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Title: Walmart Game
Post by: sno_duc on October 02, 2012, 03:59:35 PM
Saw this on another forum.
The rules are simple. Come up with a 3 item shopping list that would make the cashier and fellow shoppers go  :o.

example.

Rat trap
Soy Sauce
Wok



Given that this is the DMF, bonus points if bacon (real bacon not that stuff that certain members like) is one of the items.
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Grampa on October 02, 2012, 04:08:34 PM
spermicide
hotwheels tracks
flashlight
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: kopfjäger on October 02, 2012, 04:13:13 PM
Spatula
Whipped cream
Tool belt
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: sno_duc on October 02, 2012, 04:32:37 PM
Plastic tarp
Wesson oil
Vitamin E
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: He Man on October 02, 2012, 04:40:36 PM
Penis Pump
Orange hunter camo
tranquilizer darts

im assuming they sell those kinda things.
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Goat_Herder on October 02, 2012, 04:57:54 PM
Plstic pouch/bag
KY Gel
Gerbil

PRESTO!
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: He Man on October 02, 2012, 05:01:17 PM
OK i know they dont sell gerbils at walmart!!!
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: mitt on October 02, 2012, 07:08:10 PM
Quote from: He Man on October 02, 2012, 05:01:17 PM
OK i know they dont sell gerbils at walmart!!!

They sell goldfish
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: kopfjäger on October 02, 2012, 07:22:41 PM
Quote from: mitt on October 02, 2012, 07:08:10 PM
They sell goldfish

Goldfish
Blender
Mayonnaise
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: ducpainter on October 02, 2012, 07:28:03 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 02, 2012, 07:22:41 PM
Goldfish
Blender
Mayonnaise

Bass o Matic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0BQFv83QJ2Y#)
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: kopfjäger on October 02, 2012, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 02, 2012, 07:28:03 PM
Bass o Matic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0BQFv83QJ2Y#)

Classic  :D
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: ducatiz on October 02, 2012, 07:31:48 PM
10 pack of panties
overcoat
hand lotion
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: kopfjäger on October 02, 2012, 07:47:37 PM
Cat food
Rat traps
Hammer
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Monster-Jay on October 02, 2012, 07:55:46 PM
Camo suit
Cat food
Flare gun
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 02, 2012, 09:28:12 PM
Corn on the cob

K-Y Jelly  (not the store brand generic)

Moist towelette wipes


tug at ass-crack frequently while checking out
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: He Man on October 02, 2012, 10:29:11 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 02, 2012, 07:22:41 PM
Goldfish
Blender
Mayonnaise

sounds like breakfast to me.
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Grappa on October 03, 2012, 12:28:50 AM
Lotion
Basket
Long Rope
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: ducatiz on October 03, 2012, 06:13:14 AM
Quote from: Grappa on October 03, 2012, 12:28:50 AM
Lotion
Basket
Long Rope

Or it gets the hose again?
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 06:57:23 AM
I knew I shouldn't open this thread!!!!!!!!


bag of apples
candy corn
package of razor blades


(holloween theme)
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 06:57:49 AM
hack saw
plastic tarps
bag of lime
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 06:59:20 AM
I think I can do this all day!



hand lotion
box of tissues
dvd of Miley Cirus' first season TV show
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 07:01:23 AM
duct tape
ski mask
bag of candy or an issue of How to Customize Your Van monthly
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 07:03:11 AM
red bull
mountain dew
and a dvd of honey booboo first season

edit: with six year old daughter with you, preferably on a leash. 
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 07:05:25 AM
disposable camera
ambian
duct tape






