Military Helmets.

[Chchadder]

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A sailor and a Marine were standing next to each other taking a piss.  The Marine zips up and starts to walk out the door when the sailor says to him "Hey Marine! In the Navy they taught us to wash our hands after we piss."  The Marine calls back over his shoulder without breaking stride, "Oh yeah? In the Marines they taught us not to piss on our hands."

Semper Fi

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[NAKID]

Marine in full Dress Blues walks into the men's restroom and goes to the urinal. As he's pissing, a little boy walks up to him, taps him on the leg and asks "are you a real Marine?" He said "yes I am, would you like to wear my cover". The little boy is thrilled, marching around the restroom with the Marine's cover on like Billy Badass. Just then, a drunken Sailor comes stumbling in, and starts pissing at the first urinal he sees. Little boy comes and taps him on the leg and says "are you a real Sailor?" He slurs back "yeah, you wanna suck my dick?" Little boy doesn't miss a beat and says, "no sir, I'm not a real Marine, I'm just wearing his hat!"

[Buckethead]

Know what the difference between the Sea Cadets and the "real" Navy is?

Sea Cadets have adult leaders.

[DY]

Marine in full Dress Blues walks into the men's restroom and goes to the urinal. As he's pissing, a little boy walks up to him, taps him on the leg and asks "are you a real Marine?" He said "yes I am, would you like to wear my cover". The little boy is thrilled, marching around the restroom with the Marine's cover on like Billy Badass. Just then, a drunken Sailor comes stumbling in, and starts pissing at the first urinal he sees. Little boy comes and taps him on the leg and says "are you a real Sailor?" He slurs back "yeah, you wanna suck my dick?" Little boy doesn't miss a beat and says, "no sir, I'm not a real Marine, I'm just wearing his hat!"

i dont get it. is the joke making fun of the marines or the navy sailors for trying to get a little boy to suck his d*ck.

[NAKID]

Sailors are always drunk. But, the boy assuming he wants him to suck his dick because he looks like a Marine is the punchline. I guess you have to know the history between the Navy and the Marine Corps. By the way, there is no "Department of the Marines", we own them!