You know. I know it.
Our beloved flounder is missing. Where is he? I have some theories. Feel free to add yours.
Someone got him pregnant, and he's gone to a community of older men in a similar situation.
He was out hiking and now has his arm stuck under a boulder.
At this hour, he remains trapped in a Chilean mine with the other missing flounders.
He is currently on Rumspringa.
He's been away filming a National Geographic Special and has been slowly gaining the trust of a family of meerkats.
He is currently on an uninhabited island in the pacific and has made friends with a volleyball.
He's been spending his time fulfilling the terms of his crazy uncles will and living in a haunted house.
He's been kidnapped and is trapped in a cave in the middle east constructing his own Iron Man suit.
He's currently in Moscow or Ecuador, or on a flight somewhere. Or escaped from the National Zoo.
We don't know.
He's been spending his time with a lonely millionaire. Say what you will, but he's making three thousand dollars.
He got hired as a nanny and moved to California.
He ran off to meet up with the long missing Waldorf.
He went to see Cyrus
He went to test ride a 140mph 620 Capirex. [Dolph]
He's waiting at home for the cable company. They said they'd be there between noon and two on November 4th, 2015.
He's on a tour with his ambient jazz quartet, Statler and the Waldorfs.
He's searching for treasure based on a map he found on the back of the constitution.
He's following his dream of working as a nude model for the arts program at Rutgers.
He's searching for old car parts for a "project he's wanted to do for years".
He's working as an unpaid intern at a "up and coming" machine shop in Pennsylvania.
He's documenting Randal's exploits with supermodels.
He's a Walmart greeter in Southern Alabama.
He was a monkey at the last IOM TT and was flung into the sea on a really sharp corner.
He went out to his Ferrari, found this and.........
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa91/chiflado/F51A1A90-8A99-405C-8D88-E7FE2F583C14.png) (http://s201.photobucket.com/user/chiflado/media/F51A1A90-8A99-405C-8D88-E7FE2F583C14.png.html)
Quote from: kopfjäger on February 04, 2016, 03:58:09 PM
He went out to his Ferrari, found this and.........
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa91/chiflado/F51A1A90-8A99-405C-8D88-E7FE2F583C14.png) (http://s201.photobucket.com/user/chiflado/media/F51A1A90-8A99-405C-8D88-E7FE2F583C14.png.html)
And she still looks good at 62!
(http://img2-1.timeinc.net/people/i/2016/news/160215/christie-brinkley-435.jpg)
He became a nomad and is currently living with IZ.
Just last year....he gave me crabs.
I eated them.
We had whiskey and Dewars chews too.
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/IMG_20150612_174849116.jpg)
The scene of the crime.
You meet the strangest people on a Duc...
He's on a trenching crew creating the trans-continental pipeline for DIMBY cider.
He may or may not be making gods chicken right about now.
He got hit by a run away moose and was last seen crossing the border to Canada.
Quote from: krolik on February 04, 2016, 06:15:41 PM
He got hit by a run away moose and was last seen crossing the border to Canada.
He's in Vertical Scopes freezer?
Ducpainter sold him to verticlescope.
He changed profession and his name . . . he's walking among us with a different name and no longer an attorney/lawyer[never knew the difference], but a medical examiner . . .
Quote from: hbliam on February 05, 2016, 11:54:56 AM
Ducpainter sold him to verticlescope.
I think I coulda got more...
He set sail one day, for a three hour tour.....a three hour tour
I think I know what happened:
On his last trip to Iceland, the tour guide Hannah, took a detour, they slipped and fell down, they found a river and followed it, this river ended in a waterfall but they kept going deeper and deeper into Earth's center . . .
Nah, I think kopfjäger has it figured out. He does have a boat.
He needs one more nickel to get off the MTA.
Did he ever return?
No he never returned
And his fate is stil Unlearned...
He went out hunting and someone mistook him for a jackalope. He now hangs on the wall in a rich man's parlor.
He discovered a passageway behind the filing cabinets that drops him off on the New Jersey Turnpike.
He tried Camel Racing for the first time and the beast he was on got spooked and ran off into the woods. They are still looking for him and the camel.
