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Title: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Bbrent on August 22, 2008, 03:50:37 PM
Sooo...Apparently the admin girls here in my office don't have anything better to do. They wrapped my bike.

(http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n417/Bbrent_photos/Greenbar001.jpg?t=1219445350)
(http://[http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n417/Bbrent_photos/Greenbar002.jpg?t=1219445378/img%5D%3Cbr%20/%3E%5Bimg%5Dhttp://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n417/Bbrent_photos/Greenbar003.jpg?t=1219445402)
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: TCK! on August 22, 2008, 03:55:27 PM
Thats funny :D better then what I thought you were going to say!
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 22, 2008, 03:57:22 PM
Where are the pics of the admin girls?  :P
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: jakem696 on August 22, 2008, 04:03:11 PM
First, I thought..   Oh  noooooo.  lol...
Now it's your turn to unwrapped the admin girls.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Xiphias on August 22, 2008, 04:17:56 PM
 [thumbsup]...better than a finger in the eye...
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: lucazuma on August 22, 2008, 04:31:55 PM
   ;D
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 22, 2008, 04:35:04 PM
Mucho Nice [thumbsup]

But, no bow?!?!?!?
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Buckethead on August 22, 2008, 04:39:31 PM
Niiiiice.

Know anybody in foodservice? Those super-wide rolls of plastic wrap are about the same width as a small car door.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: DesmonsterS4RS on August 22, 2008, 05:15:13 PM
 [clap] [bacon]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: enzo on August 22, 2008, 05:18:00 PM
are those TPS reports?!?
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 22, 2008, 05:26:04 PM
 [laugh] cool beans.


admin girls do not exist w/o pics.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: bryant8 on August 22, 2008, 05:28:18 PM
Nice, that's cool that your work has dedicated scooter parking.  [thumbsup]

I hope for your sake the admin girls are easy on the eyes.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: DoubleEagle on August 22, 2008, 06:36:08 PM
Whatever would have made them do something so sinister :D :D  I was expecting bfluids and a yellow chalk line drawn in the shape of a Ducati on the ground.

Glad they seem to be harmless.  Dolph
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: the ron on August 22, 2008, 06:42:43 PM
penalty :o messing with someones ducati is off limits. one time a guy at work thought it would be funny to put gum on my footpeg.  ??? i never foung out who it was but i was pissed. my car is a piece of crap i don't mind if someone messes with that but my bike and my dog are off limits.... okay, my wife to.  :-\

the ron [evil]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Scottish on August 22, 2008, 08:31:56 PM
 [laugh] [clap] [bacon] [thumbsup]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Grampa on August 22, 2008, 08:48:18 PM
quietly, off in the distance.... ductape smiles and says to himself...... amateurs
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: DucatiBastard on August 22, 2008, 09:09:41 PM
where do you work that you are blessed with such nice bike parking?  and where the feck are the admin girls?
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: CraigD426 on August 22, 2008, 10:28:26 PM
Good prank   [evil], the food wrap idea is a good retaliation, lets see some pics of your adversaries  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: IZ on August 22, 2008, 10:35:23 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 22, 2008, 08:48:18 PM
quietly, off in the distance.... ductape smiles and says to himself...... amateurs


TOB memories!  [laugh]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: DuciD03 on August 22, 2008, 10:55:13 PM
I think someone like you ...!

and ..........that demands pics of the admin chicks! .... perhaps posing with your bike .... smiles and for that matter bikinis required. [popcorn]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 23, 2008, 12:03:03 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 22, 2008, 08:48:18 PM
quietly, off in the distance.... ductape smiles and says to himself...... amateurs

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

and gum on your pegs? at least he didn't pee on it
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Carman on August 23, 2008, 01:28:24 AM
recycling guy is going to have one hell of a surprise!!!
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: NAKID on August 23, 2008, 09:31:50 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 23, 2008, 12:03:03 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

and gum on your pegs? at least he didn't pee on it

Hey, leave mom out of this...
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on August 23, 2008, 11:02:18 AM
are the girls hot?
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 23, 2008, 01:17:40 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 23, 2008, 09:31:50 AM
Hey, leave mom out of this...

ok...

sorry, mom. :-\
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: wbeck257 on August 23, 2008, 01:28:35 PM
We picked one guys bike up w/ a forklift and put it on the roof.

