Don't quit your day...er... night job....

[ryandalling]

So... Saturday night I was at a local gentlemen's club with some friends... and I was wearing my "Ducati Mechanica" shirt... and below the logo it says, "Balogna" .... so one of the young ladies comes up to me and says, and I kid you not, "Cool shirt. Is that the company that makes balogna? How come theres a motorcycle on it?" (She pronounced it as "ba-low-nee") 

I opened my mouth to respond, intending to say, "And it's amazing that I found you working here."

However, what actually came out was... "Let me buy you a drink."   

[The Plumber]

     

[Buckethead]

Some intrepid gentleman here in Maine just opened a topless coffee shop.

$3 a cup is a bit steep for coffee, but hey, there's boobies.

[Mother]

shit, coffee costs more than that here and there aren't any boobs