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Title: Mattress cartography
Post by: Monsterlover on March 09, 2013, 09:38:32 PM
Truth

(http://i.imgur.com/Jyzxe.png)
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: muskrat on March 09, 2013, 10:09:07 PM
 [clap] [clap] [clap]
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Post by: Spy+ on March 10, 2013, 06:19:14 AM
Right on :'(
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Post by: yamifixer on March 11, 2013, 09:01:24 AM
whoever did that obviously does not have a dog. (or 2)
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: spolic on March 11, 2013, 09:25:06 AM
Dog does NOT get on the bed.  My foot is down!
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Post by: Triple J on March 11, 2013, 09:25:51 AM
 [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: Slide Panda on March 11, 2013, 11:36:55 AM
All too familiar...
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Post by: ducatigirl100 on March 12, 2013, 03:00:09 PM
I confirm  ;D
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: Monsterlover on March 12, 2013, 05:06:34 PM
Quote from: ducatigirl100 on March 12, 2013, 03:00:09 PM
I confirm  ;D

>:(

The other night I rolled over and my wife got punched in the face. She was right there.

I mean, for the love of god, what happened to no-man's-land.

It got aptly named, that's what.

:'(
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: ZLTFUL on March 12, 2013, 07:11:19 PM
Add 3 cats, each with half of my spot (actually, it IS mathematically possible...I have pictures) and you have my wife and I's bed every night.
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: Pedro-bot on March 12, 2013, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: yamifixer on March 11, 2013, 09:01:24 AM
whoever did that obviously does not have a dog. (or 2)

or kid(s)
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: MendoDave on March 13, 2013, 09:04:12 AM
 ;)
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Post by: Novelo on March 13, 2013, 09:34:56 PM
So are we talking queen, king, cali here?
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: ducatigirl100 on March 24, 2013, 02:57:07 PM
Quote from: Novelo on March 13, 2013, 09:34:56 PM
So are we talking queen, king, cali here?


where not talking about size but percentage.. ..

A woman will always use 90% of the bed... [cheeky]. Now, if you want more than 10% you will have to cuddle  ;)
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: somegirl on March 24, 2013, 08:51:45 PM
Weird, I only use about 10%.  Even if I have the bed to myself I curl up right next to the edge.
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: MendoDave on March 24, 2013, 10:12:21 PM
Quote from: somegirl on March 24, 2013, 08:51:45 PM
Weird, I only use about 10%.  Even if I have the bed to myself I curl up right next to the edge.

I keep thinking of a way that could benefit my bed space issue and I keep coming up with Nada.   :-\
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: djrashonal on March 24, 2013, 10:22:31 PM
my wife sleeps like a tetris puzzle. I just have to fit into the open space  :-\
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: MendoDave on March 24, 2013, 10:41:32 PM
My wife claims that if the dog gets up tonight that I shall wake her up to deal with the dog. no whining dogs are getting up on the bed tonight...well see how that goes.
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: RAT900 on March 25, 2013, 05:26:36 AM
the wife and I have a third party on the king mattress

the 130 lb. mastiff who takes the biggest cut out of the middle

he can fold up like a damn bat and take up no space

or he can spread out and have both my wife and I fighting for territory
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on March 25, 2013, 06:23:27 AM
Quote from: somegirl on March 24, 2013, 08:51:45 PM
Weird, I only use about 10%.  Even if I have the bed to myself I curl up right next to the edge.

That's dangerous!  If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: ducatigirl100 on March 25, 2013, 07:32:15 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on March 25, 2013, 06:23:27 AM
That's dangerous!  If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.

I solved the bed-monster problem :D    I've put Rubbermaid storing case's under the bed..... so no place for the monster to hang out ..... [clap]

Now I haven't solved the closet monster problem  [bang]
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: MendoDave on March 25, 2013, 07:33:52 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on March 25, 2013, 06:23:27 AM
That's dangerous!  If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.

Thats the solution I've been looking for. I was trying to solve it like an algebra problem, you know add 90% to both sides of the equation but it doesn't work. But if the monsters take her that makes an extra 10% of usable space that....

Wait that still doesn't work. [bang]

Wait I've got it. I send my dog down to Mr & Mrs I's house and that solves the space issue some of the time.  ;D
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: somegirl on March 25, 2013, 09:05:14 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on March 25, 2013, 06:23:27 AM
That's dangerous!  If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.

[laugh] Not only that, one of my 26-lb whippets once literally pushed me out of the bed, I woke up falling onto the floor.
Title: Re: Mattress cartography
Post by: duccarlos on March 25, 2013, 11:50:13 AM
Just marry an insomniac
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Post by: Speedbag on March 25, 2013, 12:33:21 PM
One well-done dutch oven will rearrange that map. Pronto.
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Post by: zooom on March 25, 2013, 12:45:41 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 25, 2013, 12:33:21 PM
One well-done dutch oven will rearrange that map. Pronto.

yeah...but sometimes the wrong person gets outta bed!