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Title: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: JDS 07 S4Rs on July 03, 2008, 10:46:07 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Motorcycles___CUSTOM-2006-SUZUKI-GSXR-600_W0QQitemZ220253000815QQddnZMotorcyclesQQddiZ2283QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220253000815&_trksid=p3756.m14.l1318

Have been thinking about buying a track bike, & I stumbled opon this. What a waist of paint. I hope no one here owns this.

PAINT COST OVER 4500. PEOPLE ALMOST CRASH THERE CARS AS I RIDE BUY AND THE CHICKS LOVE IT. IVE GOTTEN SO MANY COMPLEMENTS EVERY WHERE I GO ITS A DEFINETE EYE CATCHER.

Eye catcher,, I believe. Its like,,,WTF is that. [puke]

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: desmopr on July 03, 2008, 10:49:53 AM

:o I'm lost for words....

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: eltristo on July 03, 2008, 10:52:48 AM

Looks like it attracts girls in bikinis. Like flies to roadkill.

Still probably not worth it though.

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: ivyjumper on July 03, 2008, 10:55:31 AM

Gotta love that the seller didn't think the paint job was enough eye-candy...he even busted out some bikini girls!

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: eltristo on July 03, 2008, 11:01:06 AM

Quote from: ivyjumper on July 03, 2008, 10:55:31 AM
Gotta love that the seller didn't think the paint job was enough eye-candy...he even busted out some bikini girls!

Oh! I figured they just showed up during the shoot and started climbing on the bike, cause that's what a sweet paint job it is! [cheeky]

To be fair, though, it looks like quality work.

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Post by: Grampa on July 03, 2008, 11:07:24 AM

slapaho [roll]

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Post by: Ducatiloo on July 03, 2008, 11:13:30 AM

Quote from: ivyjumper on July 03, 2008, 10:55:31 AM
Gotta love that the seller didn't think the paint job was enough eye-candy...he even busted out some bikini girls!

Maybe he just wanted to show what he though was correct rider gear for a cupcake.

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Scottish on July 03, 2008, 11:13:35 AM

:o WTF?? On the side it kinda looked like layers of multi-colored swiss cheese on a bike.... what I'm trying to say is, that's a bit cheesy.... ;D

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Rameses on July 03, 2008, 11:15:36 AM

So you all are saying I should retract my bid? :-[

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Ducatiloo on July 03, 2008, 11:18:53 AM

Quote from: Rameses on July 03, 2008, 11:15:36 AM
So you all are saying I should retract my bid? :-[

No I just outbid you [evil]

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: El Matador on July 03, 2008, 11:21:52 AM

Randall, is that your gixxer?

Walmart called, it wants it's cashiers back...

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: ducnymph on July 03, 2008, 11:29:32 AM

OMG -that's hideous! ??? I have a yellow bike and I've had someone say if you can a ride yellow bike then you should be ok with anything... I don't think so. That psychadelic swiss cheese paint is sinful... what did that bike ever do to him???

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Post by: matt922 on July 03, 2008, 11:35:09 AM

Quote from: El Matador on July 03, 2008, 11:21:52 AM
Randall, is that your gixxer?

Walmart called, it wants it's cashiers back...

[laugh] word. i wouldn't touch em with a 20 foot pole

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Rob Hilding on July 03, 2008, 12:16:50 PM

I guess the "bimini cover" is removeable.......

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3137/2634710330_d172a086cf.jpg)

Only shows in this pic

;D

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 03, 2008, 12:23:30 PM

Bid is still low ($102.50). Now's your chance!

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Bick on July 03, 2008, 12:29:21 PM

At least is not pink. ;D

If it had a long IZ_ tail, I would be all over that!!! [laugh]

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Ducatiloo on July 03, 2008, 12:44:51 PM

I've been outbid. I was going to put speakers on it, that played magic carpet ride.

