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Title: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: Monsterlover on August 28, 2013, 02:07:49 PM
I need something translated into English and google.translate isn't being too helpful. . .
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: WarrenJ on August 28, 2013, 02:13:17 PM
I got as far as "Bok"  which means hello, I think...

Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: ungeheuer on August 28, 2013, 02:37:50 PM
I know that "most" (pronounced as in "frost") means bridge.

Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: WarrenJ on August 28, 2013, 03:09:20 PM
Just look at the power of these Forums - out of the void, we are creating a compendium of esoteric knowledge, for the benefit of all!  Well... its a start anyway.   Hopefully "hello" and "bridge" were included in the words you needed!

I would imagine that 30 letter alphabets make computer translators crazy.
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: lethe on August 28, 2013, 03:23:03 PM
Predsjednik Republike means president of the republic
Oh boy, this is coming together for you!
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: Bick on August 28, 2013, 03:47:12 PM
Is the quality of Croatian mail order brides better than Russian these days?
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: ungeheuer on August 28, 2013, 03:56:19 PM
...and not to forget that most (pronounced "most" as in ghost) important of words...  "pivo"   [drink]

Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: Grampa on August 28, 2013, 04:06:23 PM
"moje dupe svrbi" means ..." my ass itches"
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: Speeddog on August 28, 2013, 04:22:49 PM
<threadjack>

mr.freezer is a member here, AFAIK he's in Slovakia, which is at least within a couple hundred miles....

Might give him a shout via PM.

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Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: ducpainter on August 28, 2013, 04:30:57 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on August 28, 2013, 04:22:49 PM
<threadjack>

mr.freezer is a member here, AFAIK he's in Slovakia, which is at least within a couple hundred miles....

Might give him a shout via PM.

</threadjack>
...and kokis is from the Ukraine...which is at least in that part of the world...
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: WarrenJ on August 28, 2013, 04:58:33 PM
I'd love to go there and research it in person for you!  It looks like a pretty place with an active Ducati community.  I've been watching their videos for several years.
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: tamindy696 on August 28, 2013, 06:18:40 PM
My buddy is croation, Tell me  what you need translated
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: ungeheuer on August 28, 2013, 06:48:10 PM
DMF member WOLFENSTEIN is Croatian...

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=profile;u=4797 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=profile;u=4797)

.. has hasn't posted for quite a while, but he does have an email address listed in his profile.
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: mookieo2 on September 03, 2013, 08:40:12 PM
My wife is Croatian. I could have her translate it.

Quote from: WarrenJ on August 28, 2013, 04:58:33 PM
I'd love to go there and research it in person for you!  It looks like a pretty place with an active Ducati community.  I've been watching their videos for several years.

I would highly recommend it. The food, scenery, and women are beautiful. I wish I could go every year. 
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: ducatiz on September 03, 2013, 08:57:22 PM
Jeste li pokušavate kupiti sve njihove male djevojčice?
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: Monsterlover on September 04, 2013, 03:59:52 AM
Quote from: mookieo2 on September 03, 2013, 08:40:12 PM
My wife is Croatian. I could have her translate it.

I would highly recommend it. The food, scenery, and women are beautiful. I wish I could go every year. 

Can you pm me an email address?

Thanks!
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: The Mad King Pepe' on September 04, 2013, 02:59:53 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 04, 2013, 03:59:52 AM
Quote from: mookieo2 on September 03, 2013, 08:40:12 PM
My wife is Croatian. I could have her translate it.

Can you pm me an email address?

Thanks!
My wife is Serbian and she's much hotter!  [laugh]
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: mookieo2 on September 05, 2013, 07:27:02 PM
Quote from: The Mad King Pepe' on September 04, 2013, 02:59:53 PM
Can you pm me an email address?

Thanks!

My wife is Serbian and she's much hotter!  [laugh]

I forgot ..Who won the war and has the better land? ;D
Title: Re: Does anyone here speak Croatian?
Post by: ungeheuer on September 05, 2013, 08:36:33 PM
I have a friend who is half Serbian, half Croatian.

Told me that he wakes in the night in a cold sweat...

choking..

struggling to breathe...

takes him all his strength to pry his hands off his throat.