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Title: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on July 16, 2008, 11:29:11 AM
so i went home for lunch today to partake in a turkey hotdog and have a nap on my couch....when i noticed that there was a certain 96 supersport that was *not* parked in the 1st floor lobby area of my lofts...  which, is where i last saw it as of earlier this morning.  i was taking it out of the loft monday after work, and halfway through the process decided to use brandi's cage, since it looked like rain chances.  so i tucked the SS away tastefully by a far wall.  it looked very classy, btw...there's nice art all around it, and sunken lighting in the floor, so the bodywork had gorgeous lighting...i was actually going to snap some pics of it later tonight.

anyway, i spoke with one of the maintenance guys that was milling around the leasing office, and he said they dumped it in the alley...as if it had caused trouble in a club or something and had to be tossed out on the street??  he then informed me it was probably towed by that point...so i ran out to the alley, and there she was.  he seemed pretty disappointed that someone hadn't hauled it off by that point, though; they did a good job of leaving it *right* in the middle of the alley so that no cars could get past.  jerk.  i wasted no time taking the bike immediately back in the building, and straight to my loft.  so, what i considered as lending them a beautiful work of art for their lobby, they considered a nuisance.  they dubbed these lofts the "sexy lofts", btw (which i think is moronic)... so what the hell isn't sexy about a ducati?  exactly.
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on July 16, 2008, 11:35:10 AM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not a bag of garbage... They moved your bike to the middle of the alley?!?!?!?!?!?

Tell 'em to take their loft & shove it [thumbsup]
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: Kevin848 on July 16, 2008, 11:43:49 AM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on July 16, 2008, 11:35:10 AM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not a bag of garbage... They moved your bike to the middle of the alley?!?!?!?!?!?

Tell 'em to take their loft & shove it [thumbsup]

+1
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: bryant8 on July 16, 2008, 11:51:10 AM
That's some shit

Good thing you're moving relatively soon.

There's always space in my garage [thumbsup]
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: fastwin on July 16, 2008, 11:54:23 AM
I would go out of my way to find out which car belongs to that asshole and I would call a tow company under some sort of BS guise (hey, my car won't start can you come tow it to xyz repair shop...) and have it hauled away. No, that's too nice, something worse. Tell management that you caught him looking at child porn on his laptop while at work! What a complete dick! How in the world did you keep from not going medieval on his ass?? I can put up with a lot of s#@t but DO NOT touch or mess with my bike. Go ahead steal my car but don't put one greasy handprint on the scooter! >:( This belongs in the That's Bullshit thread!
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on July 16, 2008, 11:54:41 AM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on July 16, 2008, 11:35:10 AM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not a bag of garbage... They moved your bike to the middle of the alley?!?!?!?!?!?

Tell 'em to take their loft & shove it [thumbsup]

i pretty much did that in my 60-day notice...they can keep their ultra loft, and their ultra lounges for that matter.  good luck renting that thing at their new "market value".
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: Duc Fever on July 16, 2008, 12:19:28 PM
Good thing you went home for lunch, no telling what might have happened if left there a few hours longer.
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: mstevens on July 16, 2008, 12:24:26 PM
Quote from: Duc Fever on July 16, 2008, 12:19:28 PM
Good thing you went home for lunch

Well, you do have to keep in mind it was a turkey hot dog, though.
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: BarneePhife on July 16, 2008, 12:29:14 PM
That's some serious BS, dude.  Glad the bike was unharmed and still lingering around.

The maintenance guy was responsible for these shenanigans?  I'm guessing some of the deviant minds of the LSD could come up with some clever ways to make his job hell.  You still live there, right?  There are all sorts of reasons you'd need to call maintenance to take care of things - dirty, disgusting, filthy things for him to have to get his hands in. Hmmm...
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on July 16, 2008, 12:35:46 PM
Quote from: BarneePhife on July 16, 2008, 12:29:14 PM
That's some serious BS, dude.  Glad the bike was unharmed and still lingering around.

The maintenance guy was responsible for these shenanigans?  I'm guessing some of the deviant minds of the LSD could come up with some clever ways to make his job hell.  You still live there, right?  There are all sorts of reasons you'd need to call maintenance to take care of things - dirty, disgusting, filthy things for him to have to get his hands in. Hmmm...

heh...yeah... good point.  just no telling when there's a huge pool of pig intestines on some random floor that need to be scooped up...  but i'm pretty sure it was lisa or her bitter lesbian cohort, donna, that told them to toss it out.  they pretty much define the word pregnant dog.  and lisa is the manager for davis, DP&L, and mosaic...in case anyone is interested in moving into any of those...
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: bryant8 on July 16, 2008, 12:43:37 PM
I say one night you seran wrap all the doors in the lobby
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: Ronr on July 16, 2008, 02:55:59 PM
That's some serious hate.  What a f^cking douchebag.  I really like revenge, I'm just not very good at it.  There must be 20-30 ways to make his life miserable.  Glad you retrieved it okay.
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: pipeliner1978 on July 16, 2008, 03:00:27 PM
Quote from: bryant8 on July 16, 2008, 12:43:37 PM
I say one night you seran wrap all the doors in the lobby
WTF?  I say say you seran wrap him to the door in the lobby.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: Ronr on July 16, 2008, 02:55:59 PM
  What a f^cking douchebag.    Glad you retrieved it okay.

+1
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: calscrazy on July 16, 2008, 03:25:16 PM
get some vaseline and write "THIS PLACE SUCKS" on the lobby door then toss flour on it. trust me this shit is a pregnant dog to get off. i did dan's car when he got married like that and even the pressure washer left some residue that was there until he let it dry and had time to wash it a second time. it takes a few days to harden up before you can wash it off(insert joke here).IT WORKS TRUST ME!!!!! come on you were in the army you guys never had any good pranks, practical jokes or great revenge oppurtunities. when you need revenge on someone just tell me who and what they did and i will come up with something good.
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: Ronr on July 16, 2008, 03:43:23 PM
Well, there's the old bar of soap in a sock treatment, but you have to tie the bastard down first and wear a disguise.  Need something simpler and less punishable in a court of law.
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: pipeliner1978 on July 16, 2008, 03:54:21 PM
I say we all ride over to yo pad and park all the bikes in the lobby and go have a beer in the "ultra loft"  looked pretty cozy from the pics [beer]
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on July 16, 2008, 03:57:32 PM
no more Ultra-Rich... :P
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: calscrazy on July 16, 2008, 04:39:33 PM
cmon rich it's time to drop the hammer on some good ole southern justice.
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: RichD on July 16, 2008, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: pipeliner1978 on July 16, 2008, 03:54:21 PM
I say we all ride over to yo pad and park all the bikes in the lobby and go have a beer in the "ultra loft"  looked pretty cozy from the pics [beer]

I'm in.

I say while we're at it we have a burnout contest.

I could bring the dog ..and ..uh ..."load him up" with "Bennefiber" first.
He has a name to uphold Ya' know...  ;D
Title: Re: i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...
Post by: fastwin on July 16, 2008, 05:10:21 PM
Quote from: calscrazy on July 16, 2008, 04:39:33 PM
cmon rich it's time to drop the hammer on some good ole southern justice.

Check out my post regarding revenge on the That's Bullshit thread. Rich also posted about this crap on that thread. I think you will appreciate the "shrimp trick". [thumbsup]