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Moto Board => General Monster Forum => Topic started by: nkryptit on July 23, 2008, 12:23:44 PM

Title: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: nkryptit on July 23, 2008, 12:23:44 PM
Catering to all those who don't want to learn how to ride, but still want to look like yuppie douche bags.

http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/25799529.html (http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/25799529.html)

Also...see what my favorite "not news" community thinks of it.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3754403 (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3754403)
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: SSSA on July 23, 2008, 03:29:47 PM
This was my favorite comment:
"I'm going to start a company that will convert these to 2-wheelers." - Sooner01
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Old-Duckman on July 23, 2008, 04:02:37 PM
But really, can ya blame 'em?

Harley sees that other companies are converting bikes into trikes and figure that they want a share...Just good business sense.

I'm quite sure that many die hard Harley fans would buy one of these (probably waaay over priced) trikes over a non-modded by Harley trike. I wonder if they are being made in a Harley factory or subbed out...I'd bet the latter.

I was getin' one of the Ducks inspected at my local Harley dealer the other week and saw a trike based on a V-Rod ! It was used and if I remember right they were asking 29K...Wow! Sharp ride though.

Trikes aren't only for people afraid to ride on 2 wheels  but are good for handicapped folks and the older set.

If I live so long I may end up on a trike too...'course it would be Ducati based...
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Ducatiloo on July 23, 2008, 04:06:14 PM
Does this mean I don't get to see the locals tip over their bikes while trying to move the kickstand drunk?
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: lawbreaker on July 23, 2008, 04:35:29 PM
..................Utter garbage


Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: DucHead on July 23, 2008, 05:56:22 PM
Quotes from another board: 
"buy a convertible. save your dignity." 

"Tri-Glide Ultra? Sounds like something your mom and I used last night."

[laugh]
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Old-Duckman on July 23, 2008, 07:04:33 PM
Quote from: pompetta on July 23, 2008, 05:56:22 PM
Quotes from another board: 
"buy a convertible. save your dignity." 


I've got a convertable but I could surely see a place for a trike in my life at some time.

I'm a little confused as to why so many "real bikers" are adverse to trikes???
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: mstevens on July 23, 2008, 08:56:28 PM
I struggle with the reference to "bat wing" styling - does anyone else know what this is supposed to be?

This is totally not for me. I could see it if I were short a leg or otherwise unable to ride my Harley, assuming I wanted to do that in the first place. I've just laughed at trikes for too many years ever to ride one.

As for the convertible statement, I'm not yet 50 and there are days it's tough to get in and out of my Z4. My dad can't do it at all. As my knees get worse, I wonder how long I'll be able to use the clutch and twist my right leg around the transmission hump. I realize there are automatic transmissions in cars claiming to be roadsters, but why?

I think by the time most people "need" a trike they'll also be out of the roadster market.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Rev. Millertime on July 23, 2008, 09:09:35 PM
Fav comment on the fark site.


Model:  AARP

Goes right in line with the rest of their FLXDRSABPNED model designations.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Adamm0621 on July 23, 2008, 11:05:15 PM
The Harley is hideous, but some of the other versions of trikes on that thread looked reasonable.  Not for me, but I can understand the market for them (handicapped, old people).
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: mcgalinmd on July 24, 2008, 03:47:17 AM
If you are going to do 3 wheels, make it cool (piaggo, t-rex, etc) - if you buy this thing?  You're a poser just like all the rest, and I still get to laugh at you as you just gave the HD dealer enough $$ to buy a 2 ducati's a dirt bike and a bunch of riding gear, and maybe pay off your home mortgage.

Get a convertible....
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on July 24, 2008, 06:46:01 AM
Ek, you're one wheel away from a convertible. Where's it gonna end?

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm47/roy-nexus-6/quad_comute.jpg)
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Ducatiloo on July 24, 2008, 08:56:29 AM
Quote from: Adamm3406 on July 23, 2008, 11:05:15 PM
The Harley is hideous, but some of the other versions of trikes on that thread looked reasonable.  Not for me, but I can understand the market for them (handicapped, old people).

handicapped, old people, dunk, blind, etc  [laugh]  I can just see the HD sales banners.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Taz Duc on July 24, 2008, 09:15:00 AM
ATTENTION all seniors, crippled military veterans, individuals handicapped by a reckless driver/hooligan, and anyone else that was considering adapting to a physical condition by getting a trike so they could get into/continue motorcycling and sharing camaraderie with old friends â€" Forget It.  It has been deemed by some narrow-minded, discriminating elitist that you should stay home and take up knitting until you die.

Can’t say I will feel bad for those who demean others when life throws them an unexpected curveball or when they aren’t young, strong and invincible any longer.  And how wonderful to know these snobby beliefs are being handed down to the next generation of bikers.  Way to come together gang.

