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Title: Got zombies?
Post by: ducatiz on May 16, 2013, 09:08:14 AM
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=1190482 (http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=1190482)

two Colombian machetes, $18

Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: LowThudd on May 16, 2013, 09:31:14 AM
I love Sportsmans Guide. I think I would have to go the more expensive fireman axe combo route though. lol

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=618283 (http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=618283)
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=780539 (http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=780539)

Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: ducatiz on May 16, 2013, 09:32:05 AM
Axes are good, but they stick in the skull when you get a good hit.  A machete will slide right out.

And ... two for $18!  lol
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 16, 2013, 09:43:07 AM
I like the Norwegian axe/machete combo. Both can be used 1 handed so you can fight using both at the same time.
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: Slide Panda on May 16, 2013, 11:28:02 AM
Still say a horseman hammer with awl is the way to go...
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: Raux on May 16, 2013, 11:38:05 AM
Kukri all the way...

"On September 2, 2010, Bishnu Shrestha, a retired Indian Army Gorkha soldier, alone and armed only with a khukuri, defeated 30 bandits who attacked a passenger train he was on in India. He killed three of the bandits, wounded eight more and forcing the rest of the band to flee."

Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: ducatiz on May 16, 2013, 03:10:41 PM
Quote from: Raux on May 16, 2013, 11:38:05 AM
Kukri all the way...

"On September 2, 2010, Bishnu Shrestha, a retired Indian Army Gorkha soldier, alone and armed only with a khukuri, defeated 30 bandits who attacked a passenger train he was on in India. He killed three of the bandits, wounded eight more and forcing the rest of the band to flee."



Yeah they never mention the bandits were all blind geriatric pygmies.
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: Skybarney on May 16, 2013, 03:29:58 PM
Do you guys know what that black sticky stuff in between an African elephants toes is?


See above post......    
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: rgramjet on May 16, 2013, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 16, 2013, 09:08:14 AM
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=1190482 (http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=1190482)

two Colombian machetes, $18



You bought a pallet of them didntcha??
;D
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 16, 2013, 03:52:08 PM
Quote from: Raux on May 16, 2013, 11:38:05 AM
Kukri all the way...

"On September 2, 2010, Bishnu Shrestha, a retired Indian Army Gorkha soldier, alone and armed only with a khukuri, defeated 30 bandits who attacked a passenger train he was on in India. He killed three of the bandits, wounded eight more and forcing the rest of the band to flee."



i would carry one of those as a bush knife.
just need to find one that is built well.
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: LowThudd on May 16, 2013, 04:05:40 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 16, 2013, 03:52:08 PM
i would carry one of those as a bush knife.
just need to find one that is built well.

Current issue Afghan: http://www.amazon.com/Genuine-Authentic-British-Khukuri-Khukris/dp/B008WD4SU0/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_16 (http://www.amazon.com/Genuine-Authentic-British-Khukuri-Khukris/dp/B008WD4SU0/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_16)
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: kopfjäger on May 16, 2013, 05:52:38 PM
These work well, I promise.

http://www.rmjtactical.com/ (http://www.rmjtactical.com/)
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: ducatiz on May 16, 2013, 05:54:14 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 16, 2013, 03:44:55 PM
You bought a pallet of them didntcha??
;D


I got 2 orders of them.  Might need to hand them out.
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: 77south on May 16, 2013, 09:04:09 PM
http://zombietools.net/tools/ (http://zombietools.net/tools/)
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: LowThudd on May 16, 2013, 09:09:04 PM
I believe I'll stick with my assortment of martial arts weapons, including a T-10 tool steel differentially hardened Katana. That thing is as sharp as a razor, and properly hardened to not break.
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: Raux on May 16, 2013, 09:12:36 PM
Quote from: LowThudd on May 16, 2013, 09:09:04 PM
I believe I'll stick with my assortment of martial arts weapons, including a T-10 tool steel differentially hardened Katana. That thing is as sharp as a razor, and properly hardened to not break.

that's probably not good with zombies. I'd rather KNOW for sure
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: LowThudd on May 16, 2013, 09:22:08 PM
Ever seen Tameshigiri?

Matsu-to® official katana test cutting - Tameshigiri - by sensei Roland Lajos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSsnZNbj_lU#)
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: Grampa on May 17, 2013, 08:51:16 AM
zombie photo booth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDvwOvVHSgQ&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDvwOvVHSgQ&feature=player_embedded#)!
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: fastwin on May 21, 2013, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: LowThudd on May 16, 2013, 09:22:08 PM
Ever seen Tameshigiri?

Matsu-to® official katana test cutting - Tameshigiri - by sensei Roland Lajos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSsnZNbj_lU#)

Looks impressive but the green stuff isn't fighting back trying to eat your brains. ;D
Title: Re: Got zombies?
Post by: LowThudd on May 21, 2013, 03:37:48 PM
Quote from: fastwin on May 21, 2013, 03:16:25 PM
Looks impressive but the green stuff isn't fighting back trying to eat your brains. ;D

True enough, that is what training is for. lol  The green stuff is soaking wet bamboo mat, rolled tightly to simulate human limbs(neck included). It isn't nearly as easy as it looks. I haven't played with mats yet, but 1 1/2" saplings are no trouble...except for cleaning the sword.