I've got to get back to work...............
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: fastwin on October 03, 2012, 07:23:35 AM
Favorite thread! [thumbsup] [popcorn] Ten bonus points to the DMF pervert team!!
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Grampa on October 03, 2012, 08:17:05 AM
candy
stuffed animal
sledgehammer
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 03, 2012, 08:26:27 AM
duct tape
shovel
large plastic lawn bags
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 03, 2012, 08:41:18 AM
corn cob stabbing end holders
bag of halloween candy bars
rat poison
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 03, 2012, 08:41:49 AM
lawn darts
blindfolds
ear plugs
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: sno_duc on October 03, 2012, 08:52:09 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on October 03, 2012, 08:26:27 AM
duct tape
shovel
large plastic lawn bags

Along the same lines

Shovel
Tarp
Engagement Ring
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 08:58:35 AM
box of rat poison
box of condoms
A copy of Dating a Widower: Starting a Relationship with a Man Who's Starting Over
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 09:00:08 AM
large stock pot
bag of carrots
DVD copy of Fatal Attraction
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 09:01:53 AM
With eight year old son in tow

children size baseball glove
children size baseball bat
a copy of Anabolic Steroids and Making Them
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: sno_duc on October 03, 2012, 09:03:35 AM
Jergens Lotion
Pee Wee Herman DVD
Ben Gay
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: ducatiz on October 03, 2012, 09:05:02 AM
Case of enemas
Case of enemas
Case of enemas
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 03, 2012, 09:12:07 AM
sawzall
ice
Dexron III ATF fluid
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 03, 2012, 09:35:37 AM
chainsaw
hockey goalie mask
coveralls
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: fastwin on October 03, 2012, 09:42:10 AM
This is good. Makes me want to browze the People of Wal-Mart website. [popcorn] [puke] [laugh]
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on October 03, 2012, 09:53:31 AM
Rc airplane
video camera
treadmill
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: freeclimbmtb on October 03, 2012, 10:55:56 AM
It also works at home depot. 

rope
ductape
staplegun (or ramset)


My personal favorite from walmart..

cat food
pellet gun
microwave
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 11:34:00 AM
Quote from: Scooter Montgomery on October 03, 2012, 09:53:31 AM
Rc airplane
video camera
treadmill

You really should be ban yourself, over the line......


ski mask
toy gun
a paperback copy of Bank Robber Diaries
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on October 03, 2012, 12:02:02 PM
economy size devil dogs
spandex pants
shake weight

or

kiddy pool
all the baby oil
and a few boxes of red wine
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: fastwin on October 03, 2012, 12:04:42 PM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on October 03, 2012, 10:55:56 AM

My personal favorite from walmart..

cat food
pellet gun
microwave

Awesome!! [laugh]
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: spolic on October 03, 2012, 12:22:50 PM
Reading these reminded me of some movies.
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 02, 2012, 04:13:13 PM
Spatula
Whipped cream
Tool belt
Stripes
Quote from: Goat_Herder on October 02, 2012, 04:57:54 PM
Plstic pouch/bag
KY Gel
Gerbil
PRESTO!
Pretty women
Quote from: Grappa on October 03, 2012, 12:28:50 AM
Lotion
Basket
Long Rope
Joe Dirt





Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 03, 2012, 12:30:05 PM
50 shades of grey
cast iron skillet
rope
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 12:36:54 PM
Scooter, thanks for the kiddie pool ideas.



kiddie pool
lots of bottled water
electric boat motor
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 03, 2012, 12:38:50 PM
kiddie pool
5 cases of jello powder
small trampoline
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 03, 2012, 12:39:22 PM
kiddie pool
20 bags of ices
paperback copy of Organ Theft Legends
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: freeclimbmtb on October 03, 2012, 12:47:04 PM
all the nair
value pack of disposable razors
gallon of draino


or


mixing bowl
2 gallons of antifreeze
trash bags
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 03, 2012, 12:58:57 PM
tricycle
tow rope
6 foot orange bicycle flag
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: sno_duc on October 03, 2012, 02:17:52 PM
Kiddie pool
Goldfish
Firecrackers
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: spolic on October 03, 2012, 02:32:46 PM
small plunger
K/Y
golf balls
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: kopfjäger on October 03, 2012, 03:30:26 PM
Bow and Arrow
Canoe
Guitar
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: cokey on October 03, 2012, 05:40:33 PM
Condoms
Peanut butter
Dog leash
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: brimo on October 03, 2012, 09:11:26 PM
Adult diapers
Nurse's uniform
Rubber chicken
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 04, 2012, 03:33:01 AM
Economy Size Box of Ex Lax

