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Title: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 16, 2013, 06:19:25 PM
Today's menu consisted of home made blueberry pancakes submerged in actual maple syrup for breakfast.

Dinner was stir fry, so that doesn't count.

After dinner I decided it was time we had cake around so I made this cinnamon swirl thing in an 8x8 pan.

I just finished 2/3 of that in one sitting. Well, standing actually since I hovered over it at the stove and got to work :D

Tomorrow morning I will weigh the same as I did this morning.

And I'll eat the remaining 1/3rd for breakfast :D

make the beast with two backs yeah!
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ducpainter on March 16, 2013, 06:24:57 PM
I can't wait until you hit 50.  ;D
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 16, 2013, 06:37:19 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 16, 2013, 06:24:57 PM
I can't wait until you hit 50.  ;D

That's what everyone said about 30

And then 35 when 30 came and went with no effect

:D
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ducpainter on March 16, 2013, 06:39:45 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 16, 2013, 06:37:19 PM
That's what everyone said about 30

And then 35 when 30 came and went with no effect

:D
trust me bro...I speak from experience...

it may be 55...or 60...

but it will happen. ;)
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 16, 2013, 06:40:44 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 16, 2013, 06:39:45 PM
trust me bro...I speak from experience...

it may be 55...or 60...

but it will happen. ;)

That may be the case. Hard to say.

In the meantime, cake is a food group :D
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ducpainter on March 16, 2013, 06:49:11 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 16, 2013, 06:40:44 PM
That may be the case. Hard to say.

In the meantime, cake is a food group :D
only hard to say if you haven't gotten there yet...

and cake is definitely a food group...

as is french fries. ;D
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 16, 2013, 07:00:16 PM
Potato-ey goodness comes in many forms.

It is, indeed, a food group.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Grampa on March 16, 2013, 08:57:12 PM
this thread is evil.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 17, 2013, 07:45:48 AM
RIP cake

I didn't know you for long, but I will always remember

:D
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: cokey on March 17, 2013, 12:52:35 PM
When I get home I'm making pumpkin pie..  I usually eat about 90% of it..  the wife makes cookies about every 2 weeks..
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: scaramanga on March 17, 2013, 01:09:25 PM
you had to say pie didn't you.
off to the supermarket to get pie crust and apples.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 17, 2013, 01:49:19 PM
Apple pie is awesome
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: lazylightnin717 on March 17, 2013, 07:58:54 PM
Shoofly pie anyone?

[evil]
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: zooom on March 18, 2013, 10:21:27 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 16, 2013, 06:49:11 PM
and cake is definitely a food group...

this reminds me of the Bill Cosby routine from like 1982 where he feeds cake to the kids before Camille came home to find them dancing and singing dad's praises....
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ZLTFUL on March 18, 2013, 10:24:53 AM
We had a cupcake bakery open up about 1/2 mile from our house. They sell convenient 1/2/4/6/12/24 packs of daily changing cupcakes. Each day they have like 12 different options available...

And of course, the cupcake is the perfect size for Robin to have "cake" so we now get cupcakes every 2 days.  [drool]

Side note...mods, can we get a diabetic coma smiley added?
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ducpainter on March 18, 2013, 11:04:42 AM
Quote from: ZILBERT on March 18, 2013, 10:24:53 AM
<snip>
Side note...mods, can we get a diabetic coma smiley added?
We could...

except it would be inaccurate. Diabetic coma is the result of low blood sugar not high.

Just stop eating the cupcakes. :-*
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 18, 2013, 12:44:50 PM
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent004.gif)

Good?

Good.

;D
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: zooom on March 18, 2013, 12:56:34 PM
that would also apply for post DIMBY effects as well as supremely drunk/passed out...
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ZLTFUL on March 18, 2013, 01:11:31 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 18, 2013, 11:04:42 AM
Just stop eating the cupcakes. :-*

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!





Sorry...must be low blood sugar.  [evil]
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: scaramanga on March 18, 2013, 02:00:35 PM
QuoteShoofly pie anyone?

just looked it up, sounds really good.there aren't enough goodies made with molasses. I also have a dutch favorite, a local farm has a kitchen that sells Dutch apple pie.
just incredible [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 18, 2013, 05:19:43 PM
Quote from: zooom on March 18, 2013, 12:56:34 PM
that would also apply for post DIMBY effects as well as supremely drunk/passed out...