Then hid the forklift.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: ducatiz on August 23, 2008, 04:56:07 PM
notice they left the cruiser in the background alone.

hmm.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Bbrent on August 23, 2008, 08:28:55 PM
The girls aren't exactly what you would call hot. If you need pics I will have to snap some shots on Monday and post them. So.... I need to retaliate against these girls...Any thoughts?
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Heath on August 23, 2008, 08:41:46 PM
Time to get them back.   [evil]

(http://www.mikemo.org/junk/arron.jpg)
A co-workers last day at our store got him this last Friday :]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: nkryptit on August 24, 2008, 04:31:00 AM
Quote from: Bbrent on August 23, 2008, 08:28:55 PM
The girls aren't exactly what you would call hot. If you need pics I will have to snap some shots on Monday and post them. So.... I need to retaliate against these girls...Any thoughts?


Um...hmm...you could....wrap their printer paper....with...ah....motorcycles....wait...let me get back too you..having a hard time here.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: ducatiz on August 24, 2008, 06:05:57 AM
Quote from: Bbrent on August 23, 2008, 08:28:55 PM
The girls aren't exactly what you would call hot. If you need pics I will have to snap some shots on Monday and post them. So.... I need to retaliate against these girls...Any thoughts?

hmm

wrap their desk chairs with Twinkies.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 24, 2008, 09:09:26 AM
Quote from: Bbrent on August 23, 2008, 08:28:55 PM
The girls aren't exactly what you would call hot. If you need pics I will have to snap some shots on Monday and post them. So.... I need to retaliate against these girls...Any thoughts?

I have a horrible friend kicking around. You could let him date them.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: DW on August 24, 2008, 07:18:00 PM
If you live in the north, patience is the name of the game.  Smile, laugh, make small talk.  The first day it drops to really cold sub-freezing temps, cover their cars with several coats of water.  The quarter inch thick clear coat will be admired by all.  Pay special attention to the key holes on the doors. 









Just be ready for significant retribution and mutually assured destruction (of property).
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: lauramonster on August 25, 2008, 07:03:19 AM
They did nothing harmful - only fun.  Retaliate the same way. 

goldfish in the water fountain.

if they pack a lunch (and leave it in the community refrigerator), wrap them with duct tape.

do a really bad cut & paste of their heads on the bodies of GLOW.  Display.

tape their pics on a milk carton & put in fridge!!

goldfish in their toilets.

fill a bottle of moisturizer with bacon fat and place by the sink.  (you may have to alter the bacon fat so that it pumps)



Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Monstermash on August 25, 2008, 07:10:15 AM
It could have been worse, they could have used toilet paper.

We did that to a guy who rides a Harley.  [laugh]

He's a complete douche so he deserved it.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: the_Journeyman on August 25, 2008, 07:26:42 AM
Saran-Wrap their cars...  Lotsa work but worth it ~

JM
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Jarvicious on August 25, 2008, 09:44:22 AM
There's nothing better than the brilliant sheen of aluminum foil gleaming off of someone's Toyota on a beautiful sunny day......
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: ducatiz on August 25, 2008, 10:14:15 AM
sneak into the women's bathroom and spray mace or pepper spray on the toilet paper.

not much, just a little squirt on the side.

won't burn, but it will itch like hell.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Bbrent on August 25, 2008, 10:25:20 AM
These are the girls I work with that wrapped my bike.
(http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n417/Bbrent_photos/Kevinsworkcrew.jpg?t=1219685090)
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: ducatiz on August 25, 2008, 10:48:33 AM
Quote from: Bbrent on August 25, 2008, 10:25:20 AM
These are the girls I work with that wrapped my bike.
(http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n417/Bbrent_photos/Kevinsworkcrew.jpg?t=1219685090)

yeah, forget the revenge plans.  looks like you might have a booty haul if you play right.

i mean... without grandma of course.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: NAKID on August 25, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Yeah, I was gonna say, brunette in the middle with glasses and the blonde on the right...
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Buckethead on August 25, 2008, 04:26:44 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 25, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Yeah, I was gonna say, brunette in the middle with glasses and the blonde on the right...

Hell of a sammich, NAKID.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Le Pirate on August 25, 2008, 04:51:49 PM
couple of cuties in there!


i say a little honey on their phone earpiece might be funny  ;D
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Murdered Monster on August 25, 2008, 04:55:36 PM
How can you be mad with faces like that.  ;D
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: superjohn on August 25, 2008, 05:01:06 PM
The little blonde on the right makes me want to wrap.....uh....well.........I won't say here.
;D






Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: zedsaid on August 25, 2008, 05:29:51 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 25, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Yeah, I was gonna say, brunette in the middle with glasses and the blonde on the right...

