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Title: Confirmed Modaholic
Post by: smalltorque on August 16, 2013, 06:18:53 AM
Hello everyone... my name is Paul & I'm a modaholic. There, I've said it!  [clap]

It all started about 10 months ago when I entered a complicated relationship with my seemingly innocent Thaitalian mistress.... let's call her M795.  [bow_down]

She was beautiful as she was, but from day one started begging, pleading for, demanding modifications! What could I do? I'm only human after all, & it didn't take long for me to cave in & step onto the slippery slope of  aesthetic modification with just a small, harmless tail tidy.

That wasn't so painful, & surely nobody would know if I just left it at that? Easier said than done because her demands didn't stop, in fact they got worse, she wouldn't let me sleep at night & before I knew it, very quickly led to an integrated tail light.... new skins.... axle & frame sliders.... & so on & so on!! When will it end? When will she be satisfied & realize she is just as beautiful as any other monster???? Can anybody help me??? My god... if my wife finds out how much I've spent on my Thaitalian mistress & this crazy addiction!!!!....  :o :o ???

This was her when we first met... so sweet & uncorrupted   :'(

(http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b540/skids_r_up/IMG_6249_zps93693c2e.png)

(http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b540/skids_r_up/GOPR0004_zpsd0ca6fb9.jpg)

After just a few months she had changed, & showed no signs of slowing down her demands!! I was hopelessly head over heels! What was a poor boy to do?

(http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b540/skids_r_up/GOPR8802_zpsa4bcf7ca.jpg)

(http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b540/skids_r_up/IMG_5988_zps90481af7.jpg)

Now after 10 months I fear there is no light at the end of the tunnel... I am a total modaholic!!! Please help me?? What can I do??? There are more mods on the way, I can feel it. I just know she wants so much more!

(http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b540/skids_r_up/IMG_6881_zps0053de49.jpg)

(http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b540/skids_r_up/IMG_6875_zpsd844334f.jpg)

(http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b540/skids_r_up/IMG_6893_zpscc74439f.jpg)

...edited to fix links...

Title: Re: Confirmed Modaholic
Post by: Slide Panda on August 16, 2013, 06:41:14 AM
Welcome. You've been busy!
Title: Re: Confirmed Modaholic
Post by: ungeheuer on August 18, 2013, 05:29:33 AM
wow... sss an' all  [thumbsup]

looks great  [thumbsup]

The dark skins, red frame combo is one of my favourites  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Confirmed Modaholic
Post by: smalltorque on August 18, 2013, 08:18:50 AM
Thanks Ung. I didn't intend to get a red frame, but I didn't have a lot of choice in Thailand short of stripping a brand new bike & repainting it. That being said, it has definitely grown on me & now I don't think I would change it.

There's a few more mods coming & a little bit more red, but not too much, is rumoured to be on it's way.  [popcorn]