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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 06:46:21 AM

Poll
Question: Is there something wrong with lethe?
Option 1: Yes, there is definitely something not right about him votes: 15
Option 2: He's normal so leave me alone I have to go get the lotion back out of the basket. votes: 5
Option 3: Because Buckethead needs them, Boobies votes: 7
Title: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 06:46:21 AM
There's a back story, and this is all in good fun so nobody take this the wrong way.

Lethe insists he's as normal as rain on the way to or from Dimby. He has asked to be judged by his peers on this issue as apparently I don't count ;D

State your opinion and support it.

2-1/2 hour commute to work, one way.
He bought an fzr600 with pikachu on it
He says his dog is mean. His dog's not mean. She's a big sweetie, yes she is.
He rides a bike that takes a 1-2 hours to change the oil on.

Verdict:  Nuts.

;D
Title: Re: Theres something wrong with lethe
Post by: lethe on October 31, 2013, 06:49:19 AM
I voted yes which is the strongest possible defense that no is the correct answer.
Title: Re: Theres something wrong with lethe
Post by: zooom on October 31, 2013, 06:51:38 AM
I guess there is the issue of perspective in comparison...
Title: Re: Theres something wrong with lethe
Post by: Grampa on October 31, 2013, 08:08:49 AM
I vote... you should know better than to not have a boobies option


epic dmfail
Title: Re: Theres something wrong with lethe
Post by: lethe on October 31, 2013, 08:14:49 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 31, 2013, 08:08:49 AM
I vote... you should know better than to not have a boobies option


epic dmfail
I know right?
Puts his whole case in question as what kind of person would overlook that?
Clearly one with bad priorities that has no right to be judging.
I say he be removed from the bench immediately.
Title: Re: Theres something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 09:04:38 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 31, 2013, 08:08:49 AM
I vote... you should know better than to not have a boobies option


epic dmfail

Use your imagination.  I couldn't put a boobies option because it would only serve to draw votes away from the two real options at hand. 

Quote from: lethe on October 31, 2013, 08:14:49 AM
I know right?
Puts his whole case in question as what kind of person would overlook that?
Clearly one with bad priorities that has no right to be judging.
I say he be removed from the bench immediately.

Oh I'm not judging and I'm off the bench.

You're in the court of pubic opinion now, sucka, and you're loosing. . .

;D
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: rgramjet on October 31, 2013, 09:20:52 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 09:04:38 AM
Use your imagination.  I couldn't put a boobies option because it would only serve to draw votes away from the two real options at hand. 

;D

Thats a twisted perspective if Ive ever seen one! 

Whats more "Real" than Boobies?

;D

Title: Re: Theres something wrong with lethe
Post by: lethe on October 31, 2013, 09:21:39 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 09:04:38 AM

Oh I'm not judging and I'm off the bench.

You're in the court of pubic opinion now, sucka, and you're loosing. . .

;D
Where's that feeling? I may need to borrow it as this is supposed to hurt it or something isn't it?

Oh and to clarify I didn't buy the FZ600, it was part of a trade of junk.
And BP, maybe it might weigh your vote one way or the other in that my next bike purchase when I can do it will most likely be of the slow Russian variety.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Speeddog on October 31, 2013, 10:37:47 AM
There's something 'not right' about everyone here.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: KnightofNi on October 31, 2013, 10:39:24 AM
If I say he's nuts then that implicates a lot of people as whackadoos.


Plus, you have ridden with him and consider him a friend too.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 31, 2013, 11:33:40 AM
I thought it was in the bylaws that 'boobies' was a mandatory option in any poll.

As such, I will abstain from voting in this poll.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Buckethead on October 31, 2013, 12:02:19 PM
We won't even mention his aversion to cream cheese.  [roll]

But seriously, Kev. No "boobies" option?

Someone needs to reset his post count as he definitely doesn't really understand how things work around here.

Quote from: Speeddog on October 31, 2013, 10:37:47 AM
There's something 'not right' about everyone here.

This. Eleventy billion times.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 12:19:15 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on October 31, 2013, 10:39:24 AM
If I say he's nuts then that implicates a lot of people as whackadoos.


Plus, you have ridden with him and consider him a friend too.

And? 

He's nuts on a bike too.

