Monster Optometrists

[The Don]

taking the piss is the aussie way, a bit of a laugh and as long as it doesnt get too serious its all good

[Spider]

good point Don...

Tool, we know what you don't like about the Ozmonsters....tell us a bit about what you do like? where you from, what you ride, what your favorite (if you have one) part of the forum is?

Let's get to know the real Tool!

[loony888]

good point Don...

Tool, we know what you don't like about the Ozmonsters....tell us a bit about what you do like? where you from, what you ride, what your favorite (if you have one) part of the forum is?

Let's get to know the real Tool!

i'm betting we already know the real tool, anything contrary is likely to be a facade i'm guessing.


paul.

[Tool]

And as you can see we are  all normal  here Tool 

Just for you

The Tool he drivelled and waffled along.
Dockstrada is thinking is this gona take long ?

A yawn and a nod dock’s weak at the knees.
With the snap of a throttle he pushing out Z’s.

The Tool he waffled, Dock how bad are you
While the dock was dreaming of his days in lue.

The time that he spent in the hill at the pass.
With Big Al and Matty gee that was class.

There were Big T and Robo and tricolor to.
Those were the days they certainly flew .

On went the Tool and vented his heart.
When suddenly Dockstrada lets rip a big fart.

He suddenly awakes and every thing‘s clear.
It was the chicken tandoori and the two jugs of beer.

Our passion at heart is why we are here.
We take pleasure and pride in showing our gear.

For some these are thoughts they cant understand.
They just waffle on like a dud rock band .

We will do what we do and what ever our like’s.
The Oz Monster forum its about Bling and our Bikes.

The key to remembering when to use too instead of to is the extra "o" in too.

The word "too" is used when you're referring to an extra or excessive amount of something. For instance:


I'm too tired to do another math problem.
I've eaten too many blueberries and I'm feeling sick.
I'm coming to your party too.
I think the school day starts too early.
If you are already in the habit of mixing to and too, it will take a little practice to correct yourself. They key is to stop and make a conscious decision each time you start to write the word "to."

I beleive the "lue" you speak of should be "lieu"

I am sick of this now - but I like blueberries.

How about a "third person" post. 

[Six95]

Go easy on the torque wrench

[Dockstrada]

The key to remembering when to use too instead of to is the extra "o" in too.

The word "too" is used when you're referring to an extra or excessive amount of something. For instance:


I'm too tired to do another math problem.
I've eaten too many blueberries and I'm feeling sick.
I'm coming to your party too.
I think the school day starts too early.
If you are already in the habit of mixing to and too, it will take a little practice to correct yourself. They key is to stop and make a conscious decision each time you start to write the word "to."

I beleive the "lue" you speak of should be "lieu"

I am sick of this now - but I like blueberries.

How about a "third person" post. 

Tool you are a product , we could all learn allot from your posting.

My vocabulary is of no importance as it is sufficient to maintain my life style.

If a third person post brings the attention that your ego requires to stay alive on this forum why not.