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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Slide Panda on March 13, 2014, 09:32:18 AM

Title: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Slide Panda on March 13, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
How things are made parody - though reminds me of the Retro/Turboencabulator for some reason too

*A couple F'bombs pop up in the narration - so may be NSFW
How It's Unmade - Oreo Cookies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyGoGPXTj4#)
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: duccarlos on March 13, 2014, 10:29:23 AM
Extracted by magicians.
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Slide Panda on March 13, 2014, 10:35:28 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 13, 2014, 10:29:23 AM
Extracted by magicians.

one must have magicians to properly extract the cocaine... gah... everyone *knows* that
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Skybarney on March 13, 2014, 11:10:57 AM
I used to love Oreos.  Then I discovered that the filling has almost the exact same list of ingredients as Crisco.  Now I just can't eat them any longer.  Here is a recipie to make your own Oreo filling.  Word has it that not even kids can tell the difference.

- 1 envelope Knox unflavored gelatin
- 1/4 cup cold water
- 1 cup Crisco
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1 pound plus 1 cup powdered sugar
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Speedbag on March 13, 2014, 12:37:27 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on March 13, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
How things are made parody - though reminds me of the Retro/Turboencabulator for some reason too

*A couple F'bombs pop up in the narration - so may be NSFW
How It's Unmade - Oreo Cookies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyGoGPXTj4#)


[clap]  [clap]  [laugh]  [laugh]
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: kopfjäger on March 13, 2014, 05:07:29 PM
Wrong....I see these.

(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa91/chiflado/3dc977e02e68ad5fac5f164c816771a0.jpg)


Not these.  :D

(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa91/chiflado/faf0cd2ad1e451780de04376df43faf8.jpg)
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Slide Panda on March 13, 2014, 05:33:39 PM
Look more closely - both actually appear
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Monsterlover on March 13, 2014, 05:53:09 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on March 13, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
How things are made parody - though reminds me of the Retro/Turboencabulator for some reason too

*A couple F'bombs pop up in the narration - so may be NSFW
How It's Unmade - Oreo Cookies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyGoGPXTj4#)

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Speedbag on March 14, 2014, 05:24:31 AM
make the beast with two backs yeah, slam that shit.
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Monsterlover on March 14, 2014, 05:36:40 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 14, 2014, 05:24:31 AM
make the beast with two backs yeah, slam that shit.

Best line of the video

I had to watch it a second time [laugh]
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Speedbag on March 14, 2014, 08:18:11 AM
Being a mechanical engineer designing automated equipment, I got a lot of LOLs out of this one.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Scoober1103 on March 15, 2014, 04:05:40 AM
'Workers use vacuum bags to suck out cocaine, gunpowder....'  [laugh] [laugh]

I'm sure I've heard that music before too....... :D
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: cokey on March 16, 2014, 12:05:25 PM
Quote from: Skybarney on March 13, 2014, 11:10:57 AM
I used to love Oreos.  Then I discovered that the filling has almost the exact same list of ingredients as Crisco.  Now I just can't eat them any longer.  Here is a recipie to make your own Oreo filling.  Word has it that not even kids can tell the difference.

- 1 envelope Knox unflavored gelatin
- 1/4 cup cold water
- 1 cup Crisco
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1 pound plus 1 cup powdered sugar

but this list still has crisco?
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Slide Panda on March 16, 2014, 01:31:35 PM
Quote from: cokey on March 16, 2014, 12:05:25 PM
but this list still has crisco?

I found the ironic as well
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Skybarney on March 16, 2014, 09:51:58 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on March 16, 2014, 01:31:35 PM
I found the ironic as well

I was posting the recipe for the Oreo lovers.  I won't eat those things if you pay me.....
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: cokey on March 16, 2014, 09:53:51 PM
oreos are so addicting..  back when I didn't know any better, I would eat the whole bag..
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: Monsterlover on March 17, 2014, 06:37:16 AM
When you didn't know any better?

What's wrong with eating a whole bag once in a while?
Title: Re: Harvesting Oreos
Post by: cokey on March 17, 2014, 09:29:03 PM
lol, yea once in a blue maybe, but I'd rather buy the trader Joes O's variant knowing all the chemically induced goodness that oreos are..