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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: justin123560 on April 03, 2014, 08:12:18 PM

Title: Bees
Post by: justin123560 on April 03, 2014, 08:12:18 PM
Rode to school today minding my own business. Waiting at a red light I suddenly felt a very sharp pain on my neck. I screamed a little...maybe a lot. Reached back there and pulled two bees. Apparently I was stung twice. Well I found out that I'm not allergic lol but my neck was numb/sore for the rest of the day. Why does nature hate me  :'(
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Grampa on April 03, 2014, 09:06:12 PM
make the beast with two backs bees
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: hbliam on April 03, 2014, 09:49:51 PM
Spent $295 last Friday for the bee guy to come remove 7,000 ish bees that decided my jacuzzi housing was a good spot to set up shop.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: MendoDave on April 03, 2014, 10:01:05 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 03, 2014, 09:06:12 PM
make the beast with two backs bees

>:(






>:(

Bees make my fruit and stuff grow, which makes food for animals that are tasty.

I like to eat.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: justin123560 on April 03, 2014, 10:40:11 PM
I've just had bad luck with insects coming into my helmet. I can't wait for a wasp. Lol
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: the_Journeyman on April 04, 2014, 06:00:35 AM
My cruiser riding buddy rides in shorts during the summer.  He got one way up the leg of his shorts one day.  He did quite the dance on the side of the road.

Another buddy that rides with a half helmet a lot took a bumble bee to the forehead at around 60MPH. 

JM
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Rameses on April 04, 2014, 06:54:51 AM



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUR14_ry1Zo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUR14_ry1Zo)



Title: Re: Bees
Post by: 1.21GW on April 04, 2014, 06:59:18 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 04, 2014, 06:00:35 AM
Another buddy that rides with a half helmet a lot took a bumble bee to the forehead at around 60MPH. 

What kind of mark did it leave?  I've hit a bumblebee @ 40 mph with a full face helmet and it was LOUD.  Can't imagine what it would be like 50% faster without the protection.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: the_Journeyman on April 04, 2014, 07:00:34 AM
He had to pull over, it left him woozy and with a golf-ball sized knot and red spot.

JM
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: abby normal on April 04, 2014, 07:29:31 AM
i rode once with old jeans which had a hole in the right knee.  somehow a
wasp flew right up the hole and hit me 5 or 6 times before i was able
to pull off the road and smash it by pummeling myself in the thigh.  so in
addition to the stings, i had a big bruise.

pollinating bees are awesome.  not so sure about wasps.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: MendoDave on April 04, 2014, 08:23:20 AM
Quote from: abby normal on April 04, 2014, 07:29:31 AM
i rode once with old jeans which had a hole in the right knee.  somehow a
wasp flew right up the hole and hit me 5 or 6 times before i was able
to pull off the road and smash it by pummeling myself in the thigh.  so in
addition to the stings, i had a big bruise.

pollinating bees are awesome.  not so sure about wasps.

Agreed. Ive been stung by bees, wasps yellow jackets more times than I know.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Skybarney on April 04, 2014, 03:10:39 PM
Took a wasp right into my jacket last season.  Little bastard got me six times before I managed to smash it.  Somehow I was still able to see some of the folks around me staring as I rode down the street beating my chest....  I think they thought it was just because I was being an Alpha Male on a Ducati.......

Nothing worse than the digger wasp that got up my pants a few years ago though.  I could'a been the poster child for a specific AC/DC album.....

Oh and the gas cap in the chest from rail of the pickup in the oncoming fast lane on the freeway was a real joy.....  Glad for leathers and armor plate as it hit me right in the sternum at a combined speed of at least 130mph.....
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: cokey on April 04, 2014, 04:41:50 PM
without bees we'd be dead.  no food to grow.   I want to get a couple hives.  does suck the big one to get stung whole riding
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: the_Journeyman on April 05, 2014, 10:51:08 AM
Quote from: Skybarney on April 04, 2014, 03:10:39 PM
Took a wasp right into my jacket last season.  Little bastard got me six times before I managed to smash it.  Somehow I was still able to see some of the folks around me staring as I rode down the street beating my chest....  I think they thought it was just because I was being an Alpha Male on a Ducati.......

