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Title: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Ddan on July 06, 2015, 03:40:56 AM
WTF


http://www.pressherald.com/2015/07/05/calais-man-dies-after-setting-off-fireworks-from-atop-his-head/ (http://www.pressherald.com/2015/07/05/calais-man-dies-after-setting-off-fireworks-from-atop-his-head/)
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Needle99 on July 06, 2015, 03:47:53 AM
WTF indeed.....

Stupid has a way of fixing itself.....

Darwin awards here are a testimony to that.....
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: herm on July 06, 2015, 04:24:18 AM
Quote from: Ddan on July 06, 2015, 03:40:56 AM
WTF


http://www.pressherald.com/2015/07/05/calais-man-dies-after-setting-off-fireworks-from-atop-his-head/ (http://www.pressherald.com/2015/07/05/calais-man-dies-after-setting-off-fireworks-from-atop-his-head/)

Dumb Ass! Couldn't believe when I saw that on the news.

I know I should be more compassionate,..........but having a hard time with that.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Dochunt on July 06, 2015, 06:07:05 AM
Guess no one told him that he was not immortal.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 06, 2015, 07:36:50 AM
Here's another genius:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html)

To be fair, the sign said "No Swimming Alligators", which says to me the water contains no gators.

Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Dochunt on July 06, 2015, 07:45:59 AM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on July 06, 2015, 07:36:50 AM
Here's another genius:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html)

To be fair, the sign said "No Swimming Alligators", which says to me the water contains no gators.


Grammatical errors will get you in to trouble.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: 1.21GW on July 06, 2015, 08:08:59 AM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on July 06, 2015, 07:36:50 AM
Here's another genius:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html)

To be fair, the sign said "No Swimming Alligators", which says to me the water contains no gators.



Says to me that the water contains gators, just not ones that can swim.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 06, 2015, 08:11:00 AM
Quote from: 1.21GW on July 06, 2015, 08:08:59 AM
Says to me that the water contains gators, just no ones that can swim.

See? Getting in the water would be safer than staying on land.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: herm on July 06, 2015, 05:53:06 PM
So,...how would you handle this one?

(http://i.imgur.com/cnxJ2qu.png)
;)
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Dochunt on July 06, 2015, 07:38:49 PM
Stop on the STOP.
Keep moving after AHEAD.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: kopfjäger on July 06, 2015, 08:07:07 PM
Quote from: herm on July 06, 2015, 05:53:06 PM
So,...how would you handle this one?

(http://i.imgur.com/cnxJ2qu.png)
;)

I'd stop at the stop sign ahead. DUH  :P The one at the intersection. Please tell me you're kidding.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: akmnstr on July 07, 2015, 10:00:21 AM
Quote from: 1.21GW on July 06, 2015, 08:08:59 AM
Says to me that the water contains gators, just not ones that can swim.

So, what are gators doing in the water if they can't swim?  And since all known gators can swim the biologist in me has to ask if this is a new species of gators.  Note also that this took place in Texas, which makes to whole event, not a surprise.  Several of my TX neighbors are capable of actions requiring similar intellect.   
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Bick on July 07, 2015, 02:43:44 PM
Reptile illiteracy is a big problem.  The sign clearly states the alligators are prohibited from swimming in that area, but they cannot read it.

Are we now to punish the alligators for our failure to teach them to read?
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: kopfjäger on July 07, 2015, 03:20:41 PM
You cannot fix it.  :D


https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150707/roseland/man-distracts-beer-pong-opponent-with-gun-but-accidentally-shoots-2-people (https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150707/roseland/man-distracts-beer-pong-opponent-with-gun-but-accidentally-shoots-2-people)
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: ducpainter on July 07, 2015, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 07, 2015, 03:20:41 PM
You cannot fix it.  :D


https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150707/roseland/man-distracts-beer-pong-opponent-with-gun-but-accidentally-shoots-2-people (https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150707/roseland/man-distracts-beer-pong-opponent-with-gun-but-accidentally-shoots-2-people)

Ron White - "You Can't Fix Stupid" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvQ77JP8nw#)
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: kopfjäger on July 07, 2015, 04:16:22 PM
"There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forevah."
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: ducpainter on July 07, 2015, 05:32:51 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 07, 2015, 04:16:22 PM
"There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forevah."
[beer]
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: herm on July 07, 2015, 05:49:51 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 07, 2015, 04:16:22 PM
"There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forevah."

stupid is in fact self correcting. Problem is, it's permanent..
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: ducpainter on July 07, 2015, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: herm on July 07, 2015, 05:49:51 PM
stupid is in fact self correcting. Problem is, it's permanent..

...or...

forevah. :-*
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Grampa on July 07, 2015, 06:06:43 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 07, 2015, 04:16:22 PM
"There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forevah."

So...I should just toss in the towel then.

Crap.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: ducpainter on July 07, 2015, 06:13:43 PM
Quote from: Grampa on July 07, 2015, 06:06:43 PM
So...I should just toss in the towel then.

Crap.
Stoopit...

and dumb...

are different. ;D
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: kopfjäger on July 07, 2015, 07:00:36 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Dochunt on July 07, 2015, 07:18:51 PM
I guess with modern science there is more around.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Grampa on July 07, 2015, 07:32:46 PM
My feeling has been hurt.


Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Speeddog on July 07, 2015, 08:20:21 PM
Quote from: herm on July 07, 2015, 05:49:51 PM
stupid is in fact self correcting. Problem is, it's permanent..

Absolutely, but the frequent collateral damage is the distressing part.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Ddan on July 08, 2015, 03:22:27 AM
Quote from: herm on July 07, 2015, 05:49:51 PM
stupid is in fact self correcting. Problem is, it's permanent..

Permanent is an advantage, not a problem.  Chlorine in the gene pool.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: ducpainter on July 08, 2015, 04:22:52 AM
Quote from: Grampa on July 07, 2015, 07:32:46 PM
My feeling has been hurt.



Why...

you're in good company.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Bick on July 09, 2015, 08:06:30 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 08, 2015, 04:22:52 AM
Why...

you're in good company.

The bigger question is why is Joel harboring a fugitive feeling? 
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: ducpainter on July 09, 2015, 08:34:21 AM
Quote from: Rotor Head on July 09, 2015, 08:06:30 AM
The bigger question is why is Joel harboring a fugitive feeling? 
Sensitive. ;D
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: Grampa on July 09, 2015, 03:35:10 PM
It was a gift from my grandmother.
Title: Re: You CAN fix stupid
Post by: herm on July 09, 2015, 04:40:32 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on July 07, 2015, 08:20:21 PM
Absolutely, but the frequent collateral damage is the distressing part.

This is true..