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: metallimonster on July 03, 2008, 12:50:44 PM

Quote from: ivyjumper on July 03, 2008, 10:55:31 AM
Gotta love that the seller didn't think the paint job was enough eye-candy...he even busted out some bikini girls!

Is it me or are those bikini girls not hot at all. Looks like he has just as bad taste in girls as he does paint jobs.

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Post by: hypurone on July 03, 2008, 01:12:13 PM

My dog threw up something that looked like that last night! OMG, that is hideous. You need to put up a disclaimer/warning on stuff like that. It could scar some people without stonger mental states. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

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Post by: Buckethead on July 03, 2008, 01:18:28 PM

My first thought: "Jeebus. Its like the Muppets made a nighttime raid into Fraggle Rock, but their intel guy sold them out and the Fraggles were waiting in ambush. For a short time, this was Armageddon!"

Wonder if you get a break on your insurance for having a bike thats too ugly to steal?

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: lauramonster on July 03, 2008, 01:21:17 PM

Quote from: Obsessed? on July 03, 2008, 01:18:28 PM
Wonder if you get a break on your insurance for having a bike thats too ugly to steal?

[clap] The new anti-theft device!!! [laugh]

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: CMDRDAVE on July 03, 2008, 01:30:54 PM

How did he describe that to the painter? "I'm thinking swiss cheese, with colors, lots of colors, like a holey kaleidoscope"

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: lauramonster on July 03, 2008, 01:33:52 PM

dog upchucked the gummy worms he ate!!

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: ro-monster on July 03, 2008, 01:43:37 PM

Someone paid $4500 for that paint? o.O

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Post by: rsoffar on July 03, 2008, 01:56:23 PM

if those are the kind of chicks it pulls im bidding on that right now!

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: 55Spy on July 03, 2008, 07:17:23 PM

It looks like a coupla inner city taggers got ahold of the bike and he just shot clearcoat over it.

Then the tagger sent their low rent ho's by to see f the guy liked their midnight handy work and lo and behold theres a photo shoot goin on!

"Jerome you aint goin to beleive it but he like the paint. He told Sandy he woulda paid up to 4500 smackers for work like that"

"Holy hell b*tch! Lets get back over ther I'm gonna be huge, just like that Nubbs guy on OCC."

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: slim_grizzy on July 03, 2008, 07:32:02 PM

That must've been a really huge bet to lose. :P

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: tommys67 on July 03, 2008, 07:43:42 PM

That entire listing - the following phrase kept going through my head.

'Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: CMDRDAVE on July 03, 2008, 08:43:03 PM

Maybe this thread should be moved to the TECH board, "DIY Painting" section so that in the future anyone who wants to can reference it.

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Cucciolo on July 03, 2008, 09:29:55 PM

That guy's taste for color is just as bad as his taste for women :o

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: slowpoke13 on July 04, 2008, 01:37:00 AM

I wonder how much DP would charge for that sort of paint job...

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: psycledelic on July 04, 2008, 02:06:27 AM

I want to see pics when you figure out how to extend a single sided swing arm! ;D

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on July 04, 2008, 02:25:27 AM

Hopefully he leaves the blue bike as is :o

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Post by: wraith on July 04, 2008, 02:32:58 AM

the swiss "cheese effect" is so hot right now!! 8)

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Adamm0621 on July 04, 2008, 04:10:04 PM

Let's see... the bike looks like swiss cheese, and the girls have cottage cheese, so I guess they work well together!! ;D

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: DCXCV on July 04, 2008, 08:04:59 PM

Not swiss cheese - olives - this is what happens after too many martinis (the paint job and the women)

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: whaler on July 04, 2008, 09:16:29 PM

First thing I thought of when I saw it was that maybe the guy is an eye doctor, and he turned the bike into a mobile color blindness chart.....
(http://blog.dojopsi.com/wp-photos/colorblindtest2970.jpg)
Not sure, as I am actually colorblind, can anybody see a number on that bike? (I bet it's something REALLY cool like "69")

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Post by: c_rex on July 04, 2008, 10:55:00 PM

please don't paint anything like this

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: sbrguy on July 05, 2008, 12:17:25 AM

Quote from: El Matador on July 03, 2008, 11:21:52 AM
Randall, is that your gixxer?

