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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: IZ on May 28, 2013, 11:56:16 PM

Title: Beaver and Brest
Post by: IZ on May 28, 2013, 11:56:16 PM
I know the poor guy died but..there has to be a joke here.

Beaver kills fisherman

Bite in thigh severs main artery â€" man bleeds to death
Published: 04/12/2013 at 5:56 PM

(New York Daily News) A fisherman was savaged to death by a beaver after going up close to try and take its picture.

The man, visiting from the city of Brest, who has not been named, was viciously attacked during a trip with two friends at Lake Shestakov in Belarus.

Sky News reports he spotted the animal at the side of the road and decided to take its photograph

Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/04/beaver-kills-fisherman/#ztiV7eQRHf8IU0yx.99 (http://www.wnd.com/2013/04/beaver-kills-fisherman/#ztiV7eQRHf8IU0yx.99)


http://www.wnd.com/2013/04/beaver-kills-fisherman/ (http://www.wnd.com/2013/04/beaver-kills-fisherman/)

Too soon?   ???
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: IZ on May 28, 2013, 11:59:39 PM
Speaking of Survival kits..he obviously didn't have one of these..

http://www.officersurvival.org/collections/cat-tourniquet-supplies/products/combat-application-tourniquet (http://www.officersurvival.org/collections/cat-tourniquet-supplies/products/combat-application-tourniquet)
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: Grampa on May 29, 2013, 06:30:02 AM
and  to think......all these years they told us a thin layer of latex would keep us safe from the killer beaver.
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: Slide Panda on May 29, 2013, 07:10:59 AM
Nice BP.

Crappy that he died, but that falls very much in the 1 in 11ty billion agaist odds of ways to die. Seeing "savaged to death by a beaver" makes me wonder if the beaver was rabid.
Seems folks get attacked from time to time by the Rabid Beaver
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-checkup/post/beavers-and-rabies-whats-up-with-that/2012/09/06/5a0f2f12-f86a-11e1-a93b-7185e3f88849_blog.html (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-checkup/post/beavers-and-rabies-whats-up-with-that/2012/09/06/5a0f2f12-f86a-11e1-a93b-7185e3f88849_blog.html)
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: sno_duc on May 29, 2013, 07:21:13 AM
Given it's spring time, I wonder if it was a momma beaver protecting her young.
Momma animals get down right mean if they think you're a threat to their little ones.
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: WarrenJ on May 29, 2013, 07:31:39 AM
There are quite a few beavers behind my property where I kayak.  I paddle a lot at night and it is always a start when a 50 lb beaver slaps its tail right next to the kayak in the dark.  You need to respect an animal that can chew down a large tree and drag its branches into the water.  They are a powerful animal and are not to be messed with.  I do see the occasional otter - they are fun to watch but I definitely do not want one of them in the kayak with me.  I have had to discourage raccoons and muskrats from climbing aboard a couple of times.  Too many people think nature is like Walt Disney - even a fluffy wild bunny will effectively defend itself if it thinks it is being threatened.  Give 'em room.
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: fastwin on May 29, 2013, 07:39:46 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2013, 06:30:02 AM
and  to think......all these years they told us a thin layer of latex would keep us safe from the killer beaver.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] That made my day! Thanks! [bacon]
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: lethe on May 29, 2013, 07:51:48 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 29, 2013, 07:10:59 AM
Nice BP.

Crappy that he died, but that falls very much in the 1 in 11ty billion agaist odds of ways to die. Seeing "savaged to death by a beaver" makes me wonder if the beaver was rabid.
Seems folks get attacked from time to time by the Rabid Beaver
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-checkup/post/beavers-and-rabies-whats-up-with-that/2012/09/06/5a0f2f12-f86a-11e1-a93b-7185e3f88849_blog.html (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-checkup/post/beavers-and-rabies-whats-up-with-that/2012/09/06/5a0f2f12-f86a-11e1-a93b-7185e3f88849_blog.html)
If the beaver is foaming, keep on roaming.
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: Speedbag on May 29, 2013, 08:10:54 AM
Prime joke fodder if the beaver had actually eaten the guy.
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: 1.21GW on May 29, 2013, 08:28:59 AM
I'm no comedian, but there's got to be a bad joke just sitting there that incorporates a reference to 'wood'.
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: LowThudd on May 29, 2013, 09:01:19 AM
Killer beaver skips chewing wood?
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 29, 2013, 11:21:11 AM
In Soviet Russia, beaver eats you!
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: swampduc on May 29, 2013, 11:32:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Duc on May 29, 2013, 11:21:11 AM
In Soviet Russia, beaver eats you!
You win, sir. Bravo!  [clap] [laugh]
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: zach (Slag) on May 29, 2013, 02:55:58 PM
Quote from: Dirty Duc on May 29, 2013, 11:21:11 AM
In Soviet Russia, beaver eats you!

[beer] [bacon]
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: ungeheuer on May 29, 2013, 04:47:39 PM
Quote from: Dirty Duc on May 29, 2013, 11:21:11 AM
In Soviet Russia, beaver eats you!
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: Beaver and Brest
Post by: zooom on May 30, 2013, 07:59:05 AM
may the Brest Man win?