Ducati Monster Forum - Noms de Plume
10/10ths - John - '97 M750
1niceputt -
a13bpilot -
alancb - Alan
AndreRA3 - Andre
Asia1098 - Barry - 1098, '06 VFR 800
ato memphis - Josh, '99 M900
Barnee Phife - Jim - Sport Classic 1000, black
billy9304 - Billy - looking (former Triumph Triple, orange)
bryant8 - Bryant - 848, white
Caffeinejunkee - George - M695
CALSCRAZY - Chris M695
cdc - Charles - M1000S
chipo - Jesus - Monster
Dallas 1098 - Jeff - 1098
Dallas2r - Will - S2R
Desmolu - Lu?? - Monster
Desmonster900 - Cory - new S4RS, black
double-0-3 - Dave - S4RS, HD Low Rider
Duc L'Smart - Scott - '07 1098s, '06 Paul Smart LE, '99 BMW K1200RS, '73 BMW R75/5, '67 Ducati Monza 250 Bevel Drive, '63 Vespa GS 160
ducandcover - Rick - 95 M900
ducdood - Lane - S4, yellow
Duc Fever - John (of John & Tery)
fastwin - Brian - everything! - wife-Jen
Fussion620 - Rueben, yellow 620
IZ_Keith - Keith - 1098, Monster
GeorgeInDallas - George - ST3, red
giannis - Giannis - GSXR 1000
gilberto - Dan
Girlrider - Maria - Monster,
GREENOHAWK69 - Todd - M900
Gt1000man - Leo - GT 1000
haywyre - Cevan
hiero - David - Monster
Ideapimp - Ryan & Sarah - Sport 1000, black
JamesMcCain - James McCain - 1098S, 999 racebike
JesterDFW - Jacob - Monster, red
John & Tery - John and Tery
Jones - Doug
Komet33 - Bruce
kuhlka - Rob - 1098
littleyellowduc (LYD) - Alan - '01 900 Monster
Mark1098 - Mark - 1098, red
McKraut (badfish2) - Rich - 900ss/sp, red
MurDuc - Jason - Monster
n2f - Lisa - 999-yellow, 620 dark
neighbormike - Mike - '00 750 dark
newslacker - Patrick - '07 S4RS, red
NorDog - Norris - Monster S4RS, FXDX
oaf - Jeff - '07 695
phoenix1 - Cole
pipeliner1978 - Tommy - '05 S4R 1000, R1
RichD - Rich - 1098S, red; Triumph Daytona 955i, red; 900SS, yello - w/ PugglePod 9000; 2 unicycles, blue&yellow
ronr - Ron, 1098S
rsoffar - Richard - '00 750
sdlrodeo - Steve -
shadowcougar1 - Gus
svoloch- Patrick - 999, black Xerox
Swanny - Jim? - Monster
Taz Duc - (formerly D-Mon) - Dar and Dave - S4RS, HD Sportster
Texmonster - Ashok - 1098S
USMC18996-ducatiflyboy - Joseph - 996
webspoke - Stan - S2R
xfergusonx - Matt - 848, white
XJBaylor - Keith - '06 S2R 800 Black/Tang
Made a few recent updates.
I'll try to keep up as people take this opportunity to change their identities
You don't want to know what my mother calls me... :o
Jason is on my birth certificate.
Some friends call me J, some call me Murdoch. Most use both depending on the situation, clan affiliation, and the possible need for brevity.
Like the difference between, "Yo Murdoch. Long time no see dude. How's it going?" and
"J! YOU'RE ON FIRE!"
I started updating the old list from TOB in this post with some new screen names and bikes http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=660.0--maybe copy and paste into your first post to save some time???
Moms calls me Alan, but one thing she never calls me is late for dinner (as long as there is meat) :e:v
CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL CALHOUN!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!!!! imagine learning to spell all of that as a child. that was mostly when i was younger now it's just chris. :e:v
"you rotten little bastard..." :-*
man, I was dreading pulling the one from the old THCM over...
Quote from: Ronr on May 07, 2008, 09:32:34 PM
Ducati Monster Forum Nom de Plumes
RichD - Rich - 1098S, red, Triumph Daytona Speed Triple?, 900SS?
All corect except the "Speed triple" part.
1098S(red), 900SS(yello!), Triumph Daytona 955i(red), two unicycles(one blue, one yellow), a cool dog(fawn fur with mad wrinkles)...