Walmart called, it wants it's cashiers back...

that is a great line.
well at least if you get the bike the good thing is that nobody can ever say "i never saw him on the motorcycle".. to which the judge would say "you gotta be sh&tting me?"

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Post by: ellingly on July 05, 2008, 12:21:10 AM

Quote from: whaler on July 04, 2008, 09:16:29 PM
First thing I thought of when I saw it was that maybe the guy is an eye doctor, and he turned the bike into a mobile color blindness chart.....
(http://blog.dojopsi.com/wp-photos/colorblindtest2970.jpg)
Not sure, as I am actually colorblind, can anybody see a number on that bike? (I bet it's something REALLY cool like "69")

You're not far off. I see 70.

(I am red-green colourblind though. Makes italian flags amusing).

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Post by: 55Spy on July 05, 2008, 03:40:42 AM

Quote from: ellingly on July 05, 2008, 12:21:10 AM
You're not far off. I see 70.

(I am red-green colourblind though. Makes italian flags amusing).

That would make sense bacause it's a 29 in pink/red with an overlay of blue leading to your 70.

But I saw no #'s in the bike.

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: ArguZ on July 05, 2008, 05:01:24 AM

Time to wear my favorite t-shirt again
(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a559/a559_bm.gif)
Was very funny when my boss asked what it reads ;)

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: the ron on July 05, 2008, 07:16:03 AM

that goes to show the mindset of crotchrocketeers, so cheezy, thats why i can't stand sport bikes. after seeing that hideous thing i had to go to the harley website to cleanse my moto visual pallette. :D

the ron [evil]

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Post by: Privateer on July 05, 2008, 08:05:32 AM

Quote from: the ron on July 05, 2008, 07:16:03 AM
i had to go to the harley website to cleanse my moto visual pallette. :D

the ron [evil]

like this?

(http://www.le.ac.uk/pc/gjr7/gabhomepages/images/Vomit%20VRod.JPG)

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: JDS 07 S4Rs on July 05, 2008, 10:59:04 AM

Oh,, c'mon,,, that HD is cool. LOL,,,,,,NOT.

Guys can ruin any bikes with bad paint & the wrong mods. It doesnt have to be "sport bike" related. Keep in mind the only thing HD has going for them is,,,,,,,,,, sometimes they look good.

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Post by: BomberHead on July 05, 2008, 11:35:18 AM

Quote from: El Matador on July 03, 2008, 11:21:52 AM

Walmart called, it wants it's cashiers back...

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

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Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 05, 2008, 12:49:52 PM

Quote from: the ron on July 05, 2008, 07:16:03 AM
that goes to show the mindset of crotchrocketeers, so cheezy, thats why i can't stand sport bikes. after seeing that hideous thing i had to go to the harley website to cleanse my moto visual pallette. :D

the ron [evil]

So....because some people make some ugly ones....you hate them all?

I suppose life would get interesting if you applied the same thought process to everything else....

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: the ron on July 05, 2008, 03:01:03 PM

Quote from: someguy on July 05, 2008, 12:49:52 PM
So....because some people make some ugly ones....you hate them all?

I suppose life would get interesting if you applied the same thought process to everything else....

crotch rockets are oozing with cheese.

the ron [evil]

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Post by: Pancake81 on July 05, 2008, 10:06:32 PM

WTF is that [roll] . I mean... well... WTF. And the "chicks". I love a full figured girl, but if I was using that as my selling feature I wouldnt have asked those babes :P

Title: Re: I am thinking of painting my Monster like this :-)
Post by: Lance Goodthrust on July 06, 2008, 12:40:20 AM

I can't believe he forgot to mention that it was featured in the movie 'Cool as Ice'.

(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/173979.1020.A.jpg)

word

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