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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Monsterlover on May 07, 2016, 02:33:10 AM

Title: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Monsterlover on May 07, 2016, 02:33:10 AM
If you're on a boat, in water, and you throw your suitcase overboard into the water, does the water level increase?
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Howie on May 07, 2016, 03:51:28 AM
How big is the suitcase?
Does the suitcase float or sink?
If it floats what is the distance between the keel and waterline?
Does any water leak into the suitcase?

Get to work on the fairing stiffeners  ;)
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Oldfisti on May 07, 2016, 04:01:40 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: stopintime on May 07, 2016, 04:26:33 AM
I need to know at what speed and in which direction the boat sails.
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Speeddog on May 07, 2016, 07:54:40 AM
Water level in which reference frame?

And like Howie said, does the suitcase float or sink?
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: ducpainter on May 07, 2016, 08:56:46 AM
No...

but the boat might now be able to take off due to reduced weight.
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on May 07, 2016, 09:46:20 AM
As long as the suitcase fits inside the boat, the water level should go down relative to a fixed frame of reference.  Why are you throwing a suitcase out of your boat?  Are you trying to dispose of a body or mutilated parts of a body?  Are G-men closing in on your discreet import business?  Hiding porn?
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 07, 2016, 10:39:25 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 07, 2016, 02:33:10 AM
If you're on a boat, in water, and you throw your suitcase overboard into the water, does the water level increase?

There's no way to work it out.


We better buy a boat.
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Bick on May 07, 2016, 11:13:43 AM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on May 07, 2016, 10:39:25 AM
There's no way to work it out.


We better burn a boat.

If the rocket scientist has given up on solving this, there is no hope.

Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Monsterlover on May 07, 2016, 11:29:13 AM
[laugh]

This thread... exactly as I predicted.
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Speeddog on May 07, 2016, 11:47:43 AM
Quote from: Bick on May 07, 2016, 11:13:43 AM

Quote from: Satellite smithy on May 07, 2016, 10:39:25 AM
There's no way to work it out.

We better burn a boat.

If the rocket scientist has given up on solving this, there is no hope.


If the boat is on fire, that changes everything.
Especially if it catches the treadmill on fire.

That reminds me, why do people get so concerned about fire on their boat?
They're surrounded by water, what's the big deal?
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Grampa on May 07, 2016, 12:12:37 PM
Not only do the sea levels rise, polar bears die, penguins become the new genetic masters of the universe, and Duane Johnson wins an Oscar.
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: ute on May 07, 2016, 01:30:04 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on May 07, 2016, 10:39:25 AM
There's no way to work it out.


We better buy a boat.


Your going to need a bigger boat

We're Gonna Need A bigger Boat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT9BeGNnCqw#)
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Bick on May 07, 2016, 01:46:31 PM
I'm On A Boat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM)
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 07, 2016, 01:52:13 PM
How many suitcases would we have to toss to get rid of Florida?
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: kopfjäger on May 07, 2016, 03:18:30 PM
It'll rise more when you jump in to get your suitcase back.
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Speedbag on May 07, 2016, 04:22:10 PM
When does the conveyor belt come into play?
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Speeddog on May 07, 2016, 04:51:16 PM
I lasted to 52 seconds watching that vid.... that means I win the boat, right?

Conveyor belt?
I thought it was a treadmill?
Wait, this is getting really complicated.
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: ducpainter on May 07, 2016, 04:51:57 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on May 07, 2016, 04:51:16 PM
I lasted to 52 seconds watching that vid.... that means I win the boat, right?

Conveyor belt?
I thought it was a treadmill?
Wait, this is getting really complicated.
Consider the source.
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Bick on May 07, 2016, 04:56:10 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on May 07, 2016, 04:51:16 PM
I lasted to 52 seconds watching that vid.... that means I win the boat, right?

And the taxes, mooring fees, operating and maintenance costs that go with it.  [evil]
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: ducpainter on May 07, 2016, 04:57:23 PM
Quote from: Bick on May 07, 2016, 04:56:10 PM
And the taxes, mooring fees, operating and maintenance costs that go with it.  [evil]
...another hole in the water to throw money in. ;)
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Monsterlover on May 07, 2016, 04:58:28 PM
Bust Out Another Thousand
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Bick on May 07, 2016, 04:59:08 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 07, 2016, 04:57:23 PM
...another hole in the water to throw money in. ;)

Italian motorized vehicles are much smaller holes.  [Dolph] ;D
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: ducpainter on May 07, 2016, 05:01:55 PM
Quote from: Bick on May 07, 2016, 04:59:08 PM
Italian motorized vehicles are much smaller holes.  [Dolph] ;D
\
That is true...

while they remain obscenely expensive. [thumbsup]

That said...motos and boats are better deals than snowmobiles. ;)
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 07, 2016, 07:06:55 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on May 07, 2016, 03:18:30 PM
It'll rise more when you jump in to get your suitcase back.

Your avatar is rising enough.
Title: Re: If you're on a boat...
Post by: Rameses on May 07, 2016, 08:12:48 PM

Water level falls briefly, both relative to the boat and relative to a fixed point, while the suitcase is in the air.

When the suitcase hits the water, the water level returns to the previous level relative to the fixed point, yet stays at the lowered level relative to the boat.