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Title: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 04, 2016, 10:57:19 AM
You know. I know it.

Our beloved flounder is missing. Where is he? I have some theories. Feel free to add yours.

Someone got him pregnant, and he's gone to a community of older men in a similar situation.

He was out hiking and now has his arm stuck under a boulder.

At this hour, he remains trapped in a Chilean mine with the other missing flounders.

He is currently on Rumspringa.

He's been away filming a National Geographic Special and has been slowly gaining the trust of a family of meerkats.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 04, 2016, 11:35:55 AM
He is currently on an uninhabited island in the pacific and has made friends with a volleyball.

He's been spending his time fulfilling the terms of his crazy uncles will and living in a haunted house.

He's been kidnapped and is trapped in a cave in the middle east constructing his own Iron Man suit.

He's currently in Moscow or Ecuador, or on a flight somewhere. Or escaped from the National Zoo.
We don't know.

He's been spending his time with a lonely millionaire. Say what you will, but he's making three thousand dollars.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on February 04, 2016, 11:42:52 AM
He got hired as a nanny and moved to California.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Howie on February 04, 2016, 12:52:38 PM
He ran off to meet up with the long missing Waldorf.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: kopfjäger on February 04, 2016, 01:59:09 PM
He went to see Cyrus
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on February 04, 2016, 02:27:13 PM
He went to test ride a 140mph 620 Capirex.  [Dolph]
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 04, 2016, 03:07:57 PM
He's waiting at home for the cable company. They said they'd be there between noon and two on November 4th, 2015.

He's on a tour with his ambient jazz quartet, Statler and the Waldorfs.

He's searching for treasure based on a map he found on the back of the constitution.

He's following his dream of working as a nude model for the arts program at Rutgers.

Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on February 04, 2016, 03:38:40 PM
He's searching for old car parts for a "project he's wanted to do for years".

He's working as an unpaid intern at a "up and coming" machine shop in Pennsylvania.

He's documenting Randal's exploits with supermodels.

He's a Walmart greeter in Southern Alabama.

He was a monkey at the last IOM TT and was flung into the sea on a really sharp corner.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: kopfjäger on February 04, 2016, 03:58:09 PM
He went out to his Ferrari, found this and.........


(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa91/chiflado/F51A1A90-8A99-405C-8D88-E7FE2F583C14.png) (http://s201.photobucket.com/user/chiflado/media/F51A1A90-8A99-405C-8D88-E7FE2F583C14.png.html)
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: NAKID on February 04, 2016, 04:07:12 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on February 04, 2016, 03:58:09 PM
He went out to his Ferrari, found this and.........


(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa91/chiflado/F51A1A90-8A99-405C-8D88-E7FE2F583C14.png) (http://s201.photobucket.com/user/chiflado/media/F51A1A90-8A99-405C-8D88-E7FE2F583C14.png.html)

And she still looks good at 62!

(http://img2-1.timeinc.net/people/i/2016/news/160215/christie-brinkley-435.jpg)
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on February 04, 2016, 04:20:16 PM
He became a nomad and is currently living with IZ.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Grampa on February 04, 2016, 04:37:06 PM
Just last year....he gave me crabs.



I eated them.

We had whiskey and Dewars chews too.

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/IMG_20150612_174849116.jpg)

The scene of the crime.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: ducpainter on February 04, 2016, 04:43:23 PM
You meet the strangest people on a Duc...
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on February 04, 2016, 04:43:50 PM
He's on a trenching crew creating the trans-continental pipeline for DIMBY cider.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Grampa on February 04, 2016, 04:46:13 PM
He may  or may not be making gods chicken right about now.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Grampa on February 04, 2016, 04:57:40 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 04, 2016, 04:43:23 PM
You meet the strangest people on a Duc...