:D
"Damn it James" - James' Mom
can you change me to 900 ss/sp plz
Please add 01 900 to LYD
ato memphis = josh with a 99 M900
"Karen"
That's the name I've got at the Starbucks where I stop everyday. Not entirely sure why I'm "Karen" there but what the hell... "GOOD MORNING, Karen; the usual bowl of super-duper, choc-full-o'caffeiney goodness triple shot latte?"
"Yes please, with a straw this time."
I mean what would happen if I told them my name was Lisa? I imagine doom - that's for sure.
Quote from: n2f on May 08, 2008, 03:29:06 PM
"Karen"
That's the name I've got at the Starbucks where I stop everyday. Not entirely sure why I'm "Karen" there but what the hell... "GOOD MORNING, Karen; the usual bowl of super-duper, choc-full-o'caffeiney goodness triple shot latte?"
"Yes please, with a straw this time."
I mean what would happen if I told them my name was Lisa? I imagine doom - that's for sure.
both by sons are named Lisa and they get vanilla milks at starbucks. most likely, you'd get a vanilla milk.
Quote from: n2f on May 08, 2008, 03:29:06 PM
"Karen"
That's the name I've got at the Starbucks where I stop everyday. Not entirely sure why I'm "Karen" there but what the hell... "GOOD MORNING, Karen; the usual bowl of super-duper, choc-full-o'caffeiney goodness triple shot latte?"
"Yes please, with a straw this time."
I mean what would happen if I told them my name was Lisa? I imagine doom - that's for sure.
weird...
Quote from: caffeinejunkee on May 07, 2008, 10:37:19 PM
I started updating the old list from TOB in this post with some new screen names and bikes http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=660.0--maybe copy and paste into your first post to save some time???
Thanks man, got'r dun!
Quote from: n2f on May 08, 2008, 03:29:06 PM
"Karen"
That's the name I've got at the Starbucks where I stop everyday. Not entirely sure why I'm "Karen" there but what the hell... "GOOD MORNING, Karen; the usual bowl of super-duper, choc-full-o'caffeiney goodness triple shot latte?"
"Yes please, with a straw this time."
I mean what would happen if I told them my name was Lisa? I imagine doom - that's for sure.
Someone just called me "Tom" today. Maybe it was short for "Tom, Dick and Harry"?
Quote from: svoloch on May 08, 2008, 08:10:34 PM
both by sons are named Lisa and they get vanilla milks at starbucks. most likely, you'd get a vanilla milk.
;:|
I'm Dar and hubby is Dave (double-0-3). We have matching 105 anniversary HOGs, his a Low Rider, mine a Sportster. We have S4rs Ducs, his a '08, mine '07. Will add to our collection when the time is right and we have a place to store them. I would like to get a bike with a sidecar so the dog can come with us and I can dress her up. He would like a Busa, 1098s, a touring Hog and many others I don't know about. ;D
Bryant... easy enough wt:
White 848 and looking for a monster
Quote from: bryant8 on May 09, 2008, 07:54:01 AM
Bryant... easy enough wt:
White 848 and looking for a monster
everyone should have a sbk and monster ;)
Quote from: hiero on May 09, 2008, 08:59:39 AM
everyone should have a sbk and monster ;)
I agree wt:
AMS will have the 696 next week :e:v
Quote from: Taz Duc on May 09, 2008, 05:22:52 AM
I'm Dar and hubby is Dave (double-0-3). We have matching 105 anniversary HOGs, his a Low Rider, mine a Sportster. We have S4rs Ducs, his a '08, mine '07. Will add to our collection when the time is right and we have a place to store them. I would like to get a bike with a sidecar so the dog can come with us and I can dress her up. He would like a Busa, 1098s, a touring Hog and many others I don't know about. ;D
Awesome collection of rides, Dar. Thanks for the name update...
We've got quite a list of Ducati riders :o
Ron,
Can we update the list to have Taz Duc (D-Mon) = Dar and Double-0-3 = Dave?
Thanks wt:
Man I feel left out. I'm gone for 2 weeks and return to a whole world turned upside down!
newslacker = Patrick 07 S4Rs in red.
Jesus Guillermo Acosta Flores! Explicame que coño es esto!
Or in english:
Chipo! What the hell is this?
;D ;D ;D
does anyone realize how big the photo would be if we could get everyone together. 50 peps so far
Tell me about it. This is getting long!
Re-Shoot!
Quote from: calscrazy on May 10, 2008, 06:21:46 AM
does anyone realize how big the photo would be if we could get everyone together. 50 peps so far
Plus, there's talk of merging the Texas Hill Country Monsters in with DFWM... Geez, then we'd have enough people to start our own country... have our own zipcode, 7-11s. Everything.