I would agree completely. That smiley has a shocking resemblance to a certain forum member.

Quote from: ZILBERT on March 18, 2013, 01:11:31 PM
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!





Sorry...must be low blood sugar.  [evil]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: lazylightnin717 on March 19, 2013, 05:34:49 AM
Quote from: scaramanga on March 18, 2013, 02:00:35 PM
just looked it up, sounds really good.there aren't enough goodies made with molasses. I also have a dutch favorite, a local farm has a kitchen that sells Dutch apple pie.
just incredible [thumbsup]

Pennsylvania Dutch food is amazing.

I would also recommend apple butter  [drool]
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: zooom on March 19, 2013, 06:57:21 AM
Quote from: lazylightnin717 on March 19, 2013, 05:34:49 AM
I would also recommend apple butter  [drool]

apple butter and Nutella on a croissant.....'nuff said!
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Cat on March 19, 2013, 09:40:31 AM
As someone who is trying to cut down on her sugar intake (and failing miserably), I probably should not have clicked on this thread.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 19, 2013, 01:04:46 PM
Quote from: Cat on March 19, 2013, 09:40:31 AM
As someone who is trying to cut down on her sugar intake (and failing miserably), I probably should not have clicked on this thread.

Welcome.  Can I get you setup with a complementary Cinnamon roll?

;D
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: zooom on March 19, 2013, 01:42:18 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 19, 2013, 01:04:46 PM
Welcome.  Can I get you setup with a complementary Cinnamon roll?

;D

Cinnabon pusher!
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: MendoDave on March 19, 2013, 02:42:48 PM
I just finished the cheesecake. I had the last piece with Ice cream.  [drool]  still got lotsa Ice cream left. It goes good with crumbles of Peanut brittle on top.

(Shameless Plug)
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 19, 2013, 03:07:54 PM
Quote from: zooom on March 19, 2013, 01:42:18 PM
Cinnabon pusher!

Hey...easy now.

Have you tried one?

First one's free.

[evil]
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ZLTFUL on March 20, 2013, 06:37:33 AM
Might I suggest the cupcakes?

[drool]
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Cat on March 20, 2013, 09:30:37 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 19, 2013, 01:04:46 PM
Welcome.  Can I get you setup with a complementary Cinnamon roll?

;D

Why, thank you! 

It's just one. I'm in control. I can stop whenever I want!

I mean, I had a Snickers bar for breakfast, but those have peanuts and peanuts are a good source of protein so that means I had a healthy breakfast.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: cokey on March 20, 2013, 10:40:53 AM
Made ribs soaked in bacon grease my Spanish seasonings, BBQ (forget the name) and glazed in brown sugar.. 

Sorry, no pic..  ate them too fast and wasn't thinking about picture taking...
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: zooom on March 20, 2013, 10:44:33 AM
Quote from: Cat on March 20, 2013, 09:30:37 AM
Why, thank you!  

It's just one. I'm in control. I can stop whenever I want!

I mean, I had a Snickers bar for breakfast, but those have peanuts and peanuts are a good source of protein so that means I had a healthy breakfast.

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=62356.msg1153007#msg1153007 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=62356.msg1153007#msg1153007)

hmm...cake has eggs...and flour...and milk.....


same rationale....
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 20, 2013, 02:00:25 PM
Quote from: zooom on March 20, 2013, 10:44:33 AM
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=62356.msg1153007#msg1153007 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=62356.msg1153007#msg1153007)

hmm...cake has eggs...and flour...and milk.....


same rationale....

Exactly.

I've eaten a lot of cake at one time (like whole cakes) and not died or gotten sick.

If I survived that, logic dictates it only made me stronger :D

[drool]
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 20, 2013, 03:29:08 PM
Know what else is badass?

Kraft Mac n cheese

I love that stuff. I like to make two boxes, I cut the amount of butter and milk in half and I get a noodle/cheese paste.

I eat both boxes.

Its make the beast with two backsin awesome :D

[drool]
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Oldfisti on March 20, 2013, 07:55:19 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 20, 2013, 03:29:08 PM
Know what else is badass?

Kraft Mac n cheese

I love that stuff. I like to make two boxes, I cut the amount of butter and milk in half and I get a noodle/cheese paste.

I eat both boxes.

