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Started by krolik, July 12, 2008, 08:55:45 AM

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ManaloEA

#105
December 05, 2011, 08:58:20 AM
Plate tectonics did not separate Pangea (see map). It was Chuck Norris practicing his roundhouse kicks.

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fastwin

#106
December 05, 2011, 09:41:42 AM
 [laugh] [laugh]

This thread always cracks me up! ;D My step son just got a t-shirt that has a bunch of Chuck Norris-isms on the front. Funny stuff! [thumbsup]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ManaloEA

#107
December 05, 2011, 02:37:05 PM
Chuck Norris needed a punching bag, so he used the Sahara Mountain.
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slowpoke13

#108
December 06, 2011, 06:44:17 AM
Watching TV the other day, I saw Chuck Norris doing a World of Warcraft commercial...
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dropstharockalot

#109
December 07, 2011, 01:18:33 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason Bill Belichek's hoodie has no sleeves.
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cokey

#110
December 07, 2011, 06:10:14 PM
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

ItsaDuc

#111
December 07, 2011, 08:47:34 PM
Hope this isnt a derby.

fastwin

#112
December 08, 2011, 06:53:52 AM
That's awesome!! [laugh] [laugh] Round house kicked the Nazis into surrender... while in diapers. [thumbsup]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Buckethead

#113
December 11, 2011, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

krolik

#114
December 11, 2011, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: ItsaDuc on December 07, 2011, 08:47:34 PM
Hope this isnt a derby.



Too bad Chuck Norris was born on March 10th, 1940.
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Speedbag

#115
December 12, 2011, 03:02:57 PM
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Le Pirate

#116
December 13, 2011, 09:02:22 AM
Sigh....


I used to love Chuck Norris and his multitude of accomplishments (many highlighted here), but all I can think about when I hear his name is how he's joined Jenny McCarthy in her anti-vaccine lunacy  [bang] [bang] [bang]


:'(
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cokey

#117
December 13, 2011, 09:11:53 AM
Chuck norris is THE vaccine
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

ManaloEA

#118
December 13, 2011, 11:40:50 AM
If anyone has ever wondered... Yes, Chuck Norris kicked the habit.
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herm

#119
March 01, 2012, 12:42:50 PM
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...
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