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Post by: Grampa on November 13, 2013, 07:17:45 PM
I found out that cute, cuddly, IZ_ wuzzy kittens were responsible for computer viruses....I'd stomp on their little necks.
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Post by: red baron on November 13, 2013, 07:24:56 PM
and……………………………..some little lady would see to your demise.
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Post by: Grampa on November 13, 2013, 08:03:36 PM
I'd smack her up too.

I've spent the day getting rid of a "Homeland Security" virus.

It'll cost me some cash tomorrow to fix it.   >:(
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Post by: Monsterlover on November 13, 2013, 08:15:56 PM
Consider Linux next time around.

We don't even run antivirus software at home or at the shop. Its nice.

But on the other side of things, sorry to hear of your homeland troubles ..
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Post by: KnightofNi on November 13, 2013, 08:22:26 PM
if I could find the people responsible for those I would like to stomp on their necks as well.


even if it was a baby kitten/bunny hybrid.
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Post by: abby normal on November 14, 2013, 07:20:47 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 13, 2013, 08:15:56 PM
Consider Linux next time around.

We don't even run antivirus software at home or at the shop. Its nice.

But on the other side of things, sorry to hear of your homeland troubles ..

i had a linux box (red hat) i used for research at UCSD in the 90's.  some a$$ wad managed
to find it online and really F-ed me up.  and he left a message in a obscure directory
saying that i should be more careful about security.  i would have dissolved his
mutilated body in acid had i been able to find him.
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Post by: DucHead on November 14, 2013, 02:52:04 PM
Rudyard Kipling
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Post by: ducpainter on November 14, 2013, 02:57:07 PM
Quote from: DucHead on November 14, 2013, 02:52:04 PM
Rudyard Kipling
http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_if.htm (http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_if.htm)
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Post by: Ddan on November 14, 2013, 03:15:41 PM
If...

canaries carried .45's the pussycats wouldn't make the beast with two backs with them
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Post by: lazylightnin717 on November 14, 2013, 03:55:26 PM
I've had my Macbook for 7 years trouble free...

Just sayin'  :D
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Post by: duccarlos on November 14, 2013, 04:01:59 PM
I also recently switched to Macs for all my home use. Still have a PC at work, but I don't really care what happens to this piece of crap.
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Post by: Skybarney on November 14, 2013, 04:32:04 PM
I actually got to bust a hackers lip once.  Felt pretty damn good.  The hours of my life wasted to little turd hackers is incredible.  Why will the virus cost you cash Bobs?  Never had one actually cost me money, just time.