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Title: Straight to the punch line
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 09, 2015, 03:05:18 PM
"All right. Coffee break is over. Back to standing on your heads."
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 09, 2015, 04:13:57 PM
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
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Post by: Grampa on August 09, 2015, 05:41:07 PM
A lot has to happen before a pussy gets wet.
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 09, 2015, 06:18:26 PM
I was talking to the dog
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Post by: ducpainter on August 09, 2015, 06:23:55 PM
That's not my dog
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 09, 2015, 06:59:52 PM
Do you really think that I asked for a 12-inch pianist??
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Post by: kopfjäger on August 09, 2015, 07:37:06 PM
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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Post by: Grampa on August 09, 2015, 08:07:34 PM
Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
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Post by: abby normal on August 10, 2015, 06:55:33 AM
I don't care, just get the f*ck out!
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 10, 2015, 07:37:28 AM
It's Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.
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Post by: triangleforge on August 10, 2015, 07:52:14 AM
Aye, and a fine, sweet thing it is, but not much good in a fight.
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Post by: Grampa on August 10, 2015, 07:33:53 PM
The aristocrats!
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 10, 2015, 09:54:30 PM
Their lips are moving.
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Post by: NAKID on August 11, 2015, 01:21:49 PM
Why the long face?
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Post by: koko64 on August 12, 2015, 05:26:10 AM
His shorts fit like a glove!
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Post by: ungeheuer on August 12, 2015, 05:47:00 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on August 09, 2015, 06:59:52 PM
Do you really think that I asked for a 12-inch pianist??
[laugh]

What's this "we" Kemosabe?
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 12, 2015, 07:33:30 AM
The pygmies all cheered and yelled "DEATH.......BY RURU."
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Post by: spolic on August 16, 2015, 02:27:36 PM
You want Beef and Broccoli?

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Post by: triangleforge on August 17, 2015, 03:24:20 PM
I'm a frayed knot!
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Post by: kopfjäger on August 17, 2015, 05:28:05 PM
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 17, 2015, 05:31:48 PM
"Rectum?!....It damn near killed him!"
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Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 18, 2015, 11:12:24 AM
Mine too!  Must be the salt water.
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Post by: ducpainter on August 18, 2015, 11:36:04 AM
What team does she play for?
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Post by: ducpainter on August 18, 2015, 03:13:16 PM
Sometimes...

it's about the journey!

Consider this a threadjack...or a commentary.

Abbott & Costello Who's On First (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg#)

Enjoy...
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Post by: ducpainter on August 18, 2015, 05:21:35 PM
I make the beast with two backsed a parrot once...

I thought you might be my son.
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Post by: kopfjäger on August 18, 2015, 07:32:01 PM
 "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 18, 2015, 08:08:51 PM
Don't pay her
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Post by: ducatiz on August 18, 2015, 08:29:03 PM
You can't make a vitamin!
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Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 18, 2015, 08:34:54 PM
I wouldn't have a lentil on my chest.
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 19, 2015, 05:57:09 AM
Professional courtesy
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 19, 2015, 06:14:51 AM
"At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."
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Post by: Stella on August 19, 2015, 06:33:36 AM
"The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the sufferRing"
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Post by: Monsterlover on August 21, 2015, 07:08:28 PM
"Full"
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Post by: ducpainter on August 22, 2015, 12:27:37 PM
Because it's worth it.
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Post by: kopfjäger on August 22, 2015, 03:07:55 PM
"Error. Not long enough."
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 22, 2015, 03:49:28 PM
A Saint Patrick's Day parade.
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Post by: Speedbag on September 11, 2015, 09:08:24 AM
"That's OK", said the blonde, "I already have the holes for that."
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Post by: Duck-Stew on September 11, 2015, 10:41:07 AM
Don't look down...
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Post by: KRJ on September 13, 2015, 12:51:43 PM
       


          " Nope, couldn't find Her head "
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Post by: ducpainter on September 13, 2015, 01:06:08 PM
I drop my cigar like 8 times a day.
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Post by: ducatiz on September 20, 2015, 08:45:27 PM
Stop smelling your balls.
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