> : > Once upon a time
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > In a land far away,
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > A beautiful, independent,
> : > Self-assured princess
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > Happened upon a frog as she sat
> : > Contemplating ecological issues
> : > On the shores of an unpolluted pond
> : > In a verdant meadow near her castle.
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> : > And said: ' Elegant Lady,
> : > I was once a handsome prince,
> : > Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > One kiss from you, however,
> : > And I will turn back
> : > Into the dapper, young prince that I am
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : > And then, my sweet, we can marry
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > And set up housekeeping in your castle
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > With my mother,
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > Where you can prepare my meals,
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > Clean my clothes, bear my children,
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > And forever feel
> : >
> : > Grateful and happy doing so. '
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > That night,
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : > As the princess dined sumptuously
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : > On lightly sauteed frog legs
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : > Seasoned in a white wine
> : > ~~~~~~~
> : > And onion cream sauce,
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : > She chuckled and thought to herself:
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > I don't make the beast with two backsin think so.
[clap]
Answer to the eternal "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" questions:
why buy the pig when you can get the susage for free??
[thumbsup]
Listen to the wise women...