Front license plate in yer state?

[hbliam]

You'll notice a pattern here. Typically, Southern states don't require a front plate.

Whats the pattern show? That people from southern States couldn't figure out which one went on the front and which one on the back? 

[Howie]

Whats the pattern show? That people from southern States couldn't figure out which one went on the front and which one on the back? 

The one that says "I'm spending my kids' inheritance" surrounded by palm trees goes on the front.  Everyone knows that

[Statler]

why are people so upset about mounting a front plate?

oh it's soooooo hoorrrrible...I have to drill a hole in the front bumber of my Elise (Ferrari, Lambo...insert car here)....life is sooooooo haaaard.   The government is ruining my life and taking away my rights.

drill the hole.  mount the plate.