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Title: Mother is a father.
Post by: krolik on January 10, 2014, 09:40:30 PM
QuoteJacob and I would like to announce the birth of our son, Jameson Louis Rackley, born January 8th at 6:01pm via emergency c-section. He was born with a very healthy set of lungs, weighing 8lbs 7oz, and 21 1/4 inches long.


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Post by: Buckethead on January 10, 2014, 09:42:11 PM
Congrats on the cutest excuse for sleep deprivation you'll ever know!  [beer]
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Post by: herm on January 10, 2014, 11:19:40 PM
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what a way to start a year!
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Post by: IZ on January 11, 2014, 01:15:02 AM
 [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]

Congrats!!   :D
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Post by: Ddan on January 11, 2014, 02:43:38 AM
Congratulations   [thumbsup]

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Post by: Nitewaif on January 11, 2014, 03:01:58 AM
Congratulations!   [clap]
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Post by: Grampa on January 11, 2014, 04:15:41 AM
holy crap she actually had sex with him :o



congrats [thumbsup]
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Post by: Speedbag on January 11, 2014, 04:45:16 AM
 [beer]
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Post by: lethe on January 11, 2014, 04:49:13 AM
Congrats.
Did the child have a look of confusion or fear upon seeing his father for the first time?
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Post by: zooom on January 11, 2014, 05:54:03 AM
yay jbubble !!!.....okay, and for Mother too!!!
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Post by: Monsterlover on January 11, 2014, 05:59:47 AM
:D
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Post by: TiNi on January 11, 2014, 07:01:34 AM
 :) Congratulations Jess & Jacob!
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Post by: MendoDave on January 11, 2014, 09:08:11 AM
Congrats.
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Post by: Stella on January 11, 2014, 09:20:50 AM
Awwww!  A little mother!!   

Huge congrats to the three of you!  You'll have to let us know how the two canine kids react to their new pack mate.   ;)
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Post by: Howie on January 11, 2014, 10:55:44 AM
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Post by: Triple J on January 11, 2014, 02:00:40 PM
 [thumbsup] [beer]
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Post by: DarkMonster620 on January 11, 2014, 02:28:55 PM
Congrats !!!
[beer] [beer] [beer]
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Post by: T on January 11, 2014, 02:45:42 PM
Congratulations to Jameson and to Jameson's Mother and to Jameson's Father Mother.  [beer]
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Post by: krolik on January 11, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I predict the next kid will be named Bushmill. ;)
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Post by: Buckethead on January 11, 2014, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: krolik on January 11, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I predict the next kid will be named Bushmill. ;)

Blech.  :P

Powers.  [thumbsup]
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Post by: Oldfisti on January 12, 2014, 03:20:02 PM
Quote from: T on January 11, 2014, 02:45:42 PM
Congratulations to Jameson and to Jameson's Mother and to Jameson's Father Mother.  [beer]


[laugh]   Big +1 to that!
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Post by: scott_araujo on January 13, 2014, 10:22:33 AM
Wow!  Big healthy baby!  Congratulations :)

Scott
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Post by: KnightofNi on January 13, 2014, 10:38:17 AM
No, the next will be Guinness.


Congrats you 2!
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Post by: Mother on January 13, 2014, 09:31:31 PM
 [clap]

congratulations... wait
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Post by: mitt on January 15, 2014, 06:41:22 PM
 [drink]

Congrats! 

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Post by: ducatiz on January 15, 2014, 06:58:03 PM
mazel tov!

Say goodbye to sleep!  :-D
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Post by: somegirl on January 15, 2014, 11:08:21 PM
Congrats! [beer]  I hope Jess' recovery is going well. :)
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Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 17, 2014, 10:00:38 AM
Congrats you two!
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Post by: IZ on January 18, 2014, 09:44:31 PM
Quote from: Mother on June 04, 2011, 02:46:50 AM
I don't have the slightest clue what you are going through

But

I know sleep deprivation and I know stress

Listen to Rat and listen hard

Eat, sleep, shit, shower, and shave

The closest thing you can achieve that resembles normalcy will enlighten your POV and you can continue being the pillar your family needs




Do you now Mother??   ;)

How is everyone doing?
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Post by: Mother on January 21, 2014, 06:52:34 PM
Nah, it's really all the same as far as that part goes  [cheeky]

The new and interesting change in my behavior is INSTANT hostility and imminent violence if someone shady even looks in the kids direction

My friends with kids tell me this is normal

Other than that the General is growing like a weed and mama is healing up swiftly

How is your monkey?
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Post by: IZ on January 21, 2014, 07:14:55 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 21, 2014, 06:52:34 PM
Nah, it's really all the same as far as that part goes  [cheeky]

The new and interesting change in my behavior is INSTANT hostility and imminent violence if someone shady even looks in the kids direction

My friends with kids tell me this is normal

Other than that the General is growing like a weed and mama is healing up swiftly

How is your monkey?

General pics?


He's..31 months now.   ;) 
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Post by: Skybarney on January 22, 2014, 10:37:18 AM
Everyone knows the moment someone has a kid the center of the universe shifts significantly.   ;D  [cheeky]

BTW all babies are ugly and all children are best boiled, before roasting.   ;D
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Post by: Speedbag on January 22, 2014, 10:58:47 AM
Yeah, can't let them get too old or they get tough.  [laugh]
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Post by: krolik on January 22, 2014, 06:28:06 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 21, 2014, 06:52:34 PM
Nah, it's really all the same as far as that part goes  [cheeky]

The new and interesting change in my behavior is INSTANT hostility and imminent violence if someone shady even looks in the kids direction

I'm lookin' at you. :-*
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Post by: Mother on February 12, 2014, 02:10:57 AM
Quote from: IZ on January 21, 2014, 07:14:55 PM
General pics?


He's..31 months now.   ;) 

(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1488025_692404804136917_1802865984_n.jpg)
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Post by: Mother on February 12, 2014, 02:12:55 AM
Quote from: Skybarney on January 22, 2014, 10:37:18 AM
Everyone knows the moment someone has a kid the center of the universe shifts significantly.   ;D  [cheeky]

BTW all babies are ugly and all children are best boiled, before roasting.   ;D

why would you boil such tender meat...sadist
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Post by: duccarlos on February 12, 2014, 08:58:46 AM
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Post by: Speedbag on February 12, 2014, 03:07:40 PM
 [thumbsup]

It would appear that we're beard brothers. Only mine is longer and more kickass (not to mention grayer).
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Post by: IZ on February 12, 2014, 08:38:53 PM
Quote from: Mother on February 12, 2014, 02:10:57 AM
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1488025_692404804136917_1802865984_n.jpg)

Enjoy every second of that.   :)
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Post by: cokey on February 21, 2014, 08:52:37 AM
yup  enjoy..  its great..



untill they start talking back and saying no while throwing their food on the floor and stomping on it barefooted..  ah my oldest is so darling  :x
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Post by: gojira on February 22, 2014, 11:16:36 PM

Congrats!  [beer]