He accepeted the mission shortly after the the message self destructed. He liked the rubber face he was wearing so much that he decided to keep it on.
He was detained on a diplomatic mission to Alderon.
He is out on a mission with Ding Chavez and John Clark
He was caught wearing only his underwear in a San Francisco Parking garage, and now faces charges if indecent exposure. His mom came to bail him out.
He was arrested by the ministry of Love for "Thought Crime" and is currently being re educated.
The Point was not apparent to him so he went off in search of it with his dog Arrow.
He's making all his Nowhere plans for Nobody.
The ship he was on had limited life support, so he and Scotty put themselves in the transporter pattern buffer on a continuous loop until help arrives.
He's in a Tiajuana Jail.
He's doing important research at McMurdo station and plans to winter over again this year on the ice.
He and Robbie the robot are working feverishly to repair the sabotage done to the ship by Dr. Smith.
This thread.... Yes.
[laugh]
In a South American jungle, pursued by an alien hunter, he got to the chopper.
He made it to 88mph and was able to go back in time to stop Biff.
He's engaged in taking back his town from the grips of the local crooked casino, "Walking Tall" style.
He is currently competing on America's Next Top Model
In a huge deal, he's actually been taken over by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos
He's working on his costume for next years Carnivale and he looks Spectacular.
He's spending the winter months training with the New York Giants. Apparently he's very happy and in almost constant pain.
He's trying to make the Kessel Run in less than 11 parsecs.
He moved to Arizona and opened a "get fit" gym with an unnamed partner.
He grew a vajayjay, became a rapper and changed his name to P-stat.
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on February 13, 2016, 12:02:21 PM
He moved to Arizona and opened a "get fit" gym with an unnamed partner.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup]
<wakes up and rubs eyes>
What day is today?
Wait, where am I?
Quote from: Statler on July 05, 2017, 10:08:53 AM
<wakes up and rubs eyes>
What day is today?
Wait, where am I?
You were in a terrible accident. Your body was frozen until we had the technology to repair you.
The downside is that the tech keeping you alive runs on alcohol. If you stop drinking
You.
Will.
Die.
Welcome back ;D
Quote from: Statler on July 05, 2017, 10:08:53 AM
<wakes up and rubs eyes>
What day is today?
Wait, where am I?
He's alive!!!!
He's (was..) a lawyer for the Baltimore branch of "The Family." Currently living in witness protection somewhere in Canada...
and eating Chick-fil-A.
He's still looking for the parts for that rearset....
Idiot lawyer took a dirt nap.
Quote from: ADG on July 11, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Idiot lawyer took a dirt nap.
That was uncalled for.
You can always pick out the kid who wasn't breast fed.
Quote from: ADG on July 11, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Idiot lawyer took a dirt nap.
excuse me?
I'm right here if you'd like to address me directly with an issue.
I thought that would get you back here! [laugh]
Quote from: ADG on August 01, 2017, 05:20:44 PM
I thought that would get you back here! [laugh]
Do it again, and you won't be back.
Piss off Nate, you idiot suck boy.
Some things have to be learned the hard way.
Quote from: ADG on August 15, 2017, 01:45:10 AM
Piss off Nate, you idiot suck boy.
Really Ahren? That's all you got?
I thought you were more intelligent. I was wrong.
Buh Bye...and enjoy Panama.
who the hell was that douche?
Anyway, did Statler disappear again after not being able to make DIMBY?
Quote from: duccarlos on August 15, 2017, 08:55:03 AM
who the hell was that douche?
Anyway, did Statler disappear again after not being able to make DIMBY?
He'll be there next weekend [thumbsup]
Quote from: duccarlos on August 15, 2017, 08:55:03 AM
who the hell was that douche?
Anyway, did Statler disappear again after not being able to make DIMBY?
He's been slacking for years.
I vote we confiscate his monster and give it to Nate for a track bike.
Quote from: Satellite smithy on August 15, 2017, 11:13:06 AM
He's been slacking for years.
I vote we confiscate his monster and give it to Nate for a track bike.
Bad idea. That bike is a 4v.
It would be doomed for sure ;D