3.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: lethe on April 17, 2013, 09:08:49 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on April 17, 2013, 08:49:37 AM
Someones funny at Matco

(http://i.imgur.com/cPVk2g3.jpg)
flipping the wrench over is hard
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Skybarney on April 17, 2013, 05:24:10 PM
Neat!  So what they really is that for only $39.00 more dollars I can have an extra piece that will increase the likelihood of a failure.  Brilliant marketing there  [bow_down]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: hbliam on April 18, 2013, 03:07:12 AM
Reversible? Don't you just flip over the regular ones to go the opposite way? What am I missing?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on April 18, 2013, 06:07:46 AM
I was more about finding humor in
"Bust that nut"

Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Monsterlover on April 18, 2013, 07:10:14 AM
Quote from: hbliam on April 18, 2013, 03:07:12 AM
Reversible? Don't you just flip over the regular ones to go the opposite way? What am I missing?

They ratchet
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rameses on April 18, 2013, 11:30:28 AM



The reversible ratchet wrenches serve an important purpose.

When some short-sighted jackass fails to check and see of he has enough clearance to back a bolt all the way out of the hole it's in, the reversible wrench has the ability to turn it back in far enough to get the wrench off.

A non-reversible ratchet wrench would just be stuck on the bolt.


Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: zooom on April 18, 2013, 12:28:21 PM
Quote from: Rameses on April 18, 2013, 11:30:28 AM


The reversible ratchet wrenches serve an important purpose.

When some short-sighted jackass fails to check and see of he has enough clearance to back a bolt all the way out of the hole it's in, the reversible wrench has the ability to turn it back in far enough to get the wrench off.

A non-reversible ratchet wrench would just be stuck on the bolt.




I've been that short sighted jackass because I had no clue how long the actual bolt was and had to do exactly that and grab a different tool to then remove and go from there...trying to remove coils on my Subaru and running into the frame rail.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rameses on April 18, 2013, 12:30:35 PM
Quote from: zooom on April 18, 2013, 12:28:21 PM
I've been that short sighted jackass because I had no clue how long the actual bolt was and had to do exactly that and grab a different tool to then remove and go from there...trying to remove coils on my Subaru and running into the frame rail.


I've been there too.

[laugh]

Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: hbliam on April 18, 2013, 05:03:45 PM
Quote from: Rameses on April 18, 2013, 11:30:28 AM


The reversible ratchet wrenches serve an important purpose.

When some short-sighted jackass fails to check and see of he has enough clearance to back a bolt all the way out of the hole it's in, the reversible wrench has the ability to turn it back in far enough to get the wrench off.

A non-reversible ratchet wrench would just be stuck on the bolt.




That makes sense.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on April 29, 2013, 05:56:50 AM
haha - I approve

(http://i.imgur.com/MXkGIiyh.jpg)

is really

(http://i.imgur.com/iei4w1hh.jpg)

The build
http://imgur.com/a/Ea9d6 (http://imgur.com/a/Ea9d6)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rameses on April 29, 2013, 10:43:49 AM


[clap] [clap] [clap]

That's awesome.   [laugh]

Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: LowThudd on April 29, 2013, 02:34:43 PM
After I lost the key for my Yami, a screwdriver became a key...but it worked because of the warn out keyswitch that lost the key in the first place.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Monsterlover on April 29, 2013, 03:34:26 PM
Quote from: Rameses on April 29, 2013, 10:43:49 AM

[clap] [clap] [clap]

That's awesome.   [laugh]



Agreed, that is awesome.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on May 01, 2013, 05:10:56 AM
Sad trombone. You know you're having a bad day when the tow truck that's towing you needs a tow of it's own

(http://i.imgur.com/Gx1vfh3.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on May 29, 2013, 08:19:49 AM
R1 Brake pads

(http://i.imgur.com/5WTJ4AT.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: triangleforge on May 29, 2013, 09:52:03 AM
Must have figured that if semi-metallic was good, fully metallic was even better.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Oldfisti on June 07, 2013, 06:37:31 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on May 29, 2013, 09:52:03 AM
Must have figured that if semi-metallic was good, fully metallic was even better.


[laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: nickshelby500kr on June 10, 2013, 12:56:51 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 29, 2013, 08:19:49 AM
R1 Brake pads

(http://i.imgur.com/5WTJ4AT.jpg)

You mean lack thereof...
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rameses on June 11, 2013, 08:05:34 PM



Nothin' wrong with gettin' your money's worth out of the core charge!


Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on June 28, 2013, 05:36:44 AM
Customer return as defective

(http://i.imgur.com/1OQe9gV.jpg)

- Take a good look
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: lethe on June 28, 2013, 05:45:38 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on June 28, 2013, 05:36:44 AM
Customer return as defective

(http://i.imgur.com/1OQe9gV.jpg)

- Take a good look
press fit  [laugh]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Monsterlover on June 28, 2013, 06:06:54 AM
[laugh]

I would not have returned that.

Too rare.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on October 03, 2013, 08:17:27 AM
Death of an S1000

(http://i.imgur.com/7A9SAus.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Kqapwhn.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ducatiz on October 03, 2013, 09:02:58 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on June 28, 2013, 05:36:44 AM
Customer return as defective

(http://i.imgur.com/1OQe9gV.jpg)

- Take a good look

[laugh] [laugh]

qa was drunk that monday morn
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Speedbag on October 03, 2013, 10:11:16 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 28, 2013, 06:06:54 AM
[laugh]

I would not have returned that.

Too rare.

+1

Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Monsterlover on October 03, 2013, 10:48:53 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on October 03, 2013, 08:17:27 AM
Death of an S1000

(http://i.imgur.com/7A9SAus.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Kqapwhn.jpg)

That's a bad day at the office right there
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ZLTFUL on October 03, 2013, 11:03:33 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on June 28, 2013, 05:36:44 AM
Customer return as defective

(http://i.imgur.com/1OQe9gV.jpg)

- Take a good look

I am ashamed that it took me a second...the ex-parts guy in me was appalled.  [bang]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 03, 2013, 11:37:19 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 03, 2013, 10:48:53 AM
That's a bad day at the office right there

I'd counter that it's a good day at the office.

A bad day for the customer (although he/she may have been having a lot of fun when that happened).

;)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Oldfisti on October 03, 2013, 01:05:26 PM
How is the cylinder?  Everything besides the one piston seems to look decent...
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on October 03, 2013, 01:32:11 PM
Quote from: alfisti on October 03, 2013, 01:05:26 PM
How is the cylinder?  Everything besides the one piston seems to look decent...

No photos of the bore
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Ddan on October 03, 2013, 03:35:51 PM
Quote from: alfisti on October 03, 2013, 01:05:26 PM
How is the cylinder?  Everything besides the one piston seems to look decent...

There's a piece broken off the crank
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 03, 2013, 04:11:39 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on October 03, 2013, 01:32:11 PM
No photos of the bore

So the customer just brought in the crank & the slugs?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on October 03, 2013, 05:12:14 PM
Whole bike. Just no photos of the bore or head were posted
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Oldfisti on October 03, 2013, 05:22:37 PM
Quote from: Ddan on October 03, 2013, 03:35:51 PM
There's a piece broken off the crank


Ahh.  Missed that one.

Factory lightweight?    :D
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ducpainter on October 04, 2013, 03:39:41 AM
Quote from: Ddan on October 03, 2013, 03:35:51 PM
There's a piece broken off the crank
...and he would know. ;D
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on October 04, 2013, 04:46:18 AM
All the posted photos from that S1000
http://imgur.com/a/jN6uw (http://imgur.com/a/jN6uw)

Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: the_Journeyman on October 04, 2013, 07:15:06 AM
So, what's the story on the S1000?  What caused the failure?

JM
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on October 04, 2013, 07:28:50 AM
Doesn't say

http://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/1n7dvy/bmw_s1000_engine_carnage/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/1n7dvy/bmw_s1000_engine_carnage/)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on February 13, 2014, 06:11:53 AM
Complained about poor acceleration

(http://i.imgur.com/egBuY9a.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Speedbag on February 13, 2014, 08:04:59 AM
Winner!

