Looooccciiiiiieeeeeee

[zooom]

put them in state mental hospitals

did they have them back in your day?

j/k...

[KnightofNi]

but later on down the road... 

I rule nothing out, but i also can't stand it when people get offended that i don't want to be married or feel they have to change my mind.
I am loving being single and a bit of a slut right now.

He'll still be a 12 year old trapped in a grown up body.

the funny thing is that when i was 18 it was exxactly the opposite. people would tel,l me to loosen up 

[AJ]

so what you want to hear is how all this came about?

it started with 2 bottles of red, 2 big bottles of white, half a bottle of jameson, and a few stella artois' in a pool.
after the showers as we were waiting for the rest of our group to show up to go for dinner we thought the fountain looked like a great backdrop for prom pics. it escalated from there and after an awkward shot we landed at the kneeling holding hands pic.

we had fun with it for a while, but most figured out it was a joke pretty quick. they know both of us are totally opposed to marriage or serious relationship right now.

Well color me disappointed. 

I was hoping for juicy details such as:

-- This is a publicity stunt for your new reality series "Traipsing Along with Travis". 72 days after exchanging candy rings, you'll both hire lawyers and have a blow out court battle.

-- You're the next Bachelor. Ginger women from across the country catfight over who gets the candy ring & staircase photo op.

-- you're part of an international genetics study. Doctors believe two redheads have the best chance of producing children with pale skin that sparkles in the sun. Those children will be the stars of future Twilight spin offs (Broadway musical, ice capades, etc) and revered by Twihards everywhere.

-- the lovely damsel in question fought a thundering herd of moose (meese?) to win your hand.

-- she's your sister

[KnightofNi]

i do like the reality show idea. though let's face it, it would be a drinking show.



and i have about as much chance of a woman fighting off a thundering herd of anything for my hand as i do of getting hit by lightning at the moment.

[zooom]

and i have about as much chance of a woman fighting off a thundering herd of anything for my hand as i do of getting hit by lightning at the moment.

given your luck lately....you sure you wanna put that out there like that?

[AJ]

given your luck lately....you sure you wanna put that out there like that?

 

[KnightofNi]

given your luck lately....you sure you wanna put that out there like that?

valid


still think i would rather take the lightning strike than get hunted as marriage material

[Speedbag]

still think i would rather take the lightning strike than get hunted as marriage material

Quite possibly the Quote of the Year.

[the_Journeyman]

though let's face it, it would be a drinking show.

Problem?

JM