Just when I think I have seen it all, a new low in ragging on other motorcyclist pops up.  Certain remarks that continue to crop up here make me embarrassed we even bought Ducs, because we certainly don’t think so low of other bikers.  Well it’s time to go for a ride and blow this pompous stink off of me and warn the hubby to stick to the tech threads when he comes here.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Ducatiloo on July 24, 2008, 09:50:42 AM
My point was that HD will never market this bike to goup you listed.  Their PR group does not have the balls.  Neither does any other mainstream brand.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Old-Duckman on July 24, 2008, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: Taz Duc on July 24, 2008, 09:15:00 AM
ATTENTION all seniors, crippled military veterans, individuals handicapped by a reckless driver/hooligan, and anyone else that was considering adapting to a physical condition by getting a trike so they could get into/continue motorcycling and sharing camaraderie with old friends â€" Forget It.  It has been deemed by some narrow-minded, discriminating elitist that you should stay home and take up knitting until you die.

Can’t say I will feel bad for those who demean others when life throws them an unexpected curveball or when they aren’t young, strong and invincible any longer.  And how wonderful to know these snobby beliefs are being handed down to the next generation of bikers.  Way to come together gang.

Just when I think I have seen it all, a new low in ragging on other motorcyclist pops up.  Certain remarks that continue to crop up here make me embarrassed we even bought Ducs, because we certainly don’t think so low of other bikers.  Well it’s time to go for a ride and blow this pompous stink off of me and warn the hubby to stick to the tech threads when he comes here.


Preach it Sister...I'll turn the pages!!
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: JoeChieftain on July 24, 2008, 04:31:13 PM
Quote from: roy-nexus-6 on July 24, 2008, 06:46:01 AM
Ek, you're one wheel away from a convertible. Where's it gonna end?


My wife has a spyder and it is actully kinda fun to ride, but not more the 20 minutes if you have long legs. She likes riding it. I am stuck with my POS sportster for now because the deck guy hit the septic line with the post auger and has to make the deck bigger (ie more exspensive).

As for where it stops see this:

http://www.diseno-art.com/encyclopedia/concept_cars/polaris_revolver.html

Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: psycledelic on July 27, 2008, 01:37:28 AM
This is just a huge marketing scheme.  Between that three wheeled thing and the new naked Buell nightmare, HD is just trying to fugly up the showroom floor to draw more attention to the Harley Davidson Brutale, uh, I mean MV Agusta.  All in all, it just makes my head hurt. 
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: greenohawk69 on July 30, 2008, 10:19:16 AM
Quote from: Taz Duc on July 24, 2008, 09:15:00 AM
ATTENTION all seniors, crippled military veterans, individuals handicapped by a reckless driver/hooligan, and anyone else that was considering adapting to a physical condition by getting a trike so they could get into/continue motorcycling and sharing camaraderie with old friends â€" Forget It.  It has been deemed by some narrow-minded, discriminating elitist that you should stay home and take up knitting until you die.

Can’t say I will feel bad for those who demean others when life throws them an unexpected curveball or when they aren’t young, strong and invincible any longer.  And how wonderful to know these snobby beliefs are being handed down to the next generation of bikers.  Way to come together gang.

Just when I think I have seen it all, a new low in ragging on other motorcyclist pops up.  Certain remarks that continue to crop up here make me embarrassed we even bought Ducs, because we certainly don’t think so low of other bikers.  Well it’s time to go for a ride and blow this pompous stink off of me and warn the hubby to stick to the tech threads when he comes here.


+2 on this and thanks for speaking up...just say this thread.  It does get to be tiresome hearing some of this diatribe.  I think I'll leave the Duc in the garage and ride the Harley instead. 
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: OddBall on July 30, 2008, 11:27:19 AM
They will probably sell well. Those inclined to buy them don't need to be sold on the idea. The handicapped or seasoned citizens figure out for themselves if they have the motivation and funds to buy & ride. My former boss had to track down the trike conversion he wanted. It was discontinued as I remember. After all the time and effort the news went around that HD had struck a deal with Leahman, I think, and would be producing a factory model. Not sure he would have wanted a full touring model, he preferred as little bodywork as possible. He is crippled, so it has a hand shift and reverse. Nice bike as I remember. He even likes to drag race enough that he even got "Warhol's 15 minutes of fame" racing on tv.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Dragsterhund on July 30, 2008, 01:05:47 PM
IF I was in the market for a trike, I'd want to buy a harley trike rather than a third party modified one.... I'm sure these will come with a full factory warranty like every other harley, because I'd think that modifying a harley to make it into a trike would void the warranty on it.  It makes perfect sense.