No shit....
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: ducpainter on February 04, 2016, 05:16:20 PM
Quote from: Grampa on February 04, 2016, 04:57:40 PM

No shit....
Just sayin'... :-*
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: krolik on February 04, 2016, 06:15:41 PM
He got hit by a run away moose and was last seen crossing the border to Canada.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 04, 2016, 06:43:47 PM
Quote from: krolik on February 04, 2016, 06:15:41 PM
He got hit by a run away moose and was last seen crossing the border to Canada.

He's in Vertical Scopes freezer?
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: hbliam on February 05, 2016, 11:54:56 AM
Ducpainter sold him to verticlescope.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on February 05, 2016, 01:24:38 PM
He changed profession and his name . . . he's walking among us with a different name and no longer an attorney/lawyer[never knew the difference], but a medical examiner . . .
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: ducpainter on February 05, 2016, 02:55:30 PM
Quote from: hbliam on February 05, 2016, 11:54:56 AM
Ducpainter sold him to verticlescope.
I think I coulda got more...
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: kopfjäger on February 05, 2016, 03:09:14 PM
He set sail one day, for a three hour tour.....a three hour tour
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on February 05, 2016, 03:43:27 PM
I think I know what happened:

On his last trip to Iceland, the tour guide Hannah, took a detour, they slipped and fell down, they found a river and followed it, this river ended in a waterfall but they kept going deeper and deeper into Earth's center . . .
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Howie on February 05, 2016, 08:39:33 PM
Nah, I think kopfjäger has it figured out.  He does have a boat.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: MendoDave on February 07, 2016, 12:34:59 AM
He needs one more nickel to get off the MTA.
Did he ever return?
No he never returned
And his fate is stil Unlearned...

He went out hunting and someone mistook him for a jackalope. He now hangs on the wall in a rich man's parlor.

He discovered a passageway behind the filing cabinets that drops him off on the New Jersey Turnpike.

He tried Camel Racing for the first time and the beast he was on got spooked and ran off into the woods. They are still looking for him and the camel.

He accepeted the mission shortly after the the message self destructed. He liked the rubber face he was wearing so much that he decided to keep it on.

He was detained on a diplomatic mission to Alderon.

He is out on a mission with Ding Chavez and John Clark

He was caught wearing only his underwear in a San Francisco Parking garage, and now faces charges if indecent exposure. His mom came to bail him out.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: MendoDave on February 07, 2016, 01:29:54 AM
He was arrested by the ministry of Love for "Thought Crime" and is currently being re educated.

The Point was not apparent to him so he went off in search of it with his dog Arrow.

He's making all his Nowhere plans for Nobody.

The ship he was on had limited life support, so he and Scotty put themselves in the transporter pattern buffer on a continuous loop until help arrives.

He's in a Tiajuana Jail.

He's doing important research at McMurdo station and plans to winter over again this year on the ice.

He and Robbie the robot are working feverishly to repair the sabotage done to the ship by Dr. Smith.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Monsterlover on February 11, 2016, 06:29:12 PM
This thread.... Yes.

[laugh]
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: krolik on February 12, 2016, 10:01:53 AM
In a South American jungle, pursued by an alien hunter, he got to the chopper.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Monsterlover on February 12, 2016, 10:03:12 AM
He made it to 88mph and was able to go back in time to stop Biff.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 12, 2016, 11:36:16 AM
He's engaged in taking back his town from the grips of the local crooked casino, "Walking Tall" style.

He is currently competing on America's Next Top Model

In a huge deal, he's actually been taken over by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos

He's working on his costume for next years Carnivale and he looks Spectacular.

He's spending the winter months training with the New York Giants. Apparently he's very happy and in almost constant pain.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: krolik on February 13, 2016, 10:36:41 AM
He's trying to make the Kessel Run in less than 11 parsecs.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on February 13, 2016, 12:02:21 PM
He moved to Arizona and opened a "get fit" gym with an unnamed partner.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Grampa on February 13, 2016, 12:11:54 PM
He grew a vajayjay, became a rapper and changed his name to P-stat.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: kopfjäger on February 13, 2016, 12:45:54 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on February 13, 2016, 12:02:21 PM
He moved to Arizona and opened a "get fit" gym with an unnamed partner.

