Ducati dealer is like a strip club!

[johnster]

On the way home I realized how very much that was like a strip club visit

I think I speak for everyone when I say that some pics of said strip club and would really help us grasp the similarities you speak of... 

-It's true though, the dealership I go to is like a freakin' museum, with all those pristine beauties lined up for your viewing (or purchasing) pleasure... 

[eyeboy]

hmm...at a strip club I can get my face sandwiched between some nice boobies for $1.   

I can't get anything at my Ducati dealer for $1.   

$1 really? wow. it is expensive to live in canada apparently.

on the other hand if you are on the way home from the ducati dealer there is no need to make a special trip to the gas station to splash a bit of gas on your face...