Why do people think the Can Am Spyder better than a Harley trike? Neither of them are motorcycles... both have three wheels... what makes one more acceptable than the other?
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Kyna on July 30, 2008, 01:17:33 PM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 24, 2008, 09:50:42 AM
My point was that HD will never market this bike to goup you listed.  Their PR group does not have the balls.  Neither does any other mainstream brand.

Acutally I can see HD using an older, rough looking guy with *gasp* gray hair in their ad campaign.  There is actually a good size market for trike conversions on HD and other bikes.

If you were at a point where you couldn't quite manage a bike anymore but still wanted the feel of riding what option do you have?  I'd rather buy straight from the manufacturer and have some sort of warranty.  That is HD's target market and I doubt they are too stupid to advertise towards them.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: bluemoco on July 30, 2008, 01:34:47 PM
Quote from: Kyna on July 30, 2008, 01:17:33 PM
If you were at a point where you couldn't quite manage a bike anymore but still wanted the feel of riding what option do you have? 

A sidecar.  Harley has offered them in their catalog for years, and they can be attached to many H-D Touring models.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Kyna on July 30, 2008, 01:38:47 PM
Quote from: bluemoco v2.0 on July 30, 2008, 01:34:47 PM
A sidecar.  Harley has offered them in their catalog for years, and they can be attached to many H-D Touring models.

Are you really going to sign up to be crammed in a side car, giving up control to someone else?  And if you had a hard time getting on a bike then I'd be willing to be that getting IN a sidecar isn't going to be much easier.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 30, 2008, 02:02:07 PM
Quote from: Kyna on July 30, 2008, 01:38:47 PM
Are you really going to sign up to be crammed in a side car, giving up control to someone else?  And if you had a hard time getting on a bike then I'd be willing to be that getting IN a sidecar isn't going to be much easier.

Er....I think the implication was the same person getting on the trike would be operating the motorcycle, just with a sidecar attached....
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Kyna on July 30, 2008, 02:06:05 PM
okay, I'm a bit slow right now.  I apologize if I took the sidecare statement the wrong way.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Triple J on July 30, 2008, 02:19:45 PM
Quote from: bluemoco v2.0 on July 30, 2008, 01:34:47 PM
A sidecar.  Harley has offered them in their catalog for years, and they can be attached to many H-D Touring models.

+1

If I ever can't ride a 2-wheeled moto, that's what I'll get.  I'd never get a trike.  I don't care if others get one though.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 30, 2008, 02:49:36 PM
Quote from: Triple J on July 30, 2008, 02:19:45 PM
+1

If I ever can't ride a 2-wheeled moto, that's what I'll get.  I'd never get a trike.  I don't care if others get one though.

If you were that disabled....a sidecar would hold a wheelchair easier than trying to hoist it up behind you and tie it off....
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: pennyrobber on July 30, 2008, 03:49:44 PM
Quote from: Taz Duc on July 24, 2008, 09:15:00 AM
ATTENTION all seniors, crippled military veterans, individuals handicapped by a reckless driver/hooligan, and anyone else that was considering adapting to a physical condition by getting a trike so they could get into/continue motorcycling and sharing camaraderie with old friends â€" Forget It.  It has been deemed by some narrow-minded, discriminating elitist that you should stay home and take up knitting until you die.

Can’t say I will feel bad for those who demean others when life throws them an unexpected curveball or when they aren’t young, strong and invincible any longer.  And how wonderful to know these snobby beliefs are being handed down to the next generation of bikers.  Way to come together gang.

Just when I think I have seen it all, a new low in ragging on other motorcyclist pops up.  Certain remarks that continue to crop up here make me embarrassed we even bought Ducs, because we certainly don’t think so low of other bikers.  Well it’s time to go for a ride and blow this pompous stink off of me and warn the hubby to stick to the tech threads when he comes here.


Every motorbike riding group rags on all the other motorbike riding groups. No matter if you are a sportbike rider, cruiser rider or even adventure rider, you dish out a healthy amount of crap. It's all in good fun. Speaking of which, all that new Harley is missing is the pink basket above the headlight to store a purse.
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Old-Duckman on July 30, 2008, 05:02:32 PM
I agree that a side hack is far sweeter than a trike...Harley should have pushed the limits some and re-introduced a side car Harley...Would have fit in well with our Retro-crazed society.

Make a Pan head lookin' motor ala the faux bevel in the Ducati MHE...attach a side car...and I'd bet they would fly off the showroom floor...Harley just ain't thinkin', they need me as a marketing guy!
Title: Re: The Harley Tri-Glide Ultra
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 30, 2008, 06:35:22 PM
Quote from: Old-Duckman on July 30, 2008, 05:02:32 PM

Make a Pan head lookin' motor ala the faux bevel in the Ducati MHE...attach a side car...and I'd bet they would flylumber off the showroom floor...Harley just ain't thinkin', they need me as a marketing guy!

FIFY