Quote from: Buckethead on October 31, 2013, 12:02:19 PM

We won't even mention his aversion to cream cheese.  [roll]

But seriously, Kev. No "boobies" option?

Someone needs to reset his post count as he definitely doesn't really understand how things work around here.

This. Eleventy billion times.

For you, I added it.

Also, cream cheese?  What's wrong with that?  That shit's awesome.  It's like congealed happiness. 
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 12:19:58 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on October 31, 2013, 10:37:47 AM
There's something 'not right' about everyone here.

We're all unique, just like everyone else :D
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Grampa on October 31, 2013, 12:35:01 PM
russian bikes clearly show a sign of maturity in individuals.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Ddan on October 31, 2013, 12:36:56 PM
He definitely ain't right

















but there's nothing wrong with that   ;D
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: zooom on October 31, 2013, 12:43:06 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on October 31, 2013, 10:37:47 AM
There's something 'not right' about everyone here.

winner winner chicken dinner right there!!!
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 01:24:18 PM
Mikey is as right as I am. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: lethe on October 31, 2013, 01:29:38 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 01:24:18 PM
Mikey is as right as I am. [thumbsup]
damn
now that is damning testimony   :(

















[cheeky]
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: DarkMonster620 on October 31, 2013, 01:46:35 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 31, 2013, 12:35:01 PM
russian bikes clearly show a sign of maturity in individuals.
bikes might be, but russians aint
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Buckethead on October 31, 2013, 02:31:09 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 12:19:15 PM
Also, cream cheese?  What's wrong with that?  That shit's awesome.  It's like congealed happiness. 

Right?!?! But he doesn't like it!

Definitive proof: there's something wrong with lethe.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: lethe on October 31, 2013, 02:32:30 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on October 31, 2013, 02:31:09 PM
Right?!?! But he doesn't like it!

Definitive proof: there's something wrong with lethe.
I have my reasons
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 02:40:12 PM
Quote from: lethe on October 31, 2013, 02:32:30 PM
I have my reasons

[popcorn]
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: lethe on October 31, 2013, 02:43:53 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 02:40:12 PM
[popcorn]
You make a feeble attempt to besmirch my good name and follow up with demands to know the tale of a dark day in my life?

Who is not right in the head here good sir?
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 02:45:08 PM
Quote from: lethe on October 31, 2013, 01:29:38 PM
damn
now that is damning testimony   :(

















[cheeky]
I consider myself in good company.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: DarkMonster620 on October 31, 2013, 03:07:47 PM
Quote from: lethe on October 31, 2013, 02:43:53 PM
<snip>
Who is not right in the head here good sir?

Very good question . . .
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 03:26:40 PM
Quote from: lethe on October 31, 2013, 02:43:53 PM
You make a feeble attempt to besmirch my good name and follow up with demands to know the tale of a dark day in my life?

Who is not right in the head here good sir?

Woah there, back it up. You're the one that wanted this decided by the masses.

Also, days with cream cheese can't be dark. Its physics. You can't argue against physics. It's the law :D
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 03:28:31 PM
Physics and cream cheese have not a make the beast with two backsing thing to do with each other.

Mikey is fine.

Get used to it.  :-*
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 03:30:09 PM
What's to get used to?
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 03:31:24 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 03:30:09 PM
What's to get used to?
That Mikey is fine. ;D
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: lethe on October 31, 2013, 03:32:07 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 03:26:40 PM
Woah there, back it up. You're the one that wanted this decided by the masses.

Also, days with cream cheese can't be dark. Its physics. You can't argue against physics. It's the law :D
I just merely said I found you unfit, you took it upon yourself to create a slanted poll (the "good" choice infers that those who choose keep women in a well) and even went so far as to ignore the site standard of including a boobies option (grounds for a banning in 43 states).
And cream cheese can be involved in a bad incident, there is a special case in physics to allow for this in certain environments.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 03:35:15 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 03:31:24 PM
That Mikey is fine. ;D

I never said he wasn't fine. I give him a ride to Dimby because he's one of us.

He just likes Pokemon motos. He can't help it.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: lethe on October 31, 2013, 03:36:43 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 03:35:15 PM
I never said he wasn't fine. I give him a ride to Dimby because he's one of us.

