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Title: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: ducatiz on April 05, 2013, 09:18:46 AM

http://gawker.com/5993612/fight-over-woman-ends-in-death-after-man-shoves-a-foot-up-his-friends-ass (http://gawker.com/5993612/fight-over-woman-ends-in-death-after-man-shoves-a-foot-up-his-friends-ass)

Vodka works miracles.

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: RAT900 on April 05, 2013, 10:38:48 AM

what a sober man thinks,,,,,,a drunken man does

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: Grampa on April 05, 2013, 10:44:18 AM

Off in the distance.....Ronald Reagan and Toby Kieth can be heard giggling.

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: Adamm0621 on April 06, 2013, 08:34:56 AM

Holy make the beast with two backs!!!

Some of the comments following that story were just as good, if not better than the article... ;D

Also... How drunk do you have to be to not wake up when someone's inserting a foot into your ass??? I don't think I've ever drank that much... Lol

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: Oldfisti on April 06, 2013, 08:59:37 AM

Quote from: Adamm0621 on April 06, 2013, 08:34:56 AM
Also... How drunk do you have to be to not wake up when someone's inserting a foot into your ass??? I don't think I've ever drank that much... Lol

You sir, have never been to a DIMBY.

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: Monsterlover on April 06, 2013, 09:26:17 AM

+11tyb

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: dolboyascher on April 06, 2013, 09:56:03 AM

I am proud and ashamed of my country.

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: Grampa on April 06, 2013, 11:06:11 AM

We invented Paul Sr..... you have nothing to be ashamed of.

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: Randimus Maximus on April 06, 2013, 11:42:13 AM

Quote from: alfisti on April 06, 2013, 08:59:37 AM

You sir, have never been to a DIMBY.

Shit.

I thought they only put the creepy horsey thing outside your tent.

:-[

:-\

:'( :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: BoDiddley on April 06, 2013, 12:18:59 PM

Wow : I wish American News was allowed to interview a suspect in a felony like that, then we could turn it into a reality show.

Later : HEY WAIT A MINUTE, The guy on the losing end must have been naked, I want details. Did it take a running start
or was it a drop kick? Holy crap! [laugh]

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: Oldfisti on April 07, 2013, 08:11:12 AM

Quote from: BoDiddley on April 06, 2013, 12:18:59 PM
Wow : I wish American News was allowed to interview a suspect in a felony like that, then we could turn it into a reality show.

Later : HEY WAIT A MINUTE, The guy on the losing end must have been naked, I want details. Did it take a running start
or was it a drop kick? Holy crap! [laugh]

Maybe it was all slow and romantic-like. You know, with scented candles and such...

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: jaxduc on April 07, 2013, 09:58:23 AM

Was he charged with "breaking and entering"?
[laugh]
This is the best story I've read in a long time.
..Of course our thoughts and prayers go out to the mans family and loved ones... and his proctologist!!!

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: RAT900 on April 08, 2013, 03:28:03 AM

Quote from: alfisti on April 07, 2013, 08:11:12 AM

Maybe it was all slow and romantic-like. You know, with scented candles and such...

we're talking Russian Love here...I'll bet good money that foot went in dry and hard

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: ducatiz on April 08, 2013, 09:28:14 AM

Quote from: RAT900 on April 08, 2013, 03:28:03 AM
we're talking Russian Love here...I'll bet good money that foot went in dry and hard

[puke] [puke]

Title: Re: Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"
Post by: spolic on April 08, 2013, 04:57:40 PM

I'm just glad that this is not the Unofficial Picture Thread.

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