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Title: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Monsterlover on January 26, 2016, 06:54:54 PM
I thought this might help some of you

;D


(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/900rider/Misc/FB_IMG_1453862691967_zpsoknl5ngt.jpg) (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/900rider/media/Misc/FB_IMG_1453862691967_zpsoknl5ngt.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 26, 2016, 07:24:24 PM
Kevin let's get some of that, some other hooligans, and hit Vegas.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Monsterlover on January 26, 2016, 07:38:43 PM
In
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: MendoDave on January 27, 2016, 06:14:49 AM
I would edit that chart to Kirkland signature tequila or rum, but thats me.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: herm on January 27, 2016, 08:36:17 AM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on January 26, 2016, 07:24:24 PM
Kevin let's get some of that, some other hooligans, and hit Vegas.

Reno is better  [evil]
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 27, 2016, 09:42:47 AM
Yeah but Vegas is way closer for me and I hate flying that far that hungover.


April? Vegas? Herm? Monsterlover? Who's in? Let's bring Howie to the bunny ranch.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 27, 2016, 09:44:32 AM
Kopf should come-I hear he's retired.


Really any bad decision flowchart is typically started off with "Was it Dave's stupid plan?"
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: MendoDave on January 27, 2016, 10:30:01 AM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on January 27, 2016, 09:42:47 AM
Yeah but Vegas is way closer for me and I hate flying that far that hungover.


April? Vegas? Herm? Monsterlover? Who's in? Let's bring Howie to the bunny ranch.



Las Vegas Drive. 6 h 6 min
                   Fly 3 h 20 min

Reno Drive. 6 h 32 min
                 Fly 3 hr 29 min (but an hour & 1/2 layover in SFO)

But Reno is better. If you drive, you can always barf on the side of the road.  [puke]

You also have to figure a minimum of 1:15 min screwing around at the airport departing and leaving.
                     
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 27, 2016, 11:00:22 AM
No, just no. We're not getting into a logistics argument over the place no one but me is going to show up to anyway.

Vegas. April. Ceasar's Palace.

Be there or get shot at in some Oregon ghetto.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: duccarlos on January 27, 2016, 11:01:42 AM
Will be in Vegas on the 8th. Fair warning.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: MendoDave on January 27, 2016, 11:10:13 AM
OK no argument. I'll be in San Diego the 24th of next month. Come if you like.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 27, 2016, 11:12:30 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on January 27, 2016, 11:01:42 AM
Will be in Vegas on the 8th. Fair warning.

8th of what?

Quote from: Mendo Dave on January 27, 2016, 11:10:13 AM
OK no argument. I'll be in San Diego the 24th of next month. Come if you like.

Can we harass Red Baron? I'll dump a broken car in his yard.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: MendoDave on January 27, 2016, 11:14:17 AM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on January 27, 2016, 11:12:30 AM
8th of what?

Can we harass Red Baron? I'll dump a broken car in his yard.

Sure, why not.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 27, 2016, 11:17:54 AM
Dear Steve,

We have our dog.
If you want to see him again deliver one painted car to a location of our choosing in one weeks time. Do not contact the police or the dog gets it.

PS we have your dog not our dog.

Love, Jobu.

(http://jordimorgan.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/shootdog.jpg?w=584)
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: duccarlos on January 27, 2016, 12:06:57 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on January 27, 2016, 11:12:30 AM
8th of what?

February
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Howie on January 27, 2016, 02:45:19 PM
Ducatis at The Bunny Ranch?  Clearly on "the you are about to make a bad decision side" of the flow chart
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 27, 2016, 04:21:47 PM
It'll make for a good story.

We'll leave Kevin there sans pants and wallet and make off with his ktm.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Monsterlover on January 27, 2016, 05:10:01 PM
That's a fair trade I guess.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Rameses on January 28, 2016, 05:58:54 AM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on January 27, 2016, 11:17:54 AM

<snip>

Love, Jobu.




How did he get involved in this?

He was there in Vegas the time I was walking around in a casino drinking straight out of a $10 half gallon of gin.   :-X

Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: ducpainter on January 28, 2016, 06:03:06 AM
Quote from: Rameses on January 28, 2016, 05:58:54 AM


How did he get involved in this?

He was there in Vegas the time I was walking around in a casino drinking straight out of a $10 half gallon of gin.   :-X


Reputation? ;D
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Bick on January 28, 2016, 10:49:28 AM
Hopefully my new shirt will show up in time to remind me that I should not participate in this event.  :-X

(http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-50863389838911/whiskeybad-1.gif)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JO_I_Q79tA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JO_I_Q79tA)

[shot]
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 28, 2016, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: Rameses on January 28, 2016, 05:58:54 AM


How did he get involved in this?

He was there in Vegas the time I was walking around in a casino drinking straight out of a $10 half gallon of gin.   :-X



Whoever isn't at the meeting gets all the action items. He's also buying the first round and putting the hotel room in his name. We'll pay him back, honest.

Quote from: Rotor Head on January 28, 2016, 10:49:28 AM
Hopefully my new shirt will show up in time to remind me that I should not participate in this event.  :-X

[shot]


C'mon out-we can get you drunk and introduce you to strange women.

You can ask if they have an ugly boyfriend, and when they say "no" ask them if they want one.  ;D
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: ducpainter on January 28, 2016, 04:48:05 PM
Like Paula lets Dave out of the house... :-*
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Speeddog on January 28, 2016, 04:57:19 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 28, 2016, 04:48:05 PM
Like Paula lets Dave out of the house... :-*

He never said he was gonna leave the kids at home.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: ducpainter on January 28, 2016, 05:01:59 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on January 28, 2016, 04:57:19 PM
He never said he was gonna leave the kids at home.
True...
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: kopfjäger on January 28, 2016, 05:15:21 PM
http://youtu.be/KtkpTrvwQ6c (http://youtu.be/KtkpTrvwQ6c)
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: herm on February 15, 2016, 10:25:27 AM
FYI, haven't been to Vegas or Reno since the coming "camera phones everywhere" age.

I think it was better when what happened there really did stay there...
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 15, 2016, 12:25:03 PM
Quote from: herm on February 15, 2016, 10:25:27 AM
FYI, haven't been to Vegas or Reno since the coming "camera phones everywhere" age.

I think it was better when what happened there really did stay there...

I've found there to be ample safety in hiding behind my glass.


Better make sure your glass doesn't get empty.

You know, for safety.
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: ZLTFUL on February 17, 2016, 08:12:03 AM
I'd be in but too much chance of evidence getting back to my wife...
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Monsterlover on February 18, 2016, 07:25:13 PM
Bring her
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: herm on February 21, 2016, 05:26:23 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on February 18, 2016, 07:25:13 PM
Bring her

This is either the best idea, or the worst, depending on your flow chart [evil]
Title: Re: Bad decision flow chart
Post by: Monsterlover on February 21, 2016, 07:08:41 PM
[laugh]