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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Speedbag on March 05, 2013, 03:26:12 PM

Title: Hugo Chavez is dead.
Post by: Speedbag on March 05, 2013, 03:26:12 PM
From wwtdd.com:

"It ain’t easy being a dictator. The funny hats, the 60′s military garb, long dinners with Sean Penn who just won’t shut the make the beast with two backs up. And, then, shit, you get a cough which turns into cancer and suddenly you’re dead, all within an afternoon, just when you were getting ready to attend a big execution. And you know there’s always another fat bastard with bad skin ready to fill your shoes.

Hugo Chavez seemed like a very misunderstood man. Maybe he wanted to rule the world. Maybe he just wanted to follow Maroon 5 on tour and blow dudes. There’s no way to know now. Because he’s dead.

The good news is, if you were ever going to bang a hot Venezuelan girl, tonight would be the night. Partying and raw sexuality should be in full force at your local Venezuelan hangout. Andale'."
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez is dead.
Post by: muskrat on March 05, 2013, 03:41:51 PM
My family and I are hopeful this is the start to something better. 

Oh and Venezuelans don't use andale  >:(
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez is dead.
Post by: ducpainter on March 05, 2013, 03:46:57 PM
Is this a memorial thread...

or a political thread?

Hmmmm....