Yeah! secede from the Union, start our own government.
Clearly, this requires more beer and serious thought (in that order).
I'll get back to you.
well, for that, we'd need Rambo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJrdT6hn6io
I've been thinking about it some more and have decided that our LSD provional government should meet at the Dubliner evryday until our capitol building is completed, which, unfortunately, might take decades. Maybe we can get our own designated parking spots at the D.
Quote from: n2f on May 12, 2008, 05:12:00 AM
I've been thinking about it some more and have decided that our LSD provional government should meet at the Dubliner evryday until our capitol building is completed, which, unfortunately, might take decades. Maybe we can get our own designated parking spots at the D.
We can use more thinking like this in government--off the record, of course. ;D [beer]
Quote from: n2f on May 12, 2008, 05:12:00 AM
I've been thinking about it some more and have decided that our LSD provional government should meet at the Dubliner evryday until our capitol building is completed
What time?!? [drink] [thumbsup] ;D
there's talk of a merge? ???
nvm, I figured it out
Quote from: hiero on May 12, 2008, 06:09:49 AM
there's talk of a merge? ???
what were you referring to?
James if you actually read the entire thread you post in you'd know what hiero was referring to. [bang]
Quote from: bryant8 on May 12, 2008, 09:27:00 AM
James if you actually read the entire thread you post in you'd know what hiero was referring to. [bang]
Don't give him hints!!!!!
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 12, 2008, 09:06:48 AM
what were you referring to?
Well James, I'll save you the trouble of reading through all three pages of this thread and just give the Reader's Digest run-down: the DFWM are debating a merge with the Hillbilly Honda Tricycle Club out of Baton Rouge; they're big, just haven't been able to break into the local scene quite like us Ducatisti so we're looking at a merger; shared platforms, dealer network, etc. Sounds kinda STG but they've offered us complimentary memberships into Good Sam's, killer group-buy deals at any Cracker Barrel coast-to-coast, and some sort of abbreviated package with Triple A, so we (meaning the hip people in this group, James) have been going over the details trying to decide if this is someting that would make sense for both our respective memberships.
Watch this space - you could have a Trike in your future.
[evil] Like shooting fish in a barrel...
Quote from: n2f on May 12, 2008, 09:40:29 AM
Well James, I'll save you the trouble of reading through all three pages of this thread and just give the Reader's Digest run-down: the DFWM are debating a merge with the Hillbilly Honda Tricycle Club out of Baton Rouge; they're big, just haven't been able to break into the local scene quite like us Ducatisti so we're looking at a merger; shared platforms, dealer network, etc. Sounds kinda STG but they've offered us complimentary memberships into Good Sam's, killer group-buy deals at any Cracker Barrel coast-to-coast, and some sort of abbreviated package with Triple A, so we (meaning the hip people in this group, James) have been going over the details trying to decide if this is someting that would make sense for both our respective memberships.
Watch this space - you could have a Trike in your future.
[evil] Like shooting fish in a barrel...
Are you writing this from the Dubliner? ;D
cdc
Quote from: cdc on May 12, 2008, 09:56:20 AM
Are you writing this from the Dubliner? ;D
...and why wasn't I invited?
Quote from: cdc on May 12, 2008, 09:56:20 AM
Are you writing this from the Dubliner? ;D
cdc
No, I wish. Look, it's Monday... we're staring at an entire week of really crappy weather starting tonight, so yeah, just a little antsy and taking my boredom out on the good people of the DFWM/THCM/LSD, or whatever we're calling ourselves now.
Sorry for the confusion, y'all.
Carry on.
Quote from: n2f on May 12, 2008, 09:40:29 AM
Well James, I'll save you the trouble of reading through all three pages of this thread and just give the Reader's Digest run-down: the DFWM are debating a merge with the Hillbilly Honda Tricycle Club out of Baton Rouge; they're big, just haven't been able to break into the local scene quite like us Ducatisti so we're looking at a merger; shared platforms, dealer network, etc. Sounds kinda STG but they've offered us complimentary memberships into Good Sam's, killer group-buy deals at any Cracker Barrel coast-to-coast, and some sort of abbreviated package with Triple A, so we (meaning the hip people in this group, James) have been going over the details trying to decide if this is someting that would make sense for both our respective memberships.
Watch this space - you could have a Trike in your future.
[evil] Like shooting fish in a barrel...
