New avatar. This may be short-lived

[MongoReturns]

First time I've seriously cracked-up all day:

http://www.ducati-superbikes.com/forum/showthread.php?p=263102#post263102

[Meerkat]

 

[zooom]

for those of us whom are not a member of that board and wish not to join another board just to read 1 thread...can the humor be copied and pasted?

[Meerkat]

OP: Just wondering if anyone has experimented with underwear.
I am on a duc 1098 and I know there are a lot of products for cooling but has anyone found one that also gives comfort for the "boys"? I mean proper support.

blah, blah, blah

OP: I know there are quite a few out there for the cooling on hot days and comfort on your ass etc.

I just find that my #$%## are squished against the tank. Not sure if there is anything out there that has support or anything to make that more comfortable.

I am looking for something that would work with jeans or regular pants.

P2: I find that when wearing leathers, "the boys" are kept in their place. Wearing jeans is however another story.

May I suggest one of these perhaps?

[zooom]

and I take it that Rich/Mongo was the OP?!?!?!?!...

[Meerkat]

and I take it that Rich/Mongo was the OP?!?!?!?!...

Second time, I've seriously cracked up all day! Nah, he just likes the jocks!

Another funny from that thread:
"You could do what I have learnt from some vocational martial arts training that I have done and draw them back into you body. The pockets are still there in your groin. I do this when riding my bike and have never had a crushed nuts espisode happen to me. Squashed slong is about it, but it can take the squashing better than the boys getting pancaked. Makes my riding a lot easier than not having to worry about my package being in the right spot to avoid injury."
(This may have been what cracked Mongo up)

[MongoReturns]

for those of us whom are not a member of that board and wish not to join another board just to read 1 thread...can the humor be copied and pasted?

Ah nuts can't believe you can't see posts without signing in!  Thanks Chemico    Still cracking up.

[zooom]

Ah nuts can't believe you can't see posts without signing in!   

pretty standard with vBulletin forum software package for forums now for to keep spammers from jackin in and posting randomly...

[MongoReturns]

pretty standard with vBulletin forum software package for forums now for to keep spammers from jackin in and posting randomly...

Ah.  After a number of posts, one of the mods just wrote "wtf" regarding the thread, which really got me.

Also noticed I now have a Full Member.  This may be ironic, like calling a fat guy flounder.