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Title: First world problems...
Post by: Slide Panda on April 30, 2013, 12:38:42 PM
Good for some laughs

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/middle-class-problems (http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/middle-class-problems)
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: Monsterlover on May 01, 2013, 07:27:30 PM
[laugh]
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: ducatiz on May 01, 2013, 07:32:52 PM
The reality is that these are real people complaining about things. 
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: krolik on May 02, 2013, 06:38:48 PM
I like number 27.  [laugh]
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: fastwin on May 03, 2013, 07:08:02 AM
They all should be lined up and hit in the back of the head with a shovel. Is that wrong? [laugh] Whaaaay... a turkey broke my neck! [laugh] [laugh]

By the way, what's a latte? :)

Have a nice weekend folks. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: Slide Panda on May 03, 2013, 07:16:52 AM
A latte is a coffe drink a 'latte' is a gramatical error like using irregardless (which is only recognized as dialectic speech) when you mean regardless, saying/using decimated when you really mean destroyed, totaled, raised to the ground etc etc (decimated is 1 in 10) and literally when you mean figuratively.

- I'll be here, channeling James May aaaaallll day.  ;D
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: ducatiz on May 03, 2013, 07:22:49 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 03, 2013, 07:16:52 AM
A latte is a coffe drink a 'latte' is a gramatical error like using irregardless (which is only recognized as dialectic speech) when you mean regardless, saying/using decimated when you really mean destroyed, totaled, raised to the ground etc etc (decimated is 1 in 10) and literally when you mean figuratively.

- I'll be here, channeling James May aaaaallll day.  ;D

I think you mean razed. [laugh]
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: Slide Panda on May 03, 2013, 07:27:21 AM
Touche...

IN my defense, I have a 1 month old at home. You know what sort of metal space that puts me in 'Tiz.
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: ungeheuer on May 03, 2013, 07:29:10 AM
Latte isn't a coffee drink.  Its the milk in a coffee drink.

Caffè latte.  Coffee [with] milk.

Quote from: Slide Panda on May 03, 2013, 07:27:21 AM
Touche...

IN my defense, I have a 1 month old at home. You know what sort of metal space that puts me in 'Tiz.
I cant imagine.  What kind of metal space?   ;D

Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: Slide Panda on May 03, 2013, 07:35:22 AM
A bit bent and deformed. It's not as malleable as it normally is

;D
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: ducatiz on May 03, 2013, 09:36:01 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 03, 2013, 07:27:21 AM
Touche...

IN my defense, I have a 1 month old at home. You know what sort of metal space that puts me in 'Tiz.

you have my empathy and understanding.  i remember going days without a full nights sleep and barely able to function...
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: fastwin on May 03, 2013, 12:10:39 PM
I have no biological offspring and I still go days without a full nights sleep and can barely function on any given day... wait, shouldn't that be a full night without sleep? I thought days weren't supposed to be filled with sleep? [laugh]

And I thought latte was just a misspelling of "later". ;D
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: mitt on May 03, 2013, 01:53:04 PM
I thought it was a cross post to this

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=60069.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=60069.0)

Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: cokey on May 05, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
Haven't had a full nights sleep going on 3 yrs now ... 
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: brimo on May 06, 2013, 02:40:01 PM
#28 Can't decide whether to use 95 or 98 Octane in the Monster, will have to consult the DMF
Title: Re: First world problems...
Post by: ducati culture on May 14, 2013, 09:06:52 AM
Quote from: fastwin on May 03, 2013, 07:08:02 AM
They all should be lined up and hit in the back of the head with a shovel. Is that wrong? 

That  was funny !  [clap] [clap] [laugh] [laugh]