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Started by Speedbag, December 27, 2011, 08:53:24 AM

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Speedbag

December 27, 2011, 08:53:24 AM
A little late, but....

http://www.reddit.com/tb/nntdw
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#1
December 27, 2011, 09:25:02 AM
Harsh....
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December 27, 2011, 09:27:37 AM
Damn that's mean LOL
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#3
December 28, 2011, 09:45:58 AM
Saw a deal once where two brothers regifted each other the same pair of leather pants over and over.  One brother finally won when he put the pants in the glove compartment of an old car and had it compacted into a cube and delivered to his sibling.
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#4
December 28, 2011, 09:47:38 AM
unless that guy has a machine shop of his own, it's kind of retarded..
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Rameses

#5
December 28, 2011, 10:44:06 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 28, 2011, 09:47:38 AM
unless that guy has a machine shop of his own, it's kind of retarded..


A chopsaw and a welder hardly constitutes a machine shop.

Or are you talking about the gift recipient?

All he needs to open it is a grinder and some patience.

ducatiz

#6
December 29, 2011, 06:27:11 AM
Quote from: Rameses on December 28, 2011, 10:44:06 PM

A chopsaw and a welder hardly constitutes a machine shop.

Or are you talking about the gift recipient?

All he needs to open it is a grinder and some patience.

That's what I mean.  I have an angle grinder, but if you gave that to me with just a hat in it, I'm going to take a shovel after you.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

zooom

#7
December 29, 2011, 09:45:48 AM
well...I am considering that there has to be some running joke in there between the giver and the recipient...
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#8
December 29, 2011, 12:42:57 PM
It looked like you could pull the two parts apart, the reason the squares were welded on the end to give you something to pull with.

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December 29, 2011, 03:24:01 PM
Quote from: zooom on December 29, 2011, 09:45:48 AM
well...I am considering that there has to be some running joke in there between the giver and the recipient...

No.....pretty sure it's just a case of harmless assholery at its finest.

Which is why it's so awesome.  ;D
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#10
December 29, 2011, 03:25:57 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on December 29, 2011, 03:24:01 PM
No.....pretty sure it's just a case of harmless assholery at its finest.

Which is why it's so awesome.  ;D
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Speedbag

#11
December 30, 2011, 04:20:06 AM
Exactly.
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ducatiz

#12
December 30, 2011, 06:15:28 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 29, 2011, 03:25:57 PM
They're brothers... ;)

Quote from: Speedbag on December 29, 2011, 03:24:01 PM
No.....pretty sure it's just a case of harmless assholery at its finest.

Now it makes 100% sense.

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ungeheuer

#13
December 30, 2011, 06:31:26 AM
here's an impressively opportunistic gift wrapping idea >>  http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54389.0
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#14
December 30, 2011, 06:37:34 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on December 30, 2011, 06:31:26 AM
here's an impressively opportunistic gift wrapping idea >>  http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54389.0

and if a larger woman can hide her, then you have something akin to those russian dolls
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