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Title: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ducpainter on December 25, 2013, 02:29:23 PM
First the flat slides...and now?

So I get this Christmas card...

from Denver.

Something about a gift of chestnut decking, donning PIF leathers, and falalalala.

But...how could they know we picked chestnut? The plot thickens. It appears you guys went as far as to enlist my supplier in this conspiracy. I couldn't figure out why he was in such a hurry for me to pick a color when I won't be ready for the product until spring.

I'm a fairly good painter, and can fake carpentry. I'm a lousy estimator though. When we started this house project I had a number...I was only off by about 60%. [bang] [bang] [bang] Everything cost more and took longer than I planned, and while building was delayed prices rose even more. I've completely run out of money once and things are getting really tight again.

This house is all about Zip and is a labor of love. A little more love just got thrown into the mix.

You guys can't imagine how appreciative and even more humbled we are.

Thank you from T and myself.

Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 25, 2013, 02:50:12 PM
Dood, WE'RE family  . . .

I've learnt this in the years I've been a DMFer  . . .

I've learnt that being a DMFer is not only talkng about bikes and the weird weather we have in our "homes" or if one is crazy enough to travel 18+hrs to attend DIMBY and then have to make you wake up at 0300h and drive me to the airport . . .

Maybe one day you will come to know how this came to be, MERRY CHRISTMAS Nate, T & Z  [beer]

Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: Grampa on December 25, 2013, 03:03:51 PM
You just got DMF'ed



(http://www.antizensur.de/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/nelson-haha.jpg)





Big Hugs from the westcoast :-*
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: Howie on December 25, 2013, 03:26:14 PM
Quote
But...how could they know we picked chestnut?

Never heard of psychics?
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: Buckethead on December 25, 2013, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 25, 2013, 03:03:51 PM
You just got DMF'ed



(http://www.antizensur.de/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/nelson-haha.jpg)

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

This.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: stopintime on December 25, 2013, 03:56:38 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 25, 2013, 03:03:51 PM
You just got DMF'ed

[laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup]



"Norwegian Wood"  [beer]
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 25, 2013, 04:21:51 PM
QuoteBut...how could they know we picked chestnut?

A Festivus miracle?

I hope to enjoy a glass of "water" on that deck with you sooner than later.

[beer]
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: Monsterlover on December 25, 2013, 04:38:25 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on December 25, 2013, 03:50:46 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

This.

Yes, this :D
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: MendoDave on December 25, 2013, 05:10:35 PM
Well i didn't know this was going to be a Christmas present cause i don't do Christmas but your welcome anyway.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: red baron on December 25, 2013, 05:58:46 PM
Awesome job by "the Conductor"


[thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: LMT on December 25, 2013, 07:04:30 PM
Quote from: red baron on December 25, 2013, 05:58:46 PM
Awesome job by "the Conductor"


[thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

Yes  [clap]  [clap]
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: herm on December 25, 2013, 08:16:13 PM
 :)
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 26, 2013, 04:19:20 AM
Awesome!  The place is going to be great!

JM
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: zooom on December 26, 2013, 04:48:09 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 25, 2013, 04:21:51 PM
I hope to enjoy a glass of "water" on that deck with you sooner than later.

[beer]


+1
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: DesmoDiva on December 26, 2013, 07:12:14 AM
 [thumbsup] ;D
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: Stella on December 26, 2013, 07:54:36 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 26, 2013, 04:19:20 AM
Awesome!  The place is going to be great!

JM

^  This!

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 25, 2013, 04:21:51 PM
I hope to enjoy a glass of "water" on that deck with you sooner than later.

Make mine a vodka in honor of the DIMBY hosts.    ;)
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: DRKWNG on December 26, 2013, 12:51:07 PM
I was waiting for this thread to pop up.   ;D

Maybe one day I'll actually make it up there to see how it turns out. 
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ungeheuer on December 26, 2013, 02:37:41 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on December 26, 2013, 12:51:07 PM
I was waiting for this thread to pop up.   ;D

Maybe one day I'll actually make it up there to see how it turns out. 
^^ me too  ;D
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: TiNi on December 27, 2013, 03:48:04 AM
 ;D :-*

can't wait to enjoy a cocktail on it with you and t
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: herm on December 27, 2013, 05:03:31 AM
Fair warning,...

If I don't see a picture come spring time, i'll be over to see for myself.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: TiNi on December 27, 2013, 04:15:14 PM
Quote from: herm on December 27, 2013, 05:03:31 AM
Fair warning,...

If I don't see a picture come spring time, i'll be over to see for myself.

sounds like a great idea  [shot]
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: koko64 on December 27, 2013, 06:09:25 PM
Should look great when finished, thats nice timber.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: zooom on December 28, 2013, 04:58:33 AM
Quote from: herm on December 27, 2013, 05:03:31 AM
Fair warning,...

If I don't see a picture come spring time, i'll be over to see for myself.

I think many will for something called DIMBY or something like that!
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 05:00:51 AM
Quote from: koko64 on December 27, 2013, 06:09:25 PM
Should look great when finished, thats nice timber.
Chestnut is just the color.