Chocolate Fudge Cake Mix & Icing

Mother-In-Law Birthday card

Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Scoober1103 on October 04, 2012, 05:22:14 AM
Crab pot
Hunting knife
Cat food
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: freeclimbmtb on October 04, 2012, 05:29:05 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on October 04, 2012, 03:33:01 AM
Economy Size Box of Ex Lax

Chocolate Fudge Cake Mix & Icing

Mother-In-Law Birthday card



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]

FTW!  (And I dont even have a mother in law)

Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: lethe on October 04, 2012, 05:35:13 AM
pinata
razor blades
child's birthday card
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: ducatiz on October 04, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 03, 2012, 03:30:26 PM
Bow and Arrow
Canoe
Guitar

Wreeee!
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Scoober1103 on October 04, 2012, 06:17:38 AM
life jacket
epirb
sailing for dummies book
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: lethe on October 04, 2012, 06:29:06 AM
tennis ball
duct tape
turkey baster
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 04, 2012, 06:31:47 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 04, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Wreeee!

(http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab88/hicap9/del2-744562.jpg)
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 04, 2012, 06:48:46 AM
5 cases of butane
case of beach balls
crossbow
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 04, 2012, 07:39:08 AM
case of enemas
box of bb's
paper targets 
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 04, 2012, 07:49:36 AM
leopard print thong

fishnets

King James Bible


alt:

Tampons

Case of Midol

Shotgun



Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: lethe on October 04, 2012, 07:51:44 AM
podium
megaphone
comic book
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 04, 2012, 08:11:21 AM
futon
video camera
rope

or


10 X 30 tarp
tub of vasoline
video camera
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Grampa on October 04, 2012, 08:16:00 AM
a copy of Dreams of my Father
a box of shotgun shells
a box of panty liners with wings
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 04, 2012, 08:21:57 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 04, 2012, 08:16:00 AM
a copy of Dreams of my Father
a box of shotgun shells
a box of panty liners with wings


oh God this is too good  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]

keep them coming!!!
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 04, 2012, 08:25:42 AM
shrink wrap
heat gun
shovel
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Monsterlover on October 04, 2012, 09:10:09 AM
100 pack of popsickle sticks

Candied apple kit

Onions

:D
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 04, 2012, 09:31:47 AM
 [laugh]
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 04, 2012, 11:01:31 AM
DVD World Scariest Police Chases
Bottle of Octane Boast
Driving Gloves
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Monsterlover on October 04, 2012, 11:08:11 AM
[laugh]
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: freeclimbmtb on October 04, 2012, 11:39:56 AM
box of hand gun ammo
ski mask
duffel bag
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: cokey on October 04, 2012, 11:48:38 AM
Fly traps
Tooth pics
Tabasco sauce
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 04, 2012, 12:10:53 PM
jumper cables
sponges
rubber gloves
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 04, 2012, 12:18:32 PM
large pail/wash tub

sack of Quik-Set concrete mix

Coastal Waters Chart
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 04, 2012, 12:21:19 PM
a chainsaw
bag of lime
garden weasel
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 04, 2012, 01:00:04 PM
case of sprite
case of bananas
mop



(google bananas and sprite)
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: sno_duc on October 04, 2012, 01:42:40 PM
Trash can
Goldfish
Shotgun
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: lethe on October 04, 2012, 01:45:35 PM
restaurant sized can of beans
a wooden shed
propane torch

