Sometimes it can be tough livin' large in Texas, and this damn close to enlightenment... ya know, you still want to hang with the crew... so I got me a BCHL, and now i'm packin' heat!! why, b1tches? cuz that's how I roll....
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no sentient beings, nor living beings that can experience pain, nor those that we might suppose could experience pain, were caused to experience pain in the making of this email.
So, if your "piece" leaks, it will look like you peed yourself.... :P
SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU COWARD!!!
[roll] Where'd you get that drivers license photo - Guantanamo ? ;D ;D ;D
Holy s#@t, that's funny as hell!! This is the CHL thread that makes any sense!! [laugh] Bacon for everyone! [bacon]
someone buy this man a beer just for posting such a great DL photo. Hope its not a passport photo, i sure as hell wouldn't let him through! and maybe i'm just a lil jealous i don't have his "occupation"
;D Now that's funny! ;D
Quit playing with your toys and answer your PMs, Patrick. :)
Is that a water gun?
Quote from: Ideapimp on July 24, 2008, 07:19:49 AM
Quit playing with your toys and answer your PMs, Patrick. :)
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only problem is, when can I reasonably expect that I would not be stepping into a bar?
dude, i have a few replica plastic pistols that shoot 6mm plastic bbs...if you want one. sig sauer 228, glock 23, and glock 17L.... they really sting.
Quote from: McKraut on July 24, 2008, 06:36:39 PM
dude, i have a few replica plastic pistols that shoot 6mm plastic bbs...if you want one. sig sauer 228, glock 23, and glock 17L.... they really sting.
You could break the skin and cause a really nasty infection.
No all you need is a meat mustache!! [laugh]
Quote from: littleyellowduc (LYD) on July 25, 2008, 03:50:37 AM
No all you need is a meat mustache!! [laugh]
But then you would look like a [leo] that cheered for "DA BEARS"
Quote from: caffeinejunkee on July 24, 2008, 06:10:36 AM
So, if your "piece" leaks, it will look like you peed yourself.... :P
That's usually the case.
I swear to god I have never had a conversation with Alan where he did not bring up the words "meat moustache".... This usually leaves me feeling awkward and uncomfortable, like when people at work talk about sports that are not soccer and motorcycle racing... I'm like "did WHO show up what kind of training?!?!" and "What is a meat moustache?"
I'm not kidding. Every single one. I'm going to call him on the phone right now, and 20$ says he sees it is me calling on callerID, and answers the phone with an enthusiastic "Meat Moustache!"