[laugh]
no ribs for you! big meanie [cheeky]
Not to get off topic but...
My mother calls me Francis.
"But everybody calls me Psycho.
Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
And I don't like nobody touching my stuff! So just keep your meat hooks off.
If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you.
Also, I don't like nobody touching me.
Now, any of you h***s...
...touch me, and I'll kill you."
So what I'm trying to say is that you can call me mike.
I am the on the 2000 750 dark. Oh yeah and Swanny's neighbor.
Quote from: neighbormike on May 12, 2008, 04:03:46 PM
Not to get off topic but...
My mother calls me Francis.
"But everybody calls me Psycho.
Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
And I don't like nobody touching my stuff! So just keep your meat hooks off.
If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you.
Also, I don't like nobody touching me.
Now, any of you h***s...
...touch me, and I'll kill you."
So what I'm trying to say is that you can call me mike.
I am the on the 2000 750 dark. Oh yeah and Swanny's neighbor.
Hi "Psycho," you sound real friendly. [thumbsup]
Are you born in September, by chance ??? (see brithday thread)
BTW Welcome ;D
[laugh] neighbormike has such a descriptive and true name
Yo, Psycho, my Main Man, Wassup?
Good to see you post up, yo. How's that hot babe of yours, anyway?!?!?!?!?!?
Glad you made it [thumbsup]
Quote from: hiero on May 13, 2008, 06:02:54 AM
[laugh] neighbormike has such a descriptive and true name
I thought of going that route with my screen name but in the end I decided against it. "BIG_willy" seemed too pretentious. ;D
Quote from: dallas2r on May 13, 2008, 06:11:36 AM
I thought of going that route with my screen name but in the end I decided against it. "BIG_willy" seemed too pretentious. ;D
I dunno.... You DO give us the willies [roll]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyy5xZkwsMA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyy5xZkwsMA&feature=related)
Welcome and sorry your swanny's neighbor.
Hopefully your bday is in nov.
Welcome, Francis!
Nice to see I made the list over here. Only, it's an "S4RS" and a "FXDX".
Wow, I loose internet for two weeks and you guys change addresses on me!
So, when's the next cigar and [drink] get together?
Welcome Nordog!! Glad you got my email!!
Quote from: hiero on May 13, 2008, 06:02:54 AM
[laugh] neighbormike has such a descriptive and true name
Some of us worked really hard at our names. Yours is okay though. [wine]
(neighbormike's name, that is...)
Quote from: NorDog on May 13, 2008, 06:38:30 PM
Nice to see I made the list over here. Only, it's an "S4RS" and a "FXDX".
Wow, I loose internet for two weeks and you guys change addresses on me!
So, when's the next cigar and [drink] get together?
Yo Dog WassUP? Glad you found your way to the new kennel [laugh]
Quote from: Ronr on May 13, 2008, 07:23:14 PM
Some of us worked really hard at our names. Yours is okay though. [wine]
(neighbormike's name, that is...)
mm hmmm..
Quote from: NorDog on May 13, 2008, 06:38:30 PM
So, when's the next cigar and [drink] get together?
Dallas area, next week sometime???
Quote from: NorDog on May 13, 2008, 06:38:30 PM
So, when's the next cigar and [drink] get together?
What's your schedule?
I'll be in town in August. I suppose you don't have to postpone that long.
Not so good with delayed gratification... I'm thinking there'll be more than 1 [beer]
I actually got to stop in on Friday Night (wedding to attend) and went to the Old Monk with a friend who works in Dallas.
On the relative scale of bars, where does this rank - I had a good time.
Old Monk - GOOD [thumbsup]
Good, my friend Sarah (a friend from Nashville now living in Dallas) has never lead me wrong, but since she is also a transplant, I wasn't sure if she knew where was really good yet
I also rather enjoy Lee Harvey's -
http://leeharveys.com/pages/about.html
Ah, the Old Monk. I love the Monk. Last HH we had I really enjoyed the patio over at Beckley Brewhouse in OC. Scott good suggestion on that one [thumbsup]
Quote from: ato memphis on May 14, 2008, 06:59:25 AM
Good, my friend Sarah (a friend from Nashville now living in Dallas) has never lead me wrong, but since she is also a transplant, I wasn't sure if she knew where was really good yet
you should also definitely check out JR's on cedar springs....make sure to take the bike and come in full leathers if possible.
