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Title: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: ZLTFUL on December 20, 2012, 06:16:21 AM
So...yeah...blizzard. 50+mph wind gusts with 14.5 inches of snow on the ground here and still coming down (until about noon central time anyway).

So the federal building (home of my second office) is closed for only the 4th time in its existence.
And 2 of those times were due to the floods in 93 and 08 when it was completely surrounded by water.
The other office building closes before the Federal building.

So I call my boss last night and he says that I would need to bring my laptop home just in case so I could at least work on projects...
OK...great...but my job is on-site network and server maintenance...and a lot of what I do is hands on. In fact, my 5 current tickets are things like cooling fan replacements on routers, power supply replacement on a pair of POE switches...so...um...yeah.

So I call him this morning and he points out that we still have an obligation to perform our work for the customer, the USDA. Uh...but my duties are to perform on site work for them at 2 locations that are closed...
He insists that I log on and work on projects. So here I sit with my vpn connected to an empty office supporting folks that are at home not giving a rats ass about work and trying to think of a script I can write to keep my laptop from going idle.

Now where did I put that snowboard...  [Dolph]
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: ZLTFUL on December 20, 2012, 06:18:20 AM
And my wife is sitting here in front of 2 laptops that are up and running but is still using her iPad in her lap.  ???
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: Slide Panda on December 20, 2012, 06:33:19 AM
Haven't looked at the news in a couple days - where is getting pounded so badly?
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: Buckethead on December 20, 2012, 06:34:12 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on December 20, 2012, 06:33:19 AM
Haven't looked at the news in a couple days - where is getting pounded so badly?

Your mom.

Sorry. Had to.
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: Slide Panda on December 20, 2012, 06:38:02 AM
Where, not who.

I didn't leave that open... but your mom did!

Zing!
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: ducpainter on December 20, 2012, 06:39:27 AM
Quote from: ZILBERT on December 20, 2012, 06:18:20 AM
And my wife is sitting here in front of 2 laptops that are up and running but is still using her iPad in her lap.  ???
The end is truly near... :P
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: ZLTFUL on December 20, 2012, 06:54:13 AM
Central Iowa is the location. Same storm has been churning accross the US for a few days now. Dropped a couple of feet in the mountains then a foot or so across some of the plains and now it is churning on out of here into the great lakes.

The snow is/was decent. The winds are crazy though. It looks like a wind tunnel on my street.
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: KnightofNi on December 20, 2012, 07:07:13 AM
get some good rope, put on your riding gear, tie yourself off, and see if you can be a kite.

If that doesn't work, add a tarp. fun for the whole family! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: ZLTFUL on December 20, 2012, 07:15:25 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 20, 2012, 07:07:13 AM
get some good rope, put on your riding gear, tie yourself off, and see if you can be a kite.

If that doesn't work, add a tarp. fun for the whole family! [thumbsup]

Would I anchor the tarp to my neck? Seems like you would want to keep the anchor point as high and free of obstructions as possible...  ???
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: KnightofNi on December 20, 2012, 07:26:54 AM
Quote from: ZILBERT on December 20, 2012, 07:15:25 AM
Would I anchor the tarp to my neck? Seems like you would want to keep the anchor point as high and free of obstructions as possible...  ???

i was thinking shoulders and knees for stability, but if you want to just make sure you don't go flying away, an ankle should do nicely. avoid the neck, it could chafe and then you would have to explain that to people the next time you went into work. talk about awkward...
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: Uncle Mofo on December 20, 2012, 08:35:21 AM
We are supposed to get hit tonight  [popcorn]
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: zooom on December 20, 2012, 09:59:44 AM
sothe storm is working its way across to make everything as white as possible for X-Mas....












































that is...if the world doesn't end tommorrow
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: Speedbag on December 20, 2012, 12:14:15 PM
Send some this way, dammit!

We got like 3". Lame.
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 20, 2012, 01:26:32 PM
That store is heading for us, but we're going to get more rain than snow.

JM
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: Stella on December 20, 2012, 01:57:07 PM
Quote from: ZILBERT on December 20, 2012, 06:54:13 AM
Central Iowa is the location. Same storm has been churning accross the US for a few days now. Dropped a couple of feet in the mountains then a foot or so across some of the plains and now it is churning on out of here into the great lakes.

The snow is/was decent. The winds are crazy though. It looks like a wind tunnel on my street.

We got a dismal 1-1/2.

Inches.  In an 2 hours time span.

It's almost gone.

[thumbsdown]
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: muskrat on December 20, 2012, 03:26:50 PM
we didn't get snow here in Dallas but the wind was really bad.  good luck to you Easterners tomorrow
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: Slide Panda on December 21, 2012, 05:20:47 AM
Meh, world didn't end.
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: Speedbag on December 21, 2012, 06:52:55 AM
(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Speedbag/393104_10151306875119111_1928889295_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: rsoffar on December 21, 2012, 05:06:13 PM
im super stoked for all this snow, flying out to seattle this weekend to go shred baker.... they've gotten 100" since sunday! about to be balls deep in some pow   ;D
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 21, 2012, 06:45:25 PM
We got flurries and crazy winds.

JM
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: IZ on December 21, 2012, 07:20:08 PM
Any locals here from Little Rock, Memphis or Indy?

driving thru this weekend. Looks like sun the whole way.
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: Uncle Mofo on December 22, 2012, 05:21:25 AM
We are goods in Indiana, this is nothing
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: Monsterlover on December 22, 2012, 05:44:33 PM
NW PA got clobbered.

Where it drifted in my driveway I had about 30" overnight. 

And today I managed to suck a door mat right into the auger on the snow blower :P

That was fun.
Title: Re: Snowmageddon 2012: The Snowpocalypse
Post by: IZ on December 23, 2012, 10:46:46 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mofo on December 22, 2012, 05:21:25 AM
We are goods in Indiana, this is nothing

[thumbsup]