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Right on :'(
whoever did that obviously does not have a dog. (or 2)
Dog does NOT get on the bed. My foot is down!
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All too familiar...
I confirm ;D
Quote from: ducatigirl100 on March 12, 2013, 03:00:09 PM
I confirm ;D
>:(
The other night I rolled over and my wife got punched in the face. She was
right there.
I mean, for the love of god, what happened to no-man's-land.
It got aptly named, that's what.
:'(
Add 3 cats, each with half of my spot (actually, it IS mathematically possible...I have pictures) and you have my wife and I's bed every night.
Quote from: yamifixer on March 11, 2013, 09:01:24 AM
whoever did that obviously does not have a dog. (or 2)
or kid(s)
;)
So are we talking queen, king, cali here?
Quote from: Novelo on March 13, 2013, 09:34:56 PM
So are we talking queen, king, cali here?
where not talking about size but percentage.. ..
A woman will always use 90% of the bed... [cheeky]. Now, if you want more than 10% you will have to cuddle ;)
Weird, I only use about 10%. Even if I have the bed to myself I curl up right next to the edge.
Quote from: somegirl on March 24, 2013, 08:51:45 PM
Weird, I only use about 10%. Even if I have the bed to myself I curl up right next to the edge.
I keep thinking of a way that could benefit my bed space issue and I keep coming up with Nada. :-\
my wife sleeps like a tetris puzzle. I just have to fit into the open space :-\
My wife claims that if the dog gets up tonight that I shall wake her up to deal with the dog. no whining dogs are getting up on the bed tonight...well see how that goes.
the wife and I have a third party on the king mattress
the 130 lb. mastiff who takes the biggest cut out of the middle
he can fold up like a damn bat and take up no space
or he can spread out and have both my wife and I fighting for territory
Quote from: somegirl on March 24, 2013, 08:51:45 PM
Weird, I only use about 10%. Even if I have the bed to myself I curl up right next to the edge.
That's dangerous! If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on March 25, 2013, 06:23:27 AM
That's dangerous! If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.
I solved the bed-monster problem :D I've put Rubbermaid storing case's under the bed..... so no place for the monster to hang out ..... [clap]
Now I haven't solved the closet monster problem [bang]
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on March 25, 2013, 06:23:27 AM
That's dangerous! If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.
Thats the solution I've been looking for. I was trying to solve it like an algebra problem, you know add 90% to both sides of the equation but it doesn't work. But if the monsters take her that makes an extra 10% of usable space that....
Wait that still doesn't work. [bang]
Wait I've got it. I send my dog down to Mr & Mrs I's house and that solves the space issue some of the time. ;D
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on March 25, 2013, 06:23:27 AM
That's dangerous! If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.
[laugh] Not only that, one of my 26-lb whippets once literally pushed me out of the bed, I woke up falling onto the floor.
Just marry an insomniac
One well-done dutch oven will rearrange that map. Pronto.
Quote from: Speedbag on March 25, 2013, 12:33:21 PM
One well-done dutch oven will rearrange that map. Pronto.
yeah...but sometimes the wrong person gets outta bed!