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[clap]
Well.
Um.
OK then.
That'll make an interesting story at the Bruni family gatherings for years to come
I bet he no longer gets to sit at the big table during Thanksgiving dinner.
[laugh]
The only thing that could have made this story more awesome...... Would have been if he broke into the house of Greg Evigan.
Austin Powers: Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war.
Basil Exposition: What's the other?
Austin Powers: Excuse me?
Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you?
Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Oh yeah, and apparently they shit all over the place!
"Carnies" [laugh]
Wait..he used the vacuum to masterbate and then sucked up the contents after he spilled it?
What was Cyrus' real name? I know he's in FL now and was looking for a job.
Quote from: IZ on January 25, 2013, 06:21:24 AM
"Carnies" [laugh]
Wait..he used the vacuum to masterbate and then sucked up the contents after he spilled it?
What was Cyrus' real name? I know he's in FL now and was looking for a job.
perhaps he was channeling all of Pillar's ex's ?!?!?!
That does sound like a Pillar story. [popcorn]
While that really does sound like Jud's modus operandi, I doubt it was him. He was apparently playing tennis that day. [laugh]