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Moto Board => General Monster Forum => Topic started by: roy-nexus-6 on July 16, 2008, 07:57:57 AM

Title: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on July 16, 2008, 07:57:57 AM
Markedly less cheesy than "of course, it's a Du-kA-tee" :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP1oiu414M0
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: 707soldier on July 16, 2008, 08:13:44 AM
Now, I want one  ;D
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: nkryptit on July 16, 2008, 08:16:51 AM
A+

Lots of guys on scooters and mopeds in my area...We even have a "Moped Army" in town...But I don't think I'd want to steal any of their girlfriends.  Ha!
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: jsluvb on July 16, 2008, 08:19:15 AM
That's how I picked up my gf.... ;D
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: gnostic203 on July 16, 2008, 12:59:58 PM
Hawt.... on the scooter subject its like dozens came out of the woodwork as soon as gas hit $4.00 a gallon here.  They are tiny and they park them so they take up a full bike spot at my work and its driving me nuts.  Fair weather scooter riders and all.
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: zedsaid on July 16, 2008, 01:10:45 PM
It's funny, i bought the bike thinking that if i commute on it, it'll pay for itself...

Then i talked to a friend about how much mileage he gets on his scooter, and thought "if i buy a cheapo scoot, it'll pay for itself, and my bike even sooner"

But then i wouldn't get the hotties!!!


ahem, where are my hotties?
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: MendoDave on July 16, 2008, 01:36:00 PM
You said your riding a duc and no Hotties?!?

Did you wash it?
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: Crazy Canadian on July 16, 2008, 01:45:25 PM
Quote from: roy-nexus-6 on July 16, 2008, 07:57:57 AM
Markedly less cheesy than "of course, it's a Du-kA-tee" :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP1oiu414M0

Um.. Am I missing the link here?
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: zedsaid on July 16, 2008, 02:14:26 PM
Quote from: Crazy Canadian on July 16, 2008, 01:45:25 PM
Um.. Am I missing the link here?

if you're not seeing the youtube video, then yes.
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: Raux on July 16, 2008, 03:51:51 PM
Well I must say that my wife is decidely hotter than the first girl (the second is unmetionable). So, i'm not so impressed with the ad.
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: Capt baz on July 16, 2008, 03:57:18 PM
the second one kinda reminds me of my navy days................it was always considered war time tonage. there is nothing like an ass that is a full axe handle wide.  [bacon]
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: nkryptit on July 16, 2008, 04:42:08 PM
Quote from: Capt baz on July 16, 2008, 03:57:18 PM
the second one kinda reminds me of my navy days................it was always considered war time tonage. there is nothing like an ass that is a full axe handle wide.  [bacon]

"FULL AXE HANDLE"  OH....MY....GOD...

I've never heard that....Priceless!

My little brother is a Navy boy...I'll have to tell him to keep an eye out.
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: zedsaid on July 16, 2008, 05:00:16 PM
Quote from: Raux on July 16, 2008, 03:51:51 PM
Well I must say that my wife is decidely hotter than the first girl (the second is unmetionable). So, i'm not so impressed with the ad.

Yeah, but you're married to her, that's got to take some of the fun out.
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: cmorgan47 on July 16, 2008, 05:39:24 PM
what's with that tank?
where do i get the "white stripe corse" tank?
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: jsluvb on July 16, 2008, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: cmorgan47 on July 16, 2008, 05:39:24 PM
what's with that tank?
where do i get the "white stripe corse" tank?


After I watched it again, I have a same question.... look nice....
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: nkryptit on July 16, 2008, 05:42:47 PM
In your (my) dreams.... (drunk reply....see http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=7245.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=7245.0))


To the bar!
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: Cucciolo on July 16, 2008, 07:15:04 PM
That was a terrible commercial.. LOL.. hilarious though  [moto]
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: Willwork4aMonster on July 16, 2008, 07:46:56 PM
Quote from: Capt baz on July 16, 2008, 03:57:18 PM
the second one kinda reminds me of my navy days................it was always considered war time tonage. there is nothing like an ass that is a full axe handle wide.  [bacon]

I was thinking, any port in the storm :)

Glenn
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: Capt baz on July 17, 2008, 06:24:27 AM
Quote from: nkryptit on July 16, 2008, 04:42:08 PM
"FULL AXE HANDLE"  OH....MY....GOD...

I've never heard that....Priceless!

My little brother is a Navy boy...I'll have to tell him to keep an eye out.

that is the abbreviated version. it's an old farmers saying that goes, " she's a full axe handle & half a wagon tongue wide." it's meaning, for some reason, is not confusing.
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: zedsaid on July 17, 2008, 10:42:21 AM
How did a thread about a hot chick picking a duc over a vespa turn into a thread about "more to love". 

I like tight canyons myself.
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: gearhead on July 17, 2008, 06:15:08 PM
 Just paint the black one.
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: cmorgan47 on July 18, 2008, 06:52:47 AM
Quote from: gearhead on July 17, 2008, 06:15:08 PM
Just paint the black one.

yeah, but that one looks like a one piece.... are they going to be releasing panels like that?
Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: hypurone on July 18, 2008, 09:45:42 AM
"Mopeds and big chicks are both fun to ride, 'til your friends see you on one!"  [popcorn]

<<flame suit on>>



Title: Re: New Ducati 696 ad on youtube.
Post by: cmorgan47 on July 18, 2008, 10:55:20 AM
Quote from: hypurone on July 18, 2008, 09:45:42 AM
"Mopeds and big chicks are both fun to ride, 'til your friends see you on one!"  [popcorn]

that is awesome