It's composite decking. All the real wood (Merbau) is going inside.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: herm on December 28, 2013, 05:55:40 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 05:00:51 AM
Chestnut is just the color.

It's composite decking. All the real wood (Merbau) is going inside.

Sweet! Composite should survive anything except the next ice age.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: zooom on December 28, 2013, 06:02:20 AM
Quote from: herm on December 28, 2013, 05:55:40 AM
Sweet! Composite should survive anything except the next ice age.

or a drunken bunch of destructive pyromaniacs....but there should be other things to keep them occupied!
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: DRKWNG on December 28, 2013, 06:09:42 AM
Quote from: zooom on December 28, 2013, 06:02:20 AM
or a drunken bunch of destructive pyromaniacs....but there should be other things to keep them occupied!

Like the old house.   ;D
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 06:17:52 AM
Quote from: DRKWNG on December 28, 2013, 06:09:42 AM
Like the old house.   ;D
The materials in the old house will be reclaimed.

There are people that pay good money for old tired building materials.

That, and it's illegal to burn a building... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] unless you're a FD...and I wouldn't trust my FD with a camp fire. ;)
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: TiNi on December 28, 2013, 06:33:43 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 06:17:52 AM
The materials in the old house will be reclaimed.

There are people that pay good money for old tired building materials.


[thumbsup] [thumbsup]

Quote from: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 06:17:52 AM
That, and it's illegal to burn a building... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

who knew?  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: stopintime on December 28, 2013, 06:42:19 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 06:17:52 AM

That, and it's illegal to burn a building...

Not if it's 'disassembled' first?
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: TiNi on December 28, 2013, 06:44:42 AM
Quote from: stopintime on December 28, 2013, 06:42:19 AM
Not if it's 'disassembled' first?

you actually think the pyromaniac dmfers would do that?  [laugh]
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 06:47:37 AM
Quote from: stopintime on December 28, 2013, 06:42:19 AM
Not if it's 'disassembled' first?

Quote from: TiNi on December 28, 2013, 06:44:42 AM
you actually think the pyromaniac dmfers would do that?  [laugh]
Then it's classified as 'building materials'...

also a no-no.

As much as I like a good fire...

I can use the money.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: TiNi on December 28, 2013, 06:50:44 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 06:47:37 AM
Then it's classified as 'building materials'...

also a no-no.

As much as I like a good fire...

I can use the money.

i think it's fantastic that the old house's materials will be reclaimed... there is a lot of nice wood trim in there  [thumbsup] and some extra moolah is nice too
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: stopintime on December 28, 2013, 06:52:07 AM
Quote from: TiNi on December 28, 2013, 06:44:42 AM
you actually think the pyromaniac dmfers would do that?  [laugh]

I'm sure they would put in the extra work  [thumbsup] That's true DMF spirit - pulling together.

We'll just have to raise funds to match what the old material is worth.


DP: we just need to classify the materials from 'building' to 'fire'
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 06:56:07 AM
Quote from: stopintime on December 28, 2013, 06:52:07 AM
I'm sure they would put in the extra work  [thumbsup] That's true DMF spirit - pulling together.

We'll just have to raise funds to match what the old material is worth.


DP: we just need to classify the materials from 'building' to 'fire'
Rough sawn sheathing boards bring as much as $6/lineal foot.

The old pine flooring could be worth twice that.

Not sure how many feet of everything can be salvaged, but it will be quite a pile.

It just seems wrong to put it in a dumpster or into smoke.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: stopintime on December 28, 2013, 07:07:24 AM
All I hear is excuses  [roll]

Make an estimate and start a donation  [beer]
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: koko64 on December 28, 2013, 07:22:05 AM
There's a substantial market in reclaimed timber alright.
There are companies that will inspect the building, buy the material up front and send a crew to remove it.
The used market endows some new homes with beautiful timber features that you otherwise don't see much nowdays.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 07:23:25 AM
Quote from: koko64 on December 28, 2013, 07:22:05 AM
There's a substantial market in reclaimed timber alright.
There are companies that will inspect the building, buy the material up front and send a crew to remove it.
The used market endows some new homes with beautiful timber features that you otherwise don't see much nowdays.
I plan on exploring that option too.

This place is not post and beam so that somewhat reduces the 'draw'.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: Grampa on December 28, 2013, 07:45:15 AM
fwiw...i would like to buy a small old house memento.


as an "been there, drank there, friends lived there" kinda dohicky.


like a door knob or such.


;D
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 28, 2013, 10:19:36 AM
Reclaiming the good stuff from the old house is a great idea, and might be worth a nice pile of cash.  People pay quite a bit of money for the right stuff.  We have a lot of old, unused barns in the area and you'd be surprised what people pay for the old gray barn wood.

JM
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: LMT on December 28, 2013, 10:31:33 AM
You could auction off the screen door!
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 28, 2013, 11:40:37 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 28, 2013, 07:45:15 AM
fwiw...i would like to buy a small old house memento.


as an "been there, drank there, friends lived there" kinda dohicky.


like a door knob or such.


