I'd be more than willing to step up to the plate. I can easily win your father over, (he's probably my age) I'm self confident, I'm a huge downhill ski fan, (I am a positive influence on athletes) I can cook, I'm pretty make the beast with two backsing funny, I can double as your personal security, I love dogs, and I sold my golf clubs.
Lindsey Vonn: - CNN.com - www.cnn.com (//http://)
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/29/entertainment/lindsey-vonn-dating-men/index.html?campaign_id=A100&campaign_type=Email (http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/29/entertainment/lindsey-vonn-dating-men/index.html?campaign_id=A100&campaign_type=Email)
Dood... [laugh] [clap] [laugh] [clap]...
good luck with it.
Give it a shot, don't know if you don't try. [laugh]
Dear Lindsey,
While Kopf is probably a decent human being, you probably want to be with someone who is not already in his sunset years.
It would also be much easier for you and I to date, as we are practically neighbors already.
And, Helicopter Pilot. 'Nuf said.
Sorry Daryl.
Gotta' sell your golf clubs though.
"While Kopf is probably a decent human being, you probably want to be with someone who is not already in his sunset years."
No problem, look at Charlie Chaplin :D
(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/funnies/38bd6a41.jpg~original)
I rest my case.
I almost forgot.....I love stargazing, thunderstorms, long walks in the rain, and chocolate pudding skins.
Lindsey,
Hey, I am just a dude that cooks a bit here and there, eats like a friggin' decathlon participant, know a thing or two about cars and motorcycles and most important, I am a tourist who has never in his life put on a pair of skies but, has done some ice skating . . .
I am jobless but, searching.
Hope you give me a change to prove you that non-athletic guys are worth the chance
Dear Lindsey.
Get with the program! This is 2016. You don't need a man to start a family. It really sounds like you need a wife. Parents love me. Little babies coo at me. Small dogs jump right into my arms.
I cook, clean, iron, and have shoes enough to match any purse you would need me hold for you.
Plus I could teach you a thing or two!
PS - I don't golf. ;D
Like I said, worth a shot. :D
Given her prior beau, perhaps words like "loyal" or "monogamous", or phrases like "I'm not a skirt-chasing dirtbag" or "I don't hop into the sack with every warm body I possibly can", may help you folks tune up your presentations.
Just sayin'.
;D
Quote from: LMT on June 29, 2016, 05:25:35 PM
Dear Lindsey.
Get with the program! This is 2016. You don't need a man to start a family. It really sounds like you need a wife. Parents love me. Little babies coo at me. Small dogs jump right into my arms.
I cook, clean, iron, and have shoes enough to match any purse you would need me hold for you.
Plus I could teach you a thing or two!
PS - I don't golf. ;D
LMT FTW! [laugh] [thumbsup]
Quote from: LMT on June 29, 2016, 05:25:35 PM
Dear Lindsey.
Get with the program! This is 2016. You don't need a man to start a family. It really sounds like you need a wife. Parents love me. Little babies coo at me. Small dogs jump right into my arms.
I cook, clean, iron, and have shoes enough to match any purse you would need me hold for you.
Plus I could teach you a thing or two!
PS - I don't golf. ;D
LMT gets my vote! [thumbsup]
Quite possibly one of the best threads every.
Dear Ms. Vonn,
Three solid candidates here are already in contention (albeit most have their AARP cards).
Personally I've already married above my pay grade. ;D
Quote from: Speeddog on June 29, 2016, 07:39:45 PM
Given her prior beau, perhaps words like "loyal" or "monogamous", or phrases like "I'm not a skirt-chasing dirtbag" or "I don't hop into the sack with every warm body I possibly can", may help you folks tune up your presentations.
Just sayin'.
;D
She started dating Tiger long after that was public knowledge, so I don't think it really matters. Now where's my ski wax.
Go for it!
The worst she can do is say no.
Geez woman....I'm married already. Hacking Darrells account just to get closer to me is a new low.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] She heard about Monterey.
LMT does make some solid points. [drink]
[laugh]
You better catch her,
http://www.motorsport.com/f3.5/news/skiing-star-lindsey-vonn-tries-out-for-potential-racing-future-794492/ (http://www.motorsport.com/f3.5/news/skiing-star-lindsey-vonn-tries-out-for-potential-racing-future-794492/)
NASCAR could sell that shit. :-*
Dear Ms. Vonn,
I have an opening on my LSR team. I promise speed, and no leg-humping. Besides, I and my teammates are happily married. But your status as a motorcycle racer in addition to your skiing abilities will suredly open opportunities to meet confident low-lifes who pay lip service to gender equality.
Sincerely,
Dirtbag
[laugh]
Maybe you should take a trip to Russia, Kopf?
http://metro.co.uk/2011/07/13/robber-viktor-jasinski-used-for-sex-slavery-by-beauty-salon-owner-olga-zajac-75008/ (http://metro.co.uk/2011/07/13/robber-viktor-jasinski-used-for-sex-slavery-by-beauty-salon-owner-olga-zajac-75008/)
I remember when that story first broke. :D
I dated a Russian hairdresser named Ulia while working in Kurdistan in 03. If you go that route you better bring your 'A' game. They can drink vodka all night long, I mean 'drink'. Most cab drivers sell viagra, and you're gonna need it. I walked with a limp for months. ;)
Yep-I made the mistake of drinking with the Russians.
I was blind for three days. ;)
I figured out after the first night not to touch an empty glass, or pick up the 'table' bottle to read the label.
Careful what you wish for. [laugh]
The hairdresser applied her own home grown prisoner rehab programme. :D The crook, what a wuss, could have been a lot worse, like his head blown off by an armed store keeper.
Im pretty happy to have found Mrs Monsterlover, but I wish the rest of you well.
I shall live vicariously through the winner ;D
Dear Lindsey,
By now I assume you have had it with pretty boys, with rich boys, with talented, smart and successful people, with people who are in shape or earn a good living... which leaves me. I don't golf.
Call me.
Quote from: Dirty Duc on July 01, 2016, 09:30:38 PM
Dear Ms. Vonn,
I have an opening on my LSR team. I promise speed, and no leg-humping. Besides, I and my teammates are happily married. But your status as a motorcycle racer in addition to your skiing abilities will suredly open opportunities to meet confident low-lifes who pay lip service to gender equality.
Sincerely,
Dirtbag
[thumbsup]