DIMBY Walmart style ;D
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: muskrat on October 04, 2012, 01:46:16 PM
cucumber
lotion
barbie
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 04, 2012, 03:25:15 PM
Sun tan lotion
100 100watt bulbs
Sunglasses
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: kopfjäger on October 04, 2012, 03:35:14 PM
Nose plugs
Ear plugs
Condoms
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 04, 2012, 03:37:43 PM
Dressed as a nun:

Large funnel
4' of clear tubing
6 cases of beer
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: TiNi on October 04, 2012, 04:17:27 PM
frank.... walk away from this thread  [laugh]
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: brimo on October 05, 2012, 01:49:41 AM
Any no Every dvd featuring Richard Gere
Speculum
Gerbil
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 05, 2012, 03:57:46 AM
Quote from: TiNi on October 04, 2012, 04:17:27 PM
frank.... walk away from this thread  [laugh]

Okay, last one and most disturbing:


Synthetic motor oil
Oil filter
Air filter
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 05, 2012, 04:11:13 AM
2 chainsaws

2 bicycles

1 videocam
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on October 05, 2012, 05:57:23 AM
Cordless drill
largest block of cheese you can find
dvd about Switzerland
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 05, 2012, 06:55:44 AM
Half-dozen Fleet Enemas

Large White bed sheet

Book on the works of Jackson Pollock
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Monsterlover on October 05, 2012, 07:00:50 AM
[laugh]
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: lethe on October 05, 2012, 07:01:54 AM
Mentos
Bottle of Coke
Condoms

[cheeky]
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: The Architect on October 05, 2012, 07:58:37 AM
just one more


cake mix
file
a copy of Prison Breaks for Dummies
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: sno_duc on October 05, 2012, 08:38:34 AM
London Fog style rain coat
Over-sized summer sausage
2 avocado's
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: ducatiz on October 05, 2012, 09:35:37 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on October 05, 2012, 06:55:44 AM
Half-dozen Fleet Enemas

Large White bed sheet

Book on the works of Jackson Pollock

that's a shitty idea
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: RAT900 on October 05, 2012, 11:02:45 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 05, 2012, 09:35:37 AM
that's a shitty idea

absolutely feculent
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Scoober1103 on October 05, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
Kiddie pool
All the custard
Disposable camera

And ask the checkout person what their doing later on!
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: kopfjäger on October 05, 2012, 04:59:47 PM
Candles
Tongue depressors
Aloe Vera
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Scoober1103 on October 05, 2012, 05:05:48 PM
Leather whip (assuming they sell them)
several feet of chain
Packet of party invites
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: lethe on October 06, 2012, 05:59:07 AM
very large pink dress
gorilla costume
tricycle
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 06, 2012, 08:08:53 AM
spiderman costume
liquid nail
balloons
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: cokey on October 06, 2012, 08:54:05 AM
Tent
Lotion
17 magazine
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: TheoRex on October 06, 2012, 10:52:02 AM
Dry Dog Food
plastic spoons
Jars of gravy
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 07, 2012, 01:05:57 PM
dog leash
peanut butter
baby wipes
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: cokey on October 07, 2012, 01:17:27 PM
Toddlers mattress
Gorilla glue
Bag of candy
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: sno_duc on October 07, 2012, 01:47:54 PM
Mountain Bike
pound of Bacon
Trail map of Kodiak Island (kodiak bears)
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: Scoober1103 on October 07, 2012, 03:57:18 PM
G string (thong, preferably in an animal print)
dive fins (flippers)
chainsaw
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zach (Slag) on October 08, 2012, 05:54:41 AM
Painters Plastic
Enema
Fly swatter
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: mitt on October 08, 2012, 06:51:58 AM
Large dog crate

portable dvd player

Dora the explorer dvd



Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: ducatiz on October 08, 2012, 06:53:46 AM
Plaster of paris
Speculum
vaseline
Title: Re: Walmart Game
Post by: zooom on October 11, 2012, 06:10:18 AM
football
KY personal lubricant
hand air pump
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