;D
Quote from: bobspapa on December 28, 2013, 07:45:15 AM
fwiw...i would like to buy a small old house memento.


as an "been there, drank there, friends lived there" kinda dohicky.


like a door knob or such.


;D

I like this idea . . .  Specially of the room I stayed in . . .
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: herm on December 28, 2013, 12:48:07 PM
Yeah,....Dibs on the screened in gazebo!
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 12:55:50 PM
Quote from: herm on December 28, 2013, 12:48:07 PM
Yeah,....Dibs on the screened in gazebo!
That isn't going anywhere.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: herm on December 29, 2013, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 28, 2013, 12:55:50 PM
That isn't going anywhere.

Yeah, I guess I knew that. Probably a pain to take home anyway..
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ducpainter on December 29, 2013, 07:14:25 AM
Quote from: herm on December 29, 2013, 06:48:00 AM
Yeah, I guess I knew that. Probably a pain to take home anyway..
It would be tough to strap on the passenger seat.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: DesmoDiva on December 29, 2013, 08:02:45 AM
Or shoved in the deep recesses of a glove box.   ;)
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: Ddan on December 29, 2013, 08:05:40 AM
Quote from: herm on December 29, 2013, 06:48:00 AM
Yeah, I guess I knew that. Probably a pain to take home anyway..
It would fit with your bike in the back of the truck
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: herm on December 29, 2013, 04:52:31 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 29, 2013, 07:14:25 AM
It would be tough to strap on the passenger seat.

Yeah, and then where would I put my sleeping bag ???

Quote from: DesmoDiva on December 29, 2013, 08:02:45 AM
Or shoved in the deep recesses of a glove box.   ;)

No room there between cabin air filters and Care Bear ;)

Quote from: Ddan on December 29, 2013, 08:05:40 AM
It would fit with your bike in the back of the truck


Whose truck we talking about Dan :o
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ZLTFUL on December 30, 2013, 10:24:57 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 28, 2013, 07:45:15 AM
like a door knob or such.


;D

Nate's already spoken for.  [laugh] I crack me up.

Seriously though, Nate...did you honestly expect anything less than some ridiculous house warming gift from this bunch? Just be glad I told them no way on the strippers and pole. I figured T might not be as happy about that as she would something you all could enjoy.  [cheeky]

Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: stopintime on December 30, 2013, 10:32:04 AM
Quote from: ZILBERT on December 30, 2013, 10:24:57 AM
Nate's already spoken for.  [laugh] I crack me up.

Seriously though, Nate...did you honestly expect anything less than some ridiculous house warming gift from this bunch? Just be glad I told them no way on the strippers and pole. I figured T might not be as happy about that as she would something you all could enjoy.  [cheeky]



Hey - in this case 'boobies' was actually a real option?   [bang]
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: DanTheMan on December 30, 2013, 10:46:43 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 28, 2013, 07:45:15 AM
fwiw...i would like to buy a small old house memento.


as an "been there, drank there, friends lived there" kinda dohicky.


like a door knob or such.


;D

Pssst! ask for the old freezer

:-*
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: TiNi on December 31, 2013, 06:02:27 AM
Quote from: DanTheMan on December 30, 2013, 10:46:43 PM
Pssst! ask for the old freezer

:-*

noooooooooo not the feeeeeezer
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: herm on December 31, 2013, 02:36:33 PM
Joel,

If you want the freezer, and Nate will let it go,.....I will bring it to you. [thumbsup]


assuming i can get past the CA bug stations with it :P
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: Grampa on December 31, 2013, 02:58:32 PM
naaaaa...something architectural
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: The Architect on January 01, 2014, 04:10:44 AM
Good choice BP.   [thumbsup]

I don't think you could transport the freezer across state lines without some sort of nuclear meter going off and alerting everyone.   Has the freezer been welded shut yet?  It's not a bad idea.



Seriously now, Nate,  T and Z, I hope you enjoy that deck for many years to come!   And let me know when you're ready to install it,  an extra set of hands makes decking easier.

Have you decided on how to fasten the boards down?
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: ducpainter on January 01, 2014, 04:36:52 AM
Face 'nailed'...[screwed down with color matched stainless decking screws.]
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: The Architect on January 01, 2014, 09:52:04 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 01, 2014, 04:36:52 AM
Face 'nailed'...[screwed down with color matched stainless decking screws.]

Perfect,  nice and easy,  no gimmicks,  quick and a secure bond.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: zooom on January 02, 2014, 09:51:17 AM
Quote from: ZILBERT on December 30, 2013, 10:24:57 AM
Nate's already spoken for.  [laugh] I crack me up.

Seriously though, Nate...did you honestly expect anything less than some ridiculous house warming gift from this bunch? Just be glad I told them no way on the strippers and pole. I figured T might not be as happy about that as she would something you all could enjoy.  [cheeky]



I had thought to suggest a vodka still set-up, but I wasn't sure that T and Z would get much enjoyment in the short term from it.
Title: Re: You guys really need to stop...
Post by: Dirty Duc on January 07, 2014, 09:14:50 PM
I think I need to inspect this deck, as long as the inspection period does not coincide with Speedweek.