Quote from: bryant8 on May 14, 2008, 08:13:28 AM
Ah, the Old Monk. I love the Monk. Last HH we had I really enjoyed the patio over at Beckley Brewhouse in OC. Scott good suggestion on that one [thumbsup]
what is HH? hooligan holidays?
damn all these abbreviations in DFW!
HH= Happy Hour
Um, Happy Hour.
SWAK
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on May 14, 2008, 05:57:06 AM
What's your schedule?
I'm in Texas till the end of this month. I drive back to the Gulf on 1 June.
Right now I have no set schedule, but I have tons of stuff to do. Tomorrow I'll drive to AMS to pick up Francesca (she's a real monster) and run a few chores in town. Anyone up for lunch?
As far as cigars and [drink] I'm open any day except Sundays, though I would like to nail down a day so I can schedule my other stuff too.
How about this weekend?
ooo I just thought of a good name for George.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2105/2487876449_074c73e65f.jpg)
Mr. Clean!!!
Never been to Lee Harvey's. Do they have good parking for bikes? Do they allow cigars? Anyone up for Lee Harvey's this Saturday?
Quote from: NorDog on May 14, 2008, 01:00:24 PM
Tomorrow I'll drive to AMS to pick up Francesca (she's a real monster) and run a few chores in town. Anyone up for lunch?
Lunch tomorrow thread-
http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=1647.0
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 14, 2008, 01:04:44 PM
ooo I just thought of a good name for George.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2105/2487876449_074c73e65f.jpg)
Mr. Clean!!!
Do you read any of these threads? Already been done. [bang]
Quote from: NorDog on May 14, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
Never been to Lee Harvey's. Do they have good parking for bikes? Do they allow cigars? Anyone up for Lee Harvey's this Saturday?
Yes, Yes, and definitely maybe ;D
Quote from: dallas2r on May 14, 2008, 02:57:18 PM
Do you read any of these threads?
Are you asking rhetorical questions?
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on May 14, 2008, 03:31:33 PM
Yes, Yes, and definitely maybe ;D
i haven't been to LH's in...a while; that sounds like a good time.
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 14, 2008, 01:04:44 PM
ooo I just thought of a good name for George.
Mr. Clean!!!
Um, actually haven't showered in a while, may want to rethink that.... :P [laugh]
An update and a bump.
Could we get this stickied?
Haywyre = Cevan [thumbsup]
Thanks for riding herd on all this Ron; VERY useful list!
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on May 14, 2008, 03:32:14 PM
Are you asking rhetorical questions?
here's a couple for you...
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
finally made the switch from TOB. thanks fastwin. Oaf -- Jeff -- 07 695 with Termis
Oaf
Quote from: oaf on May 21, 2008, 05:07:56 AM
finally made the switch from TOB. thanks fastwin. Oaf -- Jeff -- 07 695 with Termis
Oaf
Good job [thumbsup] Glad you made it, Jeff!!!!
Same insanity, different venue :P
Hope to see you soon [moto]
Quote from: oaf on May 21, 2008, 05:07:56 AM
finally made the switch from TOB. thanks fastwin. Oaf -- Jeff -- 07 695 with Termis
Oaf
Ahhh, you're welcome? What did I do? ???
Quote from: fastwin on May 21, 2008, 07:52:46 AM
Ahhh, you're welcome? What did I do? ???
I think he means me. I emailed him the new board info. But who cares, HE MADE IT!! [thumbsup] [beer]
ok, so i'm bad with names. you all look the same on this board anyway ;D i'll be around when i can.
Yeah, do not insult LYD by refering to him as me... serious trouble there! [laugh]
Please add 2006 Honda VFR 800 to Asia1098 aka "Honda Freak". [thumbsup]
few more updates. I've seen chipo post many times, but haven't caught any details. Very crafty.
Think we could sticky this thread up top? Just a thought
Quote from: Ronr on May 21, 2008, 09:21:15 PM
few more updates. I've seen chipo post many times, but haven't caught any details. Very crafty.
I am known by many names:
- Tireslayer
- Chipo
- God
- Your royal highness
or you can just call me by my birthname:
- Jesus ;D
Quote from: chipo on June 01, 2008, 09:24:54 PM
I am known by many names:
- Tireslayer
- Chipo
- God
- Your royal highness
or you can just call me by my birthname:
- Jesus ;D
Got it - Great meeting you this weekend!
Now, go get some new tires ;D
Quote from: Ronr on June 03, 2008, 08:18:18 PM
Got it - Great meeting you this weekend!
Now, go get some new tires ;D
Will do!
Awesome meeting you too!
Go get a new rear brake!
A bump and a few updates