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Title: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Slide Panda on May 17, 2013, 12:29:32 PM
- Shamelessly stolen from another board- wher it was probably already stolen.

You are chosen to compete against 9 other people, a battle to the death. All ten of you are locked in your neighborhood Home Depot or Lowes (Big Box home improvement). The place is closed and lit by flood lights above exits and other misc. lights that make action movies look sweet. The goal is to kill all your rivals and be last man standing.

You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code/SKU counts as one piece of equipment. For example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. You can only use the weapons you choose originally. No area of the home depot is off limits. The outside gardening area is in play, the only sealed doors are the exterior ones. Items like store owned forklifts are off limits for use - see note about bar-code/SKU.

What three items would you choose and what would be your strategy?
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: zooom on May 17, 2013, 12:51:15 PM
are you allowed to use the "off limits" equipment for mobility?

ie:can I use the mobile stairways or the forklift or cherry picker to get up onto the tops of some of the fixtures?
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Slide Panda on May 17, 2013, 12:53:06 PM
Non powered items can be used for mobility only. Powered items like lifts may not be powered on.
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: LowThudd on May 17, 2013, 12:59:40 PM
One pallette of bricks(for shelter and projectiles), a water balloon launching sling(yes, they have them there) and firemans axe. [evil]
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: zooom on May 17, 2013, 01:02:52 PM
hmmm....part of me was thinking threaded rod thrown like a javelin from up high...but that may not work so well due to limitations....

oooo...once you kill a competitor...whatever 3 items THEY have can now be yours as well though right?...Hmmmm
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: derby on May 17, 2013, 03:01:50 PM
Quote from: zooom on May 17, 2013, 01:02:52 PM

oooo...once you kill a competitor...whatever 3 items THEY have can now be yours as well though right?...Hmmmm


Quote from: Slide Panda on May 17, 2013, 12:29:32 PM
You can only use the weapons you choose originally.
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Grampa on May 17, 2013, 03:50:41 PM
I would wait them all out near the candy rack at the register.

They would all die of starvation wandering the aisles looking for what they want. (same as when the store is open and there is no knowledgeable staff around to assist you)
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: LowThudd on May 17, 2013, 04:06:26 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 17, 2013, 03:50:41 PM
I would wait them all out near the candy rack at the register.

They would all die of starvation wandering the aisles looking for what they want. (same as when the store is open and there is no knowledgeable staff around to assist you)

But you would only be allowed to eat three UPC labeled items. I got enough of a spare tire to wait you and your candies out. lol
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Slide Panda on May 17, 2013, 04:23:12 PM
M&m n snickers won't stop a framing hammer to the head.
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: lethe on May 17, 2013, 04:44:50 PM
Container of any highly flammable liquid that I see first
Torch
a book about gardening

I'd set the place on fire spreading the liquid mainly at the exit to the garden center to block escape by the others

Then I'd sit outside in the garden center and read my book while they die


Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Slide Panda on May 17, 2013, 05:05:29 PM
Drain cleaner (lye), pump
Sprayer and a tyvek suit.

Big jugs of bleach and ammonia. And a respirator

I expect more creativity from you all
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: lethe on May 17, 2013, 05:06:33 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 17, 2013, 05:05:29 PM
Drain cleaner (lye), pump
Sprayer and a tyvek suit.

Big jugs of bleach and ammonia. And a respirator

I expect more creativity from you all
I'm feeling lazy and just want to read a nice book next to a roaring fire
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on May 17, 2013, 07:15:29 PM
I'm thinking that a pressure washer, a case of acetone, and a lighter could make a dandy flame thrower.  If I could use my own lighter, my third item would be a value pack of circular saw blades that I think would make excellent ninja throwing stars.

edit:  On second thought, I'd go to the service counter and exchange the ninja saw blades for a chainsaw chain - better for close combat.
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: LowThudd on May 17, 2013, 07:39:10 PM
No power outlets to plug the washer in. Might do better with a kerosene powered and spraying washer.
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: WarrenJ on May 17, 2013, 08:22:50 PM
Paracord, rebar, machete
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: JoeP on May 17, 2013, 08:42:43 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 17, 2013, 05:05:29 PM

Big jugs of bleach and ammonia. And a respirator


I thought about this too, but wouldn't be able to buy enough of the stuff with only 3 SKUs.  Jugs of muriatic acid might be better. I got caught on my patio when pops was cleaning with that stuff and almost didn't make it back into the house because the fumes were so bad.
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: ungeheuer on May 18, 2013, 03:33:31 AM
Thing 1:
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4t0mz518skfuW0tG0tDja6RCNSRPjEqYF5d_qrmbQjqoyc0gANQ)

Thing 2:
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoAkpV3Idrr6dAnLuh6zzHzoDbgXQWqkYj6Y6Z_eB5-rzPcqZhWw)

Thing 3:
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoAkpV3Idrr6dAnLuh6zzHzoDbgXQWqkYj6Y6Z_eB5-rzPcqZhWw)

No contest. I bloody win  8).

Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Monsterlover on May 18, 2013, 02:22:36 PM
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 18, 2013, 03:33:31 AM
Thing 1:
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4t0mz518skfuW0tG0tDja6RCNSRPjEqYF5d_qrmbQjqoyc0gANQ)

Thing 2:
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoAkpV3Idrr6dAnLuh6zzHzoDbgXQWqkYj6Y6Z_eB5-rzPcqZhWw)

Thing 3:
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoAkpV3Idrr6dAnLuh6zzHzoDbgXQWqkYj6Y6Z_eB5-rzPcqZhWw)

No contest. I bloody win  8).



While a good idea, I've never seen VP at any Lowes or HD
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Monsterlover on May 18, 2013, 02:24:05 PM
Quote from: WarrenJ on May 17, 2013, 08:22:50 PM
Paracord, rebar, machete

I have to agree with Hannibal here.

Id even take my shoes off to better quiet the pitter patter of your impending deaths.

:D
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: rgramjet on May 18, 2013, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 18, 2013, 02:22:36 PM
While a good idea, I've never seen VP at any Lowes or HD

And I've never seen the Stihl brand at any Home Depot or Lowes.

Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: kopfjäger on May 18, 2013, 06:30:35 PM
Shovel, bag of Lye and a big ass kitchen knife.
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Slide Panda on May 18, 2013, 06:38:06 PM
Bag of lye? Shovel? This is in the store mind yiu
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: LowThudd on May 18, 2013, 06:41:57 PM
Yea, I don't think disposal is a requirement.  ;D
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: zach (Slag) on May 18, 2013, 07:19:43 PM
Bleach
Ammonia
Protective mask
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: ungeheuer on May 19, 2013, 12:43:38 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 18, 2013, 02:22:36 PM
While a good idea, I've never seen VP at any Lowes or HD

Quote from: rgramjet on May 18, 2013, 06:13:52 PM
And I've never seen the Stihl brand at any Home Depot or Lowes.

Pedants  :P

Thing 1:  A can of two stroke premix (any brand will do).
Thing 2:  A cheap POS chainsaw (any brand will do).
Thing 3:  A cheap POS chainsaw (any brand will do).

Happy?  Now prepare to be dismembered  [evil].
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Monsterlover on May 19, 2013, 05:48:28 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 19, 2013, 12:43:38 AM
Pedants  :P

Thing 1:  A can of two stroke premix (any brand will do).
Thing 2:  A cheap POS chainsaw (any brand will do).
Thing 3:  A cheap POS chainsaw (any brand will do).

Happy?  Now prepare to be dismembered  [evil].


Saws are noisy. While your putting them to work I sneak in behind you and free you from your arms :D

Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: LowThudd on May 19, 2013, 08:50:16 AM
Heavy too. Ever swing an axe? Much faster to bear to arms. The destruction might not be as bad, but any hit could be lethal. Two saws? I'll just hit the saw with an axe. Or better yet, just fling bricks at you. I still say long range projectiles combined with short range weapons are the key.
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on May 19, 2013, 09:56:11 AM
If you're smart, once you saw my flame thrower, you'd surrender.

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/2b5428c0-2df5-4805-b847-918cf9b49ba6_300_zpse61be6f6.jpg)

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/fa7a05c4-d2de-4a6c-a5b2-e1495d7453ae_300_zpscca77169.jpg)

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/f473b296-522b-4bcf-b833-5090e6674bf8_300_zpsb73113a5.jpg)

...or if I can't use my own lighter

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/63197675-9913-40d2-9458-7ff0ae5fea1f_300_zps77261882.jpg)

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/a7a7246a-81ce-48a9-8bb4-a9e25d51b7f3_300_zpsc60625d5.jpg)

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/f473b296-522b-4bcf-b833-5090e6674bf8_300_zpsb73113a5.jpg)


Kids having fun.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtV3Xjh1eCg


Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: jaxduc on May 19, 2013, 03:44:27 PM
The home depot hunger games
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: zooom on May 20, 2013, 09:42:12 AM
half inch lag bolts ( a whole bag of them out of the bulk hardware aisle - tis after all a single sku !!)
a bucket of assorted bungees
a length of 1.5 inch pvc pipe
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: Monsterlover on May 20, 2013, 02:11:01 PM
Cordless drill

1-1/2" self feeding bits

Shop vac
Title: Re: Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale
Post by: rgramjet on May 20, 2013, 03:05:38 PM
You don't have to buy anything to win....just let the freakin employees on the forklift knock something over on your opponents or roll them over! It's just a matter of time.