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Title: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Monsterlover on January 19, 2013, 09:08:27 PM
On a whim I googled myself. I gave up after five pages of not me.

Id say I'm doing well :D
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: He Man on January 19, 2013, 09:13:41 PM
Theres enough shit on this forum with your name on it to last a life time.   :-*
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 19, 2013, 09:15:20 PM
Turn off the safesearch.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Monsterlover on January 19, 2013, 09:17:02 PM
Quote from: He Man on January 19, 2013, 09:13:41 PM
Theres enough shit on this forum with your name on it to last a life time.   :-*

So I do exist?

:D

Quote from: MrIncredible on January 19, 2013, 09:15:20 PM
Turn off the safesearch.

Didn't help. I'm still not there.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 19, 2013, 09:18:02 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 19, 2013, 09:17:02 PM
So I do exist?

:D

Didn't help. I'm still not there.

I googled "Monster lover" and now my wife is asking who the girl on the screen is.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: herm on January 19, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
when i google "herm", all i get is something about an island. as for my other name..? nothing but that damn linked in account i set up and never went back to.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: brimo on January 19, 2013, 10:24:15 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 19, 2013, 09:15:20 PM
Turn off the safesearch.

  :)  Thanks for the tip.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: ZLTFUL on January 19, 2013, 11:45:48 PM
Existentialism is deep man.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: herm on January 20, 2013, 03:10:21 AM
this warrants some experimentation...
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: RAT900 on January 20, 2013, 05:30:45 AM
it does not mean you do not exist,

it means that you might exist at some untermensch sub-level of cyber luminosity

which is to your credit

I on the other hand get screen hits for my real name....I should note that none of the hits involve government registries
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: 1.21GW on January 20, 2013, 05:45:33 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 19, 2013, 09:17:02 PM
So I do exist?

:D

Didn't help. I'm still not there.

I figure it just means you're in the forest somewhere listening to trees fall.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: lethe on January 20, 2013, 06:53:52 AM
googling my actual name brings up mostly mugshots and obituaries

googling my user name and adding ducati brings me right up
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: DesmoDiva on January 20, 2013, 08:10:41 AM
Quote from: lethe on January 20, 2013, 06:53:52 AM
googling my user name and adding ducati brings me right up

Same here. 

Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Monsterlover on January 20, 2013, 08:39:24 AM
I'm not talking user name but my actual name.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on January 20, 2013, 06:35:07 PM
I do exist !!!!
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Pedro-bot on January 20, 2013, 07:03:13 PM
I'm sure I can get Anonymous to find you for you.

PM me your full legal name and I'll forward it to my buddies.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: somegirl on January 20, 2013, 08:37:10 PM
You're now in the official Google list of search queries.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: lethe on January 21, 2013, 12:55:03 AM
add machinist after your name and you're the first thing  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Bick on January 21, 2013, 08:36:53 AM
Is this the modern version of...
The Jerk (5/10) Movie CLIP - Navin's in Print! (1979) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahuPW6_t-z0#)
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Monsterlover on January 21, 2013, 08:50:42 AM
Yes!
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Triple J on January 21, 2013, 09:35:35 AM
My name is so common that I can't ever find myself unless I add something about my work. Based on my name it would seem I should have played sports more though...lots of "famous" athletes with my name.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Monsterlover on January 21, 2013, 09:38:29 AM
John Smith?

;D
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Bick on January 21, 2013, 12:06:48 PM
I never worked for Caldwell Banker in Studio City, CA.

Most of the other things that show up are very outdated.  Some even pre-internet. ???

Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Monsterlover on January 21, 2013, 12:25:04 PM
Those helos don't have flux capacitors on them these days, do they?

;D
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Bick on January 21, 2013, 12:26:26 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 21, 2013, 12:25:04 PM
Those helos don't have flux capacitors on them these days, do they?

;D


Shhhhh...
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Grampa on January 21, 2013, 12:28:40 PM
Change your name to snookie.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Triple J on January 21, 2013, 12:38:08 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 21, 2013, 09:38:29 AM
John Smith?

;D

Close...last name is Johnson.  [laugh]
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Rameses on January 21, 2013, 01:58:42 PM


A search of my name brings up one hit for the actual me on the first page of google results.


Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Monsterlover on January 21, 2013, 02:14:29 PM
[tinfoil hat]That's because they're monitoring your activities[/tinfoil hat]

;D
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: zooom on January 22, 2013, 04:11:41 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 21, 2013, 02:14:29 PM
[tinfoil hat]That's because they're monitoring your activities[/tinfoil hat]

;D

insert Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me"....
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Jumptship on January 22, 2013, 06:42:33 PM
Quote from: Triple J on January 21, 2013, 12:38:08 PM
Close...last name is Johnson.  [laugh]

Copycat.
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: 77south on January 23, 2013, 07:06:30 AM
My Dad's name is John M. Smith.  My name is not much more distinctive.  So if I google myself, and the people that come up aren't me;  am I them?
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: lethe on January 23, 2013, 07:14:11 AM
I just tried googling ML again but added his rank and superhero name
A million images of himcame right up

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=1&gs_ri=serp&tok=pPpt1wWC9Fr8d9VxdlkS1Q&pq=google&cp=10&gs_id=cx&xhr=t&q=captain+morgan&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=zM3&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41248874,d.dmQ&biw=1920&bih=990&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=-f3_UKSAGYKR0QG5iICQBQ (https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=1&gs_ri=serp&tok=pPpt1wWC9Fr8d9VxdlkS1Q&pq=google&cp=10&gs_id=cx&xhr=t&q=captain+morgan&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=zM3&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41248874,d.dmQ&biw=1920&bih=990&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=-f3_UKSAGYKR0QG5iICQBQ)
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Monsterlover on January 23, 2013, 10:51:13 AM
Man, I get drunk and post one thing on the internet and it follows me forever

;D
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Rob Hilding on January 23, 2013, 03:10:51 PM
Quote from: lethe on January 23, 2013, 07:14:11 AM
I just tried googling ML again but added his rank and superhero name
A million images of himcame right up

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=1&gs_ri=serp&tok=pPpt1wWC9Fr8d9VxdlkS1Q&pq=google&cp=10&gs_id=cx&xhr=t&q=captain+morgan&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=zM3&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41248874,d.dmQ&biw=1920&bih=990&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=-f3_UKSAGYKR0QG5iICQBQ (https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=1&gs_ri=serp&tok=pPpt1wWC9Fr8d9VxdlkS1Q&pq=google&cp=10&gs_id=cx&xhr=t&q=captain+morgan&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=zM3&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41248874,d.dmQ&biw=1920&bih=990&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=-f3_UKSAGYKR0QG5iICQBQ)

Whatever happened to Luca????
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: ducpainter on January 23, 2013, 03:26:40 PM
Quote from: BozcoRob on January 23, 2013, 03:10:51 PM
Whatever happened to Luca????
He stopped coming by when one of his stalker chicks found him here and made his life miserable...

must have been his...

'swagger'. ;)
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Rob Hilding on January 23, 2013, 03:32:50 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 23, 2013, 03:26:40 PM
He stopped coming by when one of his stalker chicks found him here and made his life miserable...

must have been his...

'swagger'. ;)

I remember her from IBN in Santa Monica - she were scary, yup

Last I noticed he was still promoting the IBN.......

Sorry for the threadjack - back to your lack of existence ;)
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: the_Journeyman on January 23, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
I don't find anything when I Google myself.  Granted nothing I've ever posted has my actual name attached to it.


JM
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: lethe on January 23, 2013, 03:55:50 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on January 23, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
I don't find anything when I Google myself.  Granted nothing I've ever posted has my actual name attached to it.


JM
I just keep seeing Tom Hanks quotes if I look you up.  [laugh]
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Bick on January 23, 2013, 04:18:32 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on January 23, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
I don't find anything when I Google myself.  Granted nothing I've ever posted has my actual name attached to it.


JM

Matters of public record...  professional licenses...  etc...

In a recent search, contrary to what a lot of ex's have told me, their friends, my friends..., I did find out that I am not a jerk!  (I guess I need to try harder)
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: ducpainter on January 23, 2013, 04:30:08 PM
Quote from: Bick on January 23, 2013, 04:18:32 PM
Matters of public record...  professional licenses...  etc...

In a recent search, contrary to what a lot of ex's have told me, their friends, my friends..., I did find out that I am not a jerk!  (I guess I need to try harder)
Really? ;D
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: Bick on January 23, 2013, 04:37:00 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 23, 2013, 04:30:08 PM
Really? ;D

I was almost disappointed when I found out.  :-\

;D
Title: Re: If I google myself and im not there, do I exist?
Post by: ducpainter on January 23, 2013, 04:40:32 PM
Quote from: Bick on January 23, 2013, 04:37:00 PM
I was almost disappointed when I found out.  :-\

;D
Be proud of what you've become. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]