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Title: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 26, 2014, 07:01:55 PM
I think I need a divorce..
My wife saw a pic of a 750 Indiana and said we should get one. "Nicer looking than an Elefant, and it would be nice to go cruising together, kind of like a Harley", she said.
Woman, I don't know who you are anymore! Call the Psych, call a Priest.
I see ol' El Diablo at work here..
[laugh]
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: Scoober1103 on April 26, 2014, 07:35:23 PM
 [clap] [laugh] That's gold! Wait they came in gold..........

Tell Mrs Koko that it would be far to dangerous riding two-up on one as you would not be concentrating on the road but instead looking at every person and car in the vicinity making sure no one you know is watching... [laugh]
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 26, 2014, 08:02:10 PM
I don't know where she's getting the idea from. Actually, yes I do, the source is diabolical..

I explained to Mrs Koko that it would be very uncomfortable with the bone jarringly crap suspension on the Indiana that would cost big $$$ to fix. You would need Konis or Hagon out back (x2 of course) and a full rebuild of the front from what I've read and heard.

However the long travel suspension of the Elefant would be plush.
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 26, 2014, 08:03:58 PM
Scoober, when I see one, I just think "Spaghetti Western".
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: Grampa on April 26, 2014, 09:07:19 PM
get her a ural
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 26, 2014, 09:24:11 PM
Hmm... Maybe an Indiana aint so bad. ;D
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: Howie on April 26, 2014, 11:35:32 PM
maybe one of these:

(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/hlep2890/122_0313_03z1963_ducati_apollofront_side_view_zpse34ee62f.jpg) (http://s298.photobucket.com/user/hlep2890/media/122_0313_03z1963_ducati_apollofront_side_view_zpse34ee62f.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 12:14:12 AM
There's a retirement fund right there. :D
And a cruiser I'd own (if I had the money).
How many of them? One, two maybe?

That bike could have changed the world of motorcycling if the tyre technology of the time didn't conspire against it. [bang]
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: ungeheuer on April 27, 2014, 02:13:20 AM
Quote from: koko64 on April 26, 2014, 07:01:55 PM
I think I need a divorce..
My wife saw a pic of a 750 Indiana and said we should get one. "Nicer looking than an Elefant, and it would be nice to go cruising together, kind of like a Harley", she said.
Woman, I don't know who you are anymore! Call the Psych, call a Priest.
I see ol' El Diablo at work here..
[laugh]
[roll] Get a grip man.  I think you must've hurt your noggin' when you fell.

Any wife who says "we ought to get any motorcycle" is a keeper  [thumbsup]

If she likes the Italian "kinda like a Harley" machines....  maybe a Moto Morini is worth consideration?

Here's just the thing...

(http://www.motorswallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1986-moto-morini-501-excalibur-5.jpg)

...even has tassels  [thumbsup]

;D


Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 02:21:32 AM
I think I'm gonna be sick...



If she insists, I'll buy as many bikes as necessary. 8)
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: ungeheuer on April 27, 2014, 02:27:08 AM
Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 02:21:32 AM
I think I'm gonna be sick...
;D

Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 02:21:32 AMIf she insists, I'll buy as many bikes as necessary. 8)
Now you're getting the hang of it  [thumbsup] ;D
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 02:33:18 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on April 27, 2014, 02:13:20 AM

[roll] Get a grip man.  I think you must've hurt your noggin' when you fell.

Any wife who says "we ought to get any motorcycle" is a keeper  [thumbsup]

If she likes the Italian "kinda like a Harley" machines....  maybe a Moto Morini is worth consideration?

Here's just the thing...

(http://www.motorswallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1986-moto-morini-501-excalibur-5.jpg)

...even has tassels  [thumbsup]

;D




She's a keeper alright..(I'm punching above my weight). ;D

And that Morini is so wrong.
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: ungeheuer on April 27, 2014, 02:56:11 AM
Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 02:33:18 AM
She's a keeper alright..(I'm punching above my weight). ;D
[thumbsup]

Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 02:33:18 AMAnd that Morini is so wrong.
Yes. 

It truly is.
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: ducpainter on April 27, 2014, 04:47:35 AM
Crazy Aussies...
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 05:27:27 AM
Extra crazy after drinking homemade lemoncello.  ;D
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: handensco on April 27, 2014, 05:37:54 AM
She's a keeper. Mine is mad because my 01 SSie is down and the 93 SL is running. She got upset when I turned the r90 into a cafe. That only leaves her with the 2 Harleys to ride on. Thank God she doesn't or won't get on the back of the xr400r. I do love riding 2 up with her. When she goes out to the garage and starts cleaning up one of the HD's I know it is go time. Sometimes she gets me out of the chores to go for a putt.
David
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 05:41:59 AM
Good onya Dave [thumbsup].
Some of us have it tough ;)
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: Scoober1103 on April 27, 2014, 04:06:13 PM
I need to sell one of the cars and get a commuter bike (water cooled with a low slung exhaust preferably) so my wife suggests one of these..........

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7140/14018154196_495f8b61c0_o.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/nmJGRJ)2012-Suzuki-Burgman400ABSb (https://flic.kr/p/nmJGRJ) by scoober11031 (https://www.flickr.com/people/119072382@N04/), on Flickr

As this is what Mrs Scoob wants as her next bike!

I'd happily go the Indiana or the Morini!
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: Skybarney on April 28, 2014, 07:49:35 AM
Don't feel to bad.  My girl wants to ride with me on her own bike.  She wants this:
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/Skybarney/Internet%20Pics/piaggio-mp3-500-01_zps34c25c6b.jpg) (http://s46.photobucket.com/user/Skybarney/media/Internet%20Pics/piaggio-mp3-500-01_zps34c25c6b.jpg.html)
Apparently they are a lot of fun to ride and most importantly I won't have to worry so much about her hitting the ground.  Best of all?  She can carry all our crap!  Those things have huge storage.
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 28, 2014, 03:45:51 PM
You'd shit yourself getting a glimpse of that in the rear view mirror. [laugh]
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 28, 2014, 03:51:36 PM
Quote from: Scoober1103 on April 27, 2014, 04:06:13 PM
I need to sell one of the cars and get a commuter bike (water cooled with a low slung exhaust preferably) so my wife suggests one of these..........

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7140/14018154196_495f8b61c0_o.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/nmJGRJ)2012-Suzuki-Burgman400ABSb (https://flic.kr/p/nmJGRJ) by scoober11031 (https://www.flickr.com/people/119072382@N04/), on Flickr

As this is what Mrs Scoob wants as her next bike!

I'd happily go the Indiana or the Morini!

Remember, you're the head of the family! [laugh]
We slag the Indiana, but some bikes do make it look ok. The black 750 (and blacked out 650 prototype) look as good as some blacked out Sportsters.
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: beethoven on April 28, 2014, 04:04:39 PM
Quote from: koko64 on April 26, 2014, 07:01:55 PM
I think I need a divorce..
My wife saw a pic of a 750 Indiana and said we should get one. "Nicer looking than an Elefant, and it would be nice to go cruising together, kind of like a Harley", she said.
Woman, I don't know who you are anymore! Call the Psych, call a Priest.
I see ol' El Diablo at work here..
[laugh]


Should have gone to Specsavers!
Title: Re: Brothers, I need your support.
Post by: koko64 on April 28, 2014, 04:11:44 PM
 [laugh]
If you close your eyes half down, the Indiana is hot!