He just likes Pokemon motos. He can't help it.
I didn't actively search the poor thing out.
The stories that thing could tell about whomever would harm it like that, if only it could speak.  :'(
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 03:44:38 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 03:35:15 PM
I never said he wasn't fine. I give him a ride to Dimby because he's one of us.

He just likes Pokemon motos. He can't help it.
You're incorrectly inferring...'he ain't right'

which translates into there is a problem.

There is no problem. Mikey is as right as rain on a hot dusty summer day.

Get used to it. :-*
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 03:49:38 PM
Quote from: lethe on October 31, 2013, 03:36:43 PM
I didn't actively search the poor thing out.
The stories that thing could tell about whomever would harm it like that, if only it could speak.  :'(

If motos could talk. That one would need therapy ;D

Quote from: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 03:44:38 PM
You're incorrectly inferring...'he ain't right'

which translates into there is a problem.

There is no problem. Mikey is as right as rain on a hot dusty summer day.

Get used to it. :-*

Your translation program is broken or set to the wrong language ;)
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 03:52:54 PM
Don't make me get out the perspective button...
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 04:17:37 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 03:52:54 PM
Don't make me get out the perspective button...

I've got plenty of it right now.

Trust me.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: the_Journeyman on October 31, 2013, 05:47:14 PM
I've met him.  He's every bit as normal as I am.  Keep in mind I'm a middle school teacher.

JM
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 31, 2013, 05:51:39 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on October 31, 2013, 05:47:14 PM
I've met him.  He's every bit as normal as I am.  Keep in mind I'm a middle school teacher.

JM

That's probably better than a teacher who acts like a middle schooler.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: ungeheuer on October 31, 2013, 06:04:27 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on October 31, 2013, 10:37:47 AM
There's something 'not right' about everyone here.
Aw shucks.... I think I'm blushing now...  Yup, I am  :-[   ;D

Quote from: the_Journeyman on October 31, 2013, 05:47:14 PM
I've met him.  He's every bit as normal as I am.  Keep in mind I'm a middle school teacher.

JM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 31, 2013, 01:24:18 PM
Mikey is as right as I am. [thumbsup]
A couple of low blows there fellas  [laugh].

But seriously, speaking as the resident Alien, lethe seems totally normal to me  ;D

Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Speeddog on October 31, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 31, 2013, 05:51:39 PM
That's probably better than a teacher who acts like a middle schooler.

Those aren't as mutually exclusive as you might think.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: herm on October 31, 2013, 07:57:38 PM
Mike is just as sane as all of the others.

;)
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Howie on October 31, 2013, 10:11:16 PM
The boy ain't right but he ain't dangerous.  Or is he?  Do we need another poll?
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: KnightofNi on October 31, 2013, 11:59:19 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 31, 2013, 12:19:15 PM
And? 

He's nuts on a bike too.


You were leading...need I say more?

Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: TiNi on November 01, 2013, 03:00:00 AM
he's definitely a weirdo  [thumbsup]
and a good friend too




i voted boobies for buckethead  ;D
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on November 01, 2013, 03:48:20 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on October 31, 2013, 11:59:19 PM
You were leading...need I say more?



Oh that. Forgot about that one.

Don't forget you were right there with us the whole way.

We did make good time didn't we
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Buckethead on November 01, 2013, 06:05:21 AM
Quote from: TiNi on November 01, 2013, 03:00:00 AM
i voted boobies for buckethead  ;D

Woohoo!  ;D
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: zooom on November 01, 2013, 07:20:01 AM
this seems as random as a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias randomly appearing out of the sky to crash into the earth
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on November 01, 2013, 07:31:37 AM
Sounds like physics :D
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 01, 2013, 10:09:04 AM
Poor Lethe, about to shuffle off this mortal coil.

Forever will I miss his project management abilities and how organized he makes me look.

What's he dying of? I didn't read the thread.
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: Monsterlover on November 01, 2013, 07:42:56 PM
Carbon monoxide from NYC traffic
Title: Re: There's something wrong with lethe
Post by: KnightofNi on November 01, 2013, 11:34:50 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 01, 2013, 03:48:20 AM
Oh that. Forgot about that one.

Don't forget you were right there with us the whole way.

We did make good time didn't we

I was in pain from a broken tailbone. Also, I had to ride at 80% or so to catch up a few times.


Either way, by implicating. Him, you condemn yourself to the same judgement