What he said.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: ducatiz on August 25, 2008, 06:32:39 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 25, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Yeah, I was gonna say, brunette in the middle with glasses and the blonde on the right...

LIBRARIANPHILES UNITE!
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: redxblack on August 25, 2008, 06:35:09 PM
I think everyone picked out the same two. Add some bacon and that's a sammich!!  [bacon]

Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: zedsaid on August 25, 2008, 06:37:04 PM
Quote from: redxblack on August 25, 2008, 06:35:09 PM
I think everyone picked out the same two. Add some bacon and that's a sammich!!  [bacon]



I'll be the  [bacon].
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 25, 2008, 06:54:18 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 25, 2008, 06:32:39 PM
LIBRARIANPHILES UNITE!

hell, sign me up!  ;D
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: duc996 on August 26, 2008, 02:59:08 AM
I see four potentials in there that i won't do revenge on,i would get them naked! [evil] ;D
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: r_ciao on August 26, 2008, 12:37:08 PM
Lucky you.  You get to work with some cuties.  I have a home office with a dog.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Rameses on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
I think we're gonna need a better pic.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: ducatiz on August 26, 2008, 02:31:17 PM
Quote from: r_ciao on August 26, 2008, 12:37:08 PM
Lucky you.  You get to work with some cuties.  I have a home office with a dog.

you mean a canine or a butterface?
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: somegirl on August 26, 2008, 09:30:53 PM
Quote from: r_ciao on August 26, 2008, 12:37:08 PM
Lucky you.  You get to work with some cuties.  I have a home office with a dog.

I have a home office with 2 cute dogs.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 27, 2008, 01:55:57 AM
*sigh* not the same, paula....  ;)
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Buckethead on August 27, 2008, 03:32:38 AM
Quote from: msincredible on August 26, 2008, 09:30:53 PM
I have a home office with 2 cute dogs.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 27, 2008, 01:55:57 AM
*sigh* not the same, paula....  ;)

No, but she totally needs to do that to someguy's bike regardless.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on August 27, 2008, 03:42:48 AM
Sandwich with  [bacon] filling I likey [thumbsup]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 27, 2008, 11:54:42 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on August 27, 2008, 03:32:38 AM
No, but she totally needs to do that to someguy's bike regardless.

Dropping it wasn't enough?
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: b. on August 27, 2008, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: someguy on August 27, 2008, 11:54:42 AM
Dropping it wasn't enough?

ooOOoo...ouch!

i work at a hotel...can't imagine the reaction if i posted up some of the talent walkin' around my office.  8)
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Buckethead on August 27, 2008, 04:54:07 PM
Quote from: someguy on August 27, 2008, 11:54:42 AM
Dropping it wasn't enough?

Okay, then. Wrap her bike.

You know, the little yellow foldy one.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: somegirl on August 27, 2008, 07:43:27 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 27, 2008, 01:55:57 AM
*sigh* not the same, paula....  ;)

Ok, fine, what if I change that to, my two dogs have a home office with a cutie. ;) [cheeky]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 29, 2008, 02:47:11 AM
Quote from: msincredible on August 27, 2008, 07:43:27 PM
Ok, fine, what if I change that to, my two dogs have a home office with a cutie. ;) [cheeky]

now you're just being mean...  [cheeky]
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: vampireduc on August 29, 2008, 06:35:53 AM
Quote from: enzo on August 22, 2008, 05:18:00 PM
are those TPS reports?!?

no...they don't have the correct cover sheet.  Anyone can see that!
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: bmonty72 on August 29, 2008, 07:53:51 AM
Quote from: redxblack on August 25, 2008, 06:35:09 PM
I think everyone picked out the same two. Add some bacon and that's a sammich!!  [bacon]



I love the  [bacon] as much as the next guy, But everyone here can see that this sandwich needs some sausage???? Bah Dum Dah! ;)
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on August 29, 2008, 12:51:59 PM
Open gas flap door. Pack with vasoline. Close door. Wait till they stop to get gas a few days down the road.
Title: Re: A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.
Post by: knightrider on August 30, 2008, 08:19:03 AM
Quote from: b. on August 27, 2008, 04:51:45 PM
ooOOoo...ouch!

i work at a hotel...can't imagine the reaction if i posted up some of the talent walkin' around my office.  8)

this post is worthless without pics