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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: IZ on January 01, 2014, 10:56:07 AM

Title: Must have
Post by: IZ on January 01, 2014, 10:56:07 AM
Amazon review of $6 knife

Because of this knife, I will never die.

This knife arrived on my doorstep yesterday. I immediately knew it was something special as I could feel the box pulsating with pure power and adrenaline. I did not even have to open the box. Sensing my presence, the knife cut itself out of the box. Taking the knife into my hand, I could feel it leading me. I followed it deep into the wilderness where I slaughtered my first boar. I dragged the boar back to my house and prepared a feast for the entire neighborhood. The Men willingly gave their wives over to me for the night. With this knife, I truly feel like an immortal. Buy this knife, slaughter a boar, and sleep with the entire neighborhood.


[laugh]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/31/amazon-hunting-knife-review_n_4524607.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/31/amazon-hunting-knife-review_n_4524607.html)
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2014, 11:12:00 AM
like you would stay in one place long enough for amazon to ship it to you.
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: red baron on January 01, 2014, 11:15:24 AM
Maybe he's beta testing the drone program.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: IZ on January 01, 2014, 11:18:28 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2014, 11:12:00 AM
like you would stay in one place long enough for amazon to ship it to you.

Amazon Prime never fails.


I was expecting you to say that there are no boars to kill in middle Earth.
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2014, 11:54:19 AM
boars or orcs...same thing.


Title: Re: Must have
Post by: fastwin on January 01, 2014, 12:13:45 PM
Dammit! >:( My New Year's resolution for 2014 was to not kill wild boars and not sleep with all the women in the neighborhood. Fudge! Really would like that knife and it's magic powers but can't toss my resolution under the bus on the first day.

Damn you IZ for posting this. :(
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2014, 12:19:34 PM
http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/product-reviews/B004F9QBE6 (http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/product-reviews/B004F9QBE6)



these are funny too
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: IZ on January 01, 2014, 12:21:28 PM
This Excalibur-esque tanto could only have been forged by Hatori Honzo or Zeus himself.  
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2014, 12:22:32 PM
I thought you called it "stinger"?
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: IZ on January 01, 2014, 12:24:39 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2014, 12:19:34 PM
http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/product-reviews/B004F9QBE6 (http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/product-reviews/B004F9QBE6)



these are funny too

I thought you were in Bakersfield BP?   The review says Milwaukee, WI.  ???
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: IZ on January 01, 2014, 12:25:44 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2014, 12:22:32 PM
I thought you called it "stinger"?

STING you fool!!
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: teddy037.3 on January 01, 2014, 12:39:34 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2014, 11:54:19 AM
boars or orcs...same thing.




don't they ride boars? he could hunt them both at the same time
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: swampduc on January 01, 2014, 03:06:46 PM
Quote from: teddy037.3 on January 01, 2014, 12:39:34 PM
don't they ride boars? he could hunt them both at the same time

They ride giant wolves called Wargs  [roll]
The caliber of nerd around here is really dropping  ;)
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: kopfjäger on January 01, 2014, 03:12:24 PM
Quote from: swampduc on January 01, 2014, 03:06:46 PM
The caliber of nerd around here is really dropping  ;)

I think it started when the 'New Monster' was released.  :P
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: Monsterlover on January 01, 2014, 04:18:26 PM
Quote from: IZ on January 01, 2014, 10:56:07 AM
Amazon review of $6 knife

Because of this knife, I will never die.

This knife arrived on my doorstep yesterday. I immediately knew it was something special as I could feel the box pulsating with pure power and adrenaline. I did not even have to open the box. Sensing my presence, the knife cut itself out of the box. Taking the knife into my hand, I could feel it leading me. I followed it deep into the wilderness where I slaughtered my first boar. I dragged the boar back to my house and prepared a feast for the entire neighborhood. The Men willingly gave their wives over to me for the night. With this knife, I truly feel like an immortal. Buy this knife, slaughter a boar, and sleep with the entire neighborhood.


[laugh]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/31/amazon-hunting-knife-review_n_4524607.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/31/amazon-hunting-knife-review_n_4524607.html)

[laugh]
Title: Re: Must have
Post by: teddy037.3 on January 01, 2014, 09:48:45 PM
Quote from: swampduc on January 01, 2014, 03:06:46 PM
They ride giant wolves called Wargs  [roll]
The caliber of nerd around here is really dropping  ;)

sorry, might be getting my universes mixed up...  warhammer