[clap]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: The Architect on February 13, 2014, 08:28:40 AM
Talk about getting every mile out of a sprocket!  That's impressive. ........
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on February 13, 2014, 08:33:41 AM
Quote from: The Orange Architect on February 13, 2014, 08:28:40 AM
Talk about getting every mile out of a sprocket!

I think every mile happened a while back...
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rameses on February 13, 2014, 08:38:55 AM


And now the chain's shot too.


Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: The Architect on February 13, 2014, 12:31:53 PM
Quote from: Rameses on February 13, 2014, 08:38:55 AM

And now the chain's shot too.




I think that chain was done some time ago.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Skybarney on February 13, 2014, 12:35:54 PM
From the look of the swingarm I rapidly deduced that it is not just the chain and sprocket that is shot.....
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Monsterlover on February 13, 2014, 06:37:52 PM
That's some great work right there.

I'm impressed.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Randimus Maximus on February 13, 2014, 08:51:40 PM
Quote from: Skybarney on February 13, 2014, 12:35:54 PM
From the look of the swingarm I rapidly deduced that it is not just the chain and sprocket that is shot.....

I'm not sure that the owner cares.

Or maybe he's apathetic.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rameses on February 14, 2014, 10:22:39 AM
Quote from: Skybarney on February 13, 2014, 12:35:54 PM
From the look of the swingarm I rapidly deduced that it is not just the chain and sprocket that is shot.....


[laugh]

Touché. 

Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: cokey on February 16, 2014, 08:49:18 AM
what can one do with a worn out chain,  recycled or just use it in art etc..
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rameses on February 16, 2014, 09:19:06 AM
Quote from: cokey on February 16, 2014, 08:49:18 AM
what can one do with a worn out chain,  recycled or just use it in art etc..


Other than a weapon, I can't think of anything else it could be useful as except for art projects.


Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Slide Panda on February 16, 2014, 10:57:09 AM
Seen segments used for door or drawer handles

I've got a bottle opener that's made from bicycle chain and a segment of a chain ring
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: zach (Slag) on February 16, 2014, 01:17:59 PM
Quote from: cokey on February 16, 2014, 08:49:18 AM
what can one do with a worn out chain,  recycled or just use it in art etc..

Make chain Damascus
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: mitt on February 18, 2014, 06:36:31 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on February 13, 2014, 06:11:53 AM
Complained about poor acceleration

(http://i.imgur.com/egBuY9a.jpg)

there are been some worn out rings posted before on here, but that one wins  [thumbsup]

Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on October 07, 2014, 07:54:42 AM
Wonder if it came in on it's own power?
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Grampa on October 07, 2014, 09:38:28 AM
 Redneck slipper clutch. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: koko64 on October 07, 2014, 03:05:40 PM
 [laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: ducatiz on October 07, 2014, 10:45:01 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 07, 2014, 09:38:28 AM
Redneck slipper clutch. [thumbsup]

(http://www.l5r.gr/Portals/0/Users/251/51/251/win-one-internet.jpg)
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Grampa on October 08, 2014, 06:36:30 AM
Cool.....that'll come in handy.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: Rameses on October 09, 2014, 08:46:28 AM
Quote from: cokey on February 16, 2014, 08:49:18 AM
what can one do with a worn out chain,  recycled or just use it in art etc..



I bought an old jeep several weeks ago, and the ignition key came on a homemade keychain made of 3 links of motorcycle chain with a ring through one of the end link's rivet holes.

Pretty cool.


Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on October 09, 2014, 08:51:59 AM
Quote from: Rameses on October 09, 2014, 08:46:28 AM


I bought an old jeep several weeks ago, and the ignition key came on a homemade keychain made of 3 links of motorcycle chain with a ring through one of the end link's rivet holes.

Pretty cool.




I used to have one like that myself for a couple of years.
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: the_Journeyman on October 10, 2014, 08:11:49 AM
Interesting.  I have a few links of new chain from cutting to side.  I just might have to make me one.

JM
Title: Re: Just rolled into the shop
Post by: MendoDave on October 10, 2014, 08:14:24 AM
Brushed mine up with a wire wheel. made it look shiny.