I had this happen.  Stung me 7 times as it dropped from they neck through my jacket.  Three of the stings were in my belly button.  I too was doing the alpha male chest beating thing trying to find & destroy the little twerp.

JM
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Grampa on April 10, 2014, 08:48:22 PM
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Title: Re: Bees
Post by: triangleforge on April 12, 2014, 05:32:48 PM
Yellowjackets piss me off, but I really like honeybees.

Except for the one I inhaled while bike commuting one day. She stung me inside my trachea, an inch or two past my adams apple. I'm not allergic, so I figured I'd just tough it out, but after about half an hour at work I sounded like John Lee Hooker (which was actually kind of cool) and figured it was time to head for the emergency room before the swelling got much worse.  After a brief misunderstanding at the front desk - the intake nurse understood I'd gotten stung in my throat, but didn't quite get that the sting was IN my throat - they bustled me into the ER and hooked me up to a benadryl IV.

Then there was the time I ran a lawnmower over a yellowjacket nest. But make the beast with two backs yellowjackets.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: red baron on April 12, 2014, 08:52:16 PM
Yup, hit one at about 75 right on my adam's apple last november.

Title: Re: Bees
Post by: DRKWNG on April 16, 2014, 07:52:07 PM
I really thought this was going to be a thread about IZ.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Grampa on April 17, 2014, 12:10:39 PM
that would be the IZ_ nails and bees thread
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: rgramjet on April 17, 2014, 07:32:49 PM
I once had a yellow jacket fly into my mouth as I rode down the street. Luckily I was able to chew it before it stung me. 

Knew it was a yellow jacket because there were pieces of the little bastard on the inside of my helmet  from when I spit it out.

Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Speeddog on April 17, 2014, 10:58:49 PM
At least we don't have these mofos here:

(http://top10hm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Giant-Japanese-Hornet.jpg)
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: koko64 on April 17, 2014, 11:36:46 PM
What kind of wasp is that? :o
We have European wasps here that are an environmental menace since arriving and have killed people.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: koko64 on April 17, 2014, 11:40:36 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on April 17, 2014, 07:32:49 PM
I once had a yellow jacket fly into my mouth as I rode down the street. Luckily I was able to chew it before it stung me. 

Knew it was a yellow jacket because there were pieces of the little bastard on the inside of my helmet  from when I spit it out.



I shudder to think if it had stung your tongue.
Had one sting me under the eye (bloody open face helmet) and I swelled up like the Elephant man. One eye and half my mouth shut.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Speeddog on April 18, 2014, 08:09:10 PM
Quote from: koko64 on April 17, 2014, 11:36:46 PM
What kind of wasp is that? :o
We have European wasps here that are an environmental menace since arriving and have killed people.

It's a giant Japanese hornet.
This says it's the most lethal animal in Japan:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_hornet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_hornet)
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: koko64 on April 18, 2014, 08:14:40 PM
The Hayabusa of hornets. :o
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Speeddog on April 18, 2014, 09:21:48 PM
Indeed.

I'd be looking for an escape route and a big stick if I saw one of those!
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: the_Journeyman on April 23, 2014, 04:54:33 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on April 17, 2014, 10:58:49 PM
At least we don't have these mofos here:

(http://top10hm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Giant-Japanese-Hornet.jpg)

We get something really similar here in the mountains.  They're called "News Bees" locally and they are huge.  I certainly wouldn't want to tangle with one at speed. 

JM
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: triangleforge on May 12, 2014, 06:17:00 PM
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Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Speeddog on May 12, 2014, 10:42:08 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on April 17, 2014, 07:32:49 PM
I once had a yellow jacket fly into my mouth as I rode down the street. Luckily I was able to chew it before it stung me. 

Knew it was a yellow jacket because there were pieces of the little bastard on the inside of my helmet  from when I spit it out.

That sounds like either Chuck Norris or the Dos Equis guy.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Ducatamount on May 14, 2014, 02:37:27 AM
busy bee
Best in Show (6/11) Movie CLIP - Busy Bee (2000) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rARKAStGRy8#)
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Blackout on May 14, 2014, 09:25:46 AM
^hilarious and underrated movie.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: MendoDave on May 15, 2014, 02:12:55 PM
I watched part of it. Then I couldn't take any more.
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Ducatamount on May 15, 2014, 04:49:34 PM
Popeye - That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h97kbv4mbsc#)