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Title: Twice by the same bear
Post by: kopfjäger on October 03, 2016, 11:06:21 AM
He got lucky, twice. Maybe she just wanted to play.

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2016/10/03/Man-attacked-by-bear-twice-survives-to-tell-the-tale/9251475495030/ (http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2016/10/03/Man-attacked-by-bear-twice-survives-to-tell-the-tale/9251475495030/)
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: the_Journeyman on October 03, 2016, 11:56:45 AM
Makes me think of the quote/T-shirt "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.  Except bears.  Bears will kill you.)

JM
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: Grampa on October 03, 2016, 01:15:32 PM
Timothy Treadwell Bear Repellant is a must when hiking. 
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: NAKID on October 03, 2016, 02:01:49 PM
Quote from: Grampa on October 03, 2016, 01:15:32 PM
Timothy Treadwell Bear Repellant is a must when hiking. 

Said he used it, bear ran right through it...
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: Speeddog on October 03, 2016, 03:56:39 PM
Dunno what the officer was talking about..... "go get a lottery ticket"... he done used up all his good luck with the bear.
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: red baron on October 03, 2016, 04:53:37 PM
Quote from: Grampa on October 03, 2016, 01:15:32 PM
Timothy Treadwell Bear Repellant is a must when hiking. 


This is why they make 10mm.
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: the_Journeyman on October 03, 2016, 06:29:24 PM
Quote from: red baron on October 03, 2016, 04:53:37 PM

This is why they make 10mm.

And .460

JM
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: koko64 on October 04, 2016, 12:52:25 AM
Yikes! Much scarier than koala bears. I think he has used up all his credits.
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: kopfjäger on October 04, 2016, 04:57:51 PM
He might have been wearing Duluth.

https://youtu.be/vZGvDysc_G4
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: the_Journeyman on October 04, 2016, 07:14:11 PM
He needed a Duluth helmet from the pics...

JM
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: red baron on October 04, 2016, 08:04:41 PM
Quote from: koko64 on October 04, 2016, 12:52:25 AM
Yikes! Much scarier than koala bears. I think he has used up all his credits.


Koala=not a bear.


;D
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: koko64 on October 04, 2016, 08:13:00 PM
 ;D
Pouch bear?
They can scratch you and piss on you. Not so bad in the scheme of things.
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: kopfjäger on October 04, 2016, 08:23:51 PM
Quote from: koko64 on October 04, 2016, 08:13:00 PM
;D

They can scratch you and piss on you. Not so bad in the scheme of things.

Yeah, well so can....never mind.  ;)
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: koko64 on October 04, 2016, 08:34:42 PM
 [laugh]
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: Slide Panda on October 11, 2016, 07:18:00 AM
It's the drop bears you need to worry about
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: koko64 on October 11, 2016, 08:30:36 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: Grampa on October 11, 2016, 10:59:28 AM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/Q9OJMCGh.jpg)
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: cokey on October 13, 2016, 02:02:57 PM
Wonder if stabbing the eye will work.  Hell, I get poked and I'm done...
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: Speeddog on October 13, 2016, 02:29:46 PM
Quote from: cokey on October 13, 2016, 02:02:57 PM
Wonder if stabbing the eye will work.  Hell, I get poked and I'm done...

I suspect it would make for a quicker end to your misery.
Title: Re: Twice by the same bear
Post by: lethe on October 13, 2016, 03:01:46 PM
I'd grope the bear. Either it would get upset and run away or it would want to make sweet love to me.
Win, win.
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