Its make the beast with two backsin awesome :D

[drool]


My doctored Kraft mac-n-chee is pretty popular in this household, but it's the opposite of your minimalist approach.  Extra butter, half & half or heavy cream, plus a handful of shredded cheddar or blend.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 02:32:55 AM
Quote from: alfisti on March 20, 2013, 07:55:19 PM

My doctored Kraft mac-n-chee is pretty popular in this household, but it's the opposite of your minimalist approach.  Extra butter, half & half or heavy cream, plus a handful of shredded cheddar or blend.

Sounds a-o-k to me :)

Do you serve that with a side of Lipitor?

;D
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: zooom on March 21, 2013, 04:18:55 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 02:32:55 AM
Sounds a-o-k to me :)


it would sound better with bacon added to it...or made into a variation of Carlos's Mac'N'Cheese Bacon pie....

Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 04:21:16 AM
Meh, bacon is take it or leave it for me. Its good, but I don't think it's a food group.

There.

I said it.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ducpainter on March 21, 2013, 05:33:29 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 04:21:16 AM
Meh, bacon is take it or leave it for me. Its good, but I don't think it's a food group.

There.

I said it.
Zip just took you out of his will.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ZLTFUL on March 21, 2013, 08:23:01 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 04:21:16 AM
Meh, bacon is take it or leave it for me. Its good, but I don't think it's a food group.

There.

I said it.

Pretty sure Kevin just made the lifetime ban list alongside Adam and his turkey Facon!  >:(


My wife's lobster and bacon mac and cheese is pretty much my favorite form of crack.
Kraft is a close second but the wife's mac and cheese is in a whole other realm of stupid good.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: JohnEE on March 21, 2013, 09:15:28 AM
My girlfriend is a pastry chef, I was doomed from the start....

Quote from: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 04:21:16 AM
Meh, bacon is take it or leave it for me. Its good, but I don't think it's a food group.

There.

I said it.
agree. Bacon on pizza, not that good. Bacon stuffed inside Angus ground beef with Colby jack.... trucking delicious. [drool]
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ducpainter on March 21, 2013, 03:40:19 PM
Quote from: ZILBERT on March 21, 2013, 08:23:01 AM
Pretty sure Kevin just made the lifetime ban list alongside Adam and his turkey Facon!  >:(


<snip>
My finger is twitching.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 03:57:57 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 21, 2013, 03:40:19 PM
My finger is twitching.

[laugh]

My feelings on bacon aren't a secret. I've said this before. Its good.

But not "push a homeless man into traffic" good.

Quote from: JohnEE on March 21, 2013, 09:15:28 AM
My girlfriend is a pastry chef, I was doomed from the start...Bacon stuffed inside Angus ground beef with Colby jack.... trucking delicious. [drool]

That sounds ridiculous and I want it.

Quote from: ZILBERT on March 21, 2013, 08:23:01 AM

My wife's lobster and bacon mac and cheese is pretty much my favorite form of crack.
Kraft is a close second but the wife's mac and cheese is in a whole other realm of stupid good.

This also sounds ridiculous and I want it.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ducpainter on March 21, 2013, 04:04:09 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 03:57:57 PM
[laugh]

My feelings on bacon aren't a secret. I've said this before. Its good.

But not "push a homeless man into traffic" good.

<snip>
You used to be awesome.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 04:05:36 PM
Perspective.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: ducpainter on March 21, 2013, 04:15:27 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 04:05:36 PM
Perspective.
Well...

you're out of one will and on two banned for life lists.

We see awesomeness faded. ;D
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 04:18:09 PM
Sounds just like my customer list these days :P
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 04:32:07 PM
http://fancyfoodfancy.wordpress.com/2012/11/09/bacon-bourbon-pecan-pie/ (http://fancyfoodfancy.wordpress.com/2012/11/09/bacon-bourbon-pecan-pie/)

So this looks interesting [drool]

Wife thought it up but someone beat her to the punch.
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: MendoDave on March 21, 2013, 04:36:41 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 21, 2013, 04:15:27 PM
Well...

you're out of one will and on two banned for life lists.

We see awesomeness faded. ;D

You put me in the will for those cats didn't you?
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: TiNi on March 21, 2013, 04:39:01 PM


psssst.... i totally agree with you on the bacon thing ML
Title: Re: The officiel "Im druunk on carbs and suger" threed
Post by: Monsterlover on March 21, 2013, 04:42:20 PM
Quote from: TiNi on March 21, 2013, 04:39:01 PM

psssst.... i totally agree with you on the bacon thing ML


You're awesome too, then ;)