If you have nothing to add to the conversation of racing on any level and just want to beat the dead horse that is "Stoner's magic bike," please do it here so the rest of us can avoid you.
Stoner named his bike Charlie
Smoke and mirrors baby.
"Stoner is the 2nd coming of Doohan"
;D
mitt
Stoner's bike is so good that only a racing deity can ride it...which means him. Rossi would be as slow as Elias on one.
I hear that the chain is oiled with pixie dust [thumbsup]
...hater... [laugh]
I hear the engine was shipped from Area 51 this year. The engine makes an electromagnetic pulse that pushes all the other bikes back 3.5 seconds.
must be why they went back to the '07 engine for a while....
;D
They had the pulse at the wrong angle which caused the bike to slip on corkscrews. It’s all worked out now.
They reduced weight by using unobtainium, which the ducati corse team stole from the CHUDS
There is no engine under Casey Stoner's fairings...just another fist.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of Chuck Norris (http://chucknorrisfacts.com/).
Quote from: desmoquattro on July 15, 2008, 01:36:47 PM
There is no engine under Casey Stoner's fairings...just another fist.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of Chuck Norris (http://chucknorrisfacts.com/).
Stoners bike doesn't sleep, it waits.
How it looks without the bodywork:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3063/2672025131_3b958588ab_o.jpg)
Is this Stoners new leathers?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ec/Peeweedvdcover.jpg/200px-Peeweedvdcover.jpg)
;D
Wait, is that Rossi?
(http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/Rossi_Mugello_2008_helmet.jpg)
I read that the Ducatis have evolved and only respond to Stoners DNA, which is why no one else can ride it with any skill.
It's a symbiotic relationship.
Quote from: printman on July 15, 2008, 06:09:51 PM
Is this Stoners new leathers?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ec/Peeweedvdcover.jpg/200px-Peeweedvdcover.jpg)
;D
Wait, is that Rossi?
(http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/Rossi_Mugello_2008_helmet.jpg)
OK, that's just *really* disturbing. :o
Quote from: Speeddog on July 15, 2008, 10:37:37 PM
OK, that's just *really* disturbing. :o
I had no idea pee wee was Italian.
;)
mitt
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 14, 2008, 06:52:45 PM
I hear the engine was shipped from Area 51 this year. The engine makes an electromagnetic pulse that pushes all the other bikes back 3.5 seconds.
Melandri's bike has the same engine, but the polarity is reversed so that they keep rest of the field in a Desmo tractor beam 8)
best thread evar!