  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Statler on July 05, 2017, 10:08:53 AM
<wakes up and rubs eyes>

What day is today?
Wait, where am I?
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Monsterlover on July 05, 2017, 10:17:48 AM
Quote from: Statler on July 05, 2017, 10:08:53 AM
<wakes up and rubs eyes>

What day is today?
Wait, where am I?

You were in a terrible accident. Your body was frozen until we had the technology to repair you.

The downside is that the tech keeping you alive runs on alcohol. If you stop drinking

You.

Will.

Die.

Welcome back ;D
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: duccarlos on July 06, 2017, 06:34:00 AM
Quote from: Statler on July 05, 2017, 10:08:53 AM
<wakes up and rubs eyes>

What day is today?
Wait, where am I?

He's alive!!!!
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: herm on July 06, 2017, 07:59:42 AM
He's (was..) a lawyer for the Baltimore branch of "The Family." Currently living in witness protection somewhere in Canada...
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Grampa on July 06, 2017, 08:37:52 AM
and eating Chick-fil-A.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: herm on July 06, 2017, 04:53:10 PM
He's still looking for the parts for that rearset....
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: ADG on July 11, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Idiot lawyer took a dirt nap.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: ducpainter on July 12, 2017, 03:20:33 AM
Quote from: ADG on July 11, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Idiot lawyer took a dirt nap.
That was uncalled for.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Howie on July 12, 2017, 04:08:33 AM
Quote from: ADG on July 11, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Idiot lawyer took a dirt nap.

Ouch!
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Grampa on July 12, 2017, 08:33:41 AM
You can always pick out the kid who wasn't breast fed.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Statler on July 21, 2017, 08:54:46 AM
Quote from: ADG on July 11, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Idiot lawyer took a dirt nap.

excuse me?

I'm right here if you'd like to address me directly with an issue. 
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: ADG on August 01, 2017, 05:20:44 PM
I thought that would get you back here!  [laugh]
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: ducpainter on August 02, 2017, 04:28:27 AM
Quote from: ADG on August 01, 2017, 05:20:44 PM
I thought that would get you back here!  [laugh]
Do it again, and you won't be back.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: ADG on August 15, 2017, 01:45:10 AM
Piss off Nate, you idiot suck boy.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Ddan on August 15, 2017, 02:49:21 AM
Quote from: ADG on August 15, 2017, 01:45:10 AM
Piss off Nate, you idiot suck boy.


[popcorn]
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Monsterlover on August 15, 2017, 03:34:18 AM
Some things have to be learned the hard way.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: ducpainter on August 15, 2017, 04:30:13 AM
Quote from: ADG on August 15, 2017, 01:45:10 AM
Piss off Nate, you idiot suck boy.

Really Ahren? That's all you got?

I thought you were more intelligent. I was wrong.

Buh Bye...and enjoy Panama.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: duccarlos on August 15, 2017, 08:55:03 AM
who the hell was that douche?

Anyway, did Statler disappear again after not being able to make DIMBY?
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: stopintime on August 15, 2017, 10:51:38 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on August 15, 2017, 08:55:03 AM
who the hell was that douche?

Anyway, did Statler disappear again after not being able to make DIMBY?

He'll be there next weekend  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 15, 2017, 11:13:06 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on August 15, 2017, 08:55:03 AM
who the hell was that douche?

Anyway, did Statler disappear again after not being able to make DIMBY?

He's been slacking for years.

I vote we confiscate his monster and give it to Nate for a track bike.
Title: Re: Where did Statler go?
Post by: Monsterlover on August 15, 2017, 12:05:59 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on August 15, 2017, 11:13:06 AM
He's been slacking for years.

I vote we confiscate his monster and give it to Nate for a track bike.

Bad idea. That bike is